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==Kuchera before becoming an SJW clickbait artist==
==Kuchera before becoming an SJW clickbait artist==


Ben started his career submitting articles to "Ars echnica", which is fitting because he is himself an [[Ass|ars]]. Eventually, since the site has low enough standards to employ Ezra Klein, they hired Ben too. He wrote for them for about a decade before [[sarcasm|moving up to a real benchmark of internet journalism]] and joined [[Penny Arcade]], where he had a comradery with one of the owners due to being equally bald. After a coupe of years there the column (or was it a show?) was shut down and he moved to become the big boss of a shithole called "Polygon".


But what's interesting isn't his sad excuse for a career, but rather the sort of things he used to say when he would regularly post on the Ars Technica forums. While today he is as full-fledged [[SJW]], the Ben Kuchera of yesteryear was not the same. In his time on the forum Ben would often voice his contempt for immigrants, love for race and rape jokes and would call ignorant hood niggers retards. Ben was a [[pretty cool guy]], calling people trannys and telling leftie apologists to take their white guilt and political correctness and shove it up their ass. Here are some of his posts that sound like something out of a thread on [[EDF2]]:


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How the mighty have fallen. Today Ben is a social justice retard who spends a third on his time on secret mailing lists trying to secretly threaten people into shutting down dicussions he doesn't like, a third on twitter trying to threaten people publicly into shutting down discussions he doesn't like and the final third writing articles about his friends and [[Patreon]] benefactors (like [[Zoe Quinn]] and the people who made "[[Gone Home]]") the discussion about whom he had recently attempted to shut down.


==His shit site - Polygon==
==His shit site - Polygon==

Revision as of 18:50, 6 January 2015

I guess Ban would endorses this article
In his off-time Ben moonlights as a Jim Gaffigan impersonator. Primarily because of his looks, but also because of their mutual love of Hot Pockets.

Ben Kuchera is a dishonest person who writes SJW clickbait because he knows how stupid radical feminists are, and he knows he can use faux outrage to further his career (and bank account).


Kuchera before becoming an SJW clickbait artist

Ben started his career submitting articles to "Ars echnica", which is fitting because he is himself an ars. Eventually, since the site has low enough standards to employ Ezra Klein, they hired Ben too. He wrote for them for about a decade before moving up to a real benchmark of internet journalism and joined Penny Arcade, where he had a comradery with one of the owners due to being equally bald. After a coupe of years there the column (or was it a show?) was shut down and he moved to become the big boss of a shithole called "Polygon".

But what's interesting isn't his sad excuse for a career, but rather the sort of things he used to say when he would regularly post on the Ars Technica forums. While today he is as full-fledged SJW, the Ben Kuchera of yesteryear was not the same. In his time on the forum Ben would often voice his contempt for immigrants, love for race and rape jokes and would call ignorant hood niggers retards. Ben was a pretty cool guy, calling people trannys and telling leftie apologists to take their white guilt and political correctness and shove it up their ass. Here are some of his posts that sound like something out of a thread on EDF2:

"Rape is lol"
"Politial correctness is bullshit"
"Wetbacks should learn to speak english"
More of that
Still harping on the mexicans
Ben calls someone a tranny
Ben knows "White Privilege" isn't real
Ben trolls retards on his forum and start social justice is a scam
More of that
"I'm not a pedo buuuuut...
Ben was so bad people thought he was trolling
Ben thinks black people talk like retards
He literally says that in this one!
And then he says it again!!!!
Finally, he's also sexist.

After landing job as SJW clickbait artist

How the mighty have fallen. Today Ben is a social justice retard who spends a third on his time on secret mailing lists trying to secretly threaten people into shutting down dicussions he doesn't like, a third on twitter trying to threaten people publicly into shutting down discussions he doesn't like and the final third writing articles about his friends and Patreon benefactors (like Zoe Quinn and the people who made "Gone Home") the discussion about whom he had recently attempted to shut down.

His shit site - Polygon

Other Controversy

Kuchera the Brony sympathizer

http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/09/gamergate-kotaku-nerd-shaming-and-ben-kuchera/

Kuchera Vs. Erick Kain

Ben Reports Fake Rape - Ruins a Career/Gets Children Beat

Believes Tetris is communist propaganda

In what can only be described as something that would make McCarthy envy, Benny and his red scare paranoia believes that Tetris is actually a tool of the communists to take over the world or something. One can't expect a game journalist to do any research or have any actual knowledge of the world. This is the definition of Full McIntosh.


The Kremlin built in 1561 only predates communism with several centuries


The music that predates Communism is communist


Yes, Tetris is really about entropy in thermodynamics


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