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==Interesting Facts== | ==Interesting Facts== | ||
* Allah is the central focus of terrorism. | * Allah is the central focus of terrorism. | ||
* Allah promises 72 virgins (most likely [[Trap|traps]]) if you become [[an hero]] for him (Read the Qu'ran for handy bomb making tips, and ways to becoming [[an hero]]). | * Allah promises 72 virgins (most likely [[Trap|traps]]) if you become [[an hero]] for him (Read the Qu'ran for handy bomb making tips, and ways to becoming [[an hero]]). Most male suicide bombers get 72 virgins BUT THEY ARE ALL MALE VIRGINS. | ||
* Allah planned [[9/11]], and then blamed a mentally retarded Jew named [[Osama Bin Laden]] who couldn't tell a bomb from his own left testicle. | * Allah planned [[9/11]], and then blamed a mentally retarded American Jew named [[Osama Bin Laden]] who couldn't tell a bomb from his own left testicle. | ||
* Although forbids the depiction of [[Mohammad]] in art, he is commonly depicted in much of the Danish press as an elderly man with a beard, towels wrapped around his head, [[Terrorism|and a bomb jacket strapped to him.]] | * Although forbids the depiction of [[Mohammad]] in art, he is commonly depicted in much of the Danish press as an elderly man with a beard, towels wrapped around his head, [[Terrorism|and a bomb jacket strapped to him.]] | ||
* In a dream, [[Mohammad]] was told by Allah to inform the people that in his honor they shall serve Allah-Carte in all cafeterias in the holy land. | * In a dream, [[Mohammad]] was told by Allah to inform the people that in his honor they shall serve Allah-Carte in all cafeterias in the holy land. | ||
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*Allah works in a black cubicle in Mecca, except for Friday, on Friday he answers prayers and customer complanits. | *Allah works in a black cubicle in Mecca, except for Friday, on Friday he answers prayers and customer complanits. | ||
*Allah is a cousin of Nurgle, and the Brother of Horus. | *Allah is a cousin of Nurgle, and the Brother of Horus. | ||
==Friends of Allah== | ==Friends of Allah== | ||
[[Image:Allahburgerking.jpg|thumb|right|The name of Allah appears [[It is a mystery|mysteriously]] on a Burger King label in [[England]].]] | [[Image:Allahburgerking.jpg|thumb|right|The name of Allah appears [[It is a mystery|mysteriously]] on a Burger King label in [[England]].]] | ||
