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[[File:Cyberviolence in progress.gif|thumb|CYBERVIOLENCE IN PROGRESS]]
[[File:Cyberviolence in progress.gif|thumb|CYBERVIOLENCE IN PROGRESS]]
[[File:D is the key to cyberviolence.jpg|thumb|The "D" is the key to cyberviolence]]
[[File:D is the key to cyberviolence.jpg|thumb|The "D" is the key to cyberviolence]]
{{quote|cyber touch is recognized as equally as harmful as physical touch|[[Time Magazine]]|on cyber violence}}
{{quote|cyber touch is recognized as equally as harmful as physical touch|[[United Nations]]|on cyber violence}}
'''Cyberviolence''' is the latest in a series of new Internet crimes, designed to protect [[special snowflakes]] from the typed words of [[trolls|Internet critics]]. [[Zoe Quinn]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]] have claimed cyberviolence is a "cottage industry", fully aware that ''they'' are the only people who profit from Internet harassment. The perpetrators of cyberviolence are only in it [[for the lulz]], meanwhile the [[Patreon]] accounts of the tireless defenders of Internet feminism swell with thousands of dollars, keeping them safe from the dangerous typed words of heterosexual CIS shitlords.
'''Cyberviolence''' is the latest in a series of new Internet crimes, designed to protect [[special snowflakes]] from the typed words of [[trolls|Internet critics]]. [[Zoe Quinn]] and [[Anita Sarkeesian]] have claimed cyberviolence is a "cottage industry", fully aware that ''they'' are the only people who profit from Internet harassment. The perpetrators of cyberviolence are only in it [[for the lulz]], meanwhile the [[Patreon]] accounts of the tireless defenders of Internet feminism swell with thousands of dollars, keeping them safe from the dangerous typed words of heterosexual CIS shitlords.


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Even co-author Zoe Quinn [http://motherboard.vice.com/read/im-disappointed-zoe-quinn-speaks-out-on-un-cyberviolence-report backed away] from this shit show, saying "I'm disappointed" immediately before hurling Anita Sarkeesian under the bus.
Even co-author Zoe Quinn [http://motherboard.vice.com/read/im-disappointed-zoe-quinn-speaks-out-on-un-cyberviolence-report backed away] from this shit show, saying "I'm disappointed" immediately before hurling Anita Sarkeesian under the bus.


==The correct way to deal with cyberviolence==
==How to deal with cyberviolence==
<center><youtube>fmHydGMoy18</youtube></center>


==Solutions==
*[[Stop posting]]
*[[Stop posting]]
*[[Buy a dog]]
*[[Buy a dog]]
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*[[tinfoil hat|Buy a hat]]
*[[tinfoil hat|Buy a hat]]
*[[censorship|Censor the Internet]]
*[[censorship|Censor the Internet]]
If these methods fail, you could always try these alternative methods:
<youtube>fmHydGMoy18</youtube>
{{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/fucktyler/status/285670822264307712}}


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Cybersex]], the opposite of cyberviolence
*[[Cybersex]], the opposite of cyberviolence
*[[Cyberbullying]]
*[[First World Problems]]
*[[First World Problems]]


==External links==
==External links==
*[http://time.com/4049106/un-cyber-violence-physical-violence/ The UN says cyberviolence is equivalent to physical violence]
*[http://time.com/4049106/un-cyber-violence-physical-violence/ The UN says cyberviolence is equivalent to physical violence]
*[https://twitter.com/search?q=%23cyberviolence&src=tyah Cyberviolence in real time]
*[https://twitter.com/hashtag/cyberviolence Cyberviolence in real time]
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/25/u-n-womens-group-calls-for-web-censorship/ Censoring the web to save someone's feelings]
*[http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/25/u-n-womens-group-calls-for-web-censorship/ Censoring the web to save someone's feelings]


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[[Category:Lernin 2 Internet]]
[[Category:Lernin 2 Internet]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
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Revision as of 23:13, 9 October 2015

Typical reaction to this kind of shit
Be sure to wear a mask when committing cyberviolence
CYBERVIOLENCE IN PROGRESS
The "D" is the key to cyberviolence
   
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cyber touch is recognized as equally as harmful as physical touch
  		„
  		 

—United Nations, on cyber violence

Cyberviolence is the latest in a series of new Internet crimes, designed to protect special snowflakes from the typed words of Internet critics. Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian have claimed cyberviolence is a "cottage industry", fully aware that they are the only people who profit from Internet harassment. The perpetrators of cyberviolence are only in it for the lulz, meanwhile the Patreon accounts of the tireless defenders of Internet feminism swell with thousands of dollars, keeping them safe from the dangerous typed words of heterosexual CIS shitlords.

UNESCO Report

Anita and Zoe take the UN
   
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U.N. Says Cyber Violence Is Equivalent to Physical Violence Against Women
  		„
  		 

—Time Magazine, comparing real violence to online harassment

Under the new guidelines, even such things as blasphemy, trolling, advocacy of genocide and suicide and other things that were perfectly acceptable, are now considered equivalent to IRL violence such as rape and murder. In less enlightened times, the only solution would be to either buy a dog or call the cyberpolice.

   
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Cyber VAWG includes hate speech (publishing a blasphemous libel), hacking (intercepting private communications), identity theft, online stalking (criminal harassment) and uttering threats. It can entail convincing a target to end their lives (counselling suicide or advocating genocide).
  		„
  		 

—The UN report on Cyber violence, dictating the new definition of violence

Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian stood before the United Nations and proudly presented the 70 page report. Within days the report was analyzed by Internet commentators, who found numerous sourcing errors so hilarious that they could not be ignored.

Takedown

After the problems with the report and its sourcing were exposed for the lulz and graet justice, the report was retracted with the following announcement:

   
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This report is currently in revision and will be re-posted as soon as all relevant inputs have been taken onboard.
  		„
  		 

—Inputs?

Even co-author Zoe Quinn backed away from this shit show, saying "I'm disappointed" immediately before hurling Anita Sarkeesian under the bus.

How to deal with cyberviolence

If these methods fail, you could always try these alternative methods:


See also


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