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"Comments" are an integral feature of many blogs such as Blogger.

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 [[Image:Blogger-comment.png|thumb|"Comments" are an integral feature of many blogs such as [[Blogger]].]]
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-Comments are most commonly found on the debris fields of trolled [[16-year-old girl]] LJ, [[bebo]] and Myspace users. They are the critical tools at the hands of [[fucktard]] Internet users who try to be deep whilst being unique and having a username that utterly enrages the intelligent or encyclopaedic user. It is believed the comment is the source of power for internets [[drama]] and [[whores]] in general. With each comment they receive, their ability to whine, bitch, and moan about anything is proven to increase exponentially. This is a very frightening thing, and often a good source of [[lulz]].
+Comments are most commonly found on the debris fields of trolled [[16-year-old girl]] LJ, [[bebo]] and Myspace users. They are the critical tools at the hands of [[fucktard]] Internet users who try to be deep while being unique and having a username that utterly enrages the intelligent or encyclopaedic user. It is believed the comment is the source of power for internets [[drama]] and [[whores]] in general. With each comment they receive, their ability to whine, bitch, and moan about anything is proven to increase exponentially. This is a very frightening thing, and often a good source of [[lulz]].
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