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*[[pedophiles|Lallygaggers]] | *[[pedophiles|Lallygaggers]] | ||
*14 year olds that know '''basic''' HTML and NodeJS | *14 year olds that know '''basic''' HTML and NodeJS | ||
*13 year olds that ''still'' find Shrek and MLG memes funny in | *13 year olds that ''still'' find Shrek and MLG memes funny in {{CURRENTYEAR}} | ||
*12 year old artists that can NOT draw for [[shit]] | *12 year old artists that can NOT draw for [[shit]] | ||
*And of course there's those users who uses their moms credit card to buy themselves Discord Nitro | *And of course there's those users who uses their moms credit card to buy themselves Discord Nitro | ||
[[File:TypicalDiscordChat.jpg|340px|thumb|right|Typical Discord Chat]] | [[File:TypicalDiscordChat.jpg|340px|thumb|right|Typical Discord Chat]] | ||
==Discord Nitro== | |||
In January 2017, Hammer & Chisel Inc., one of the many shell companies of Discord's owners, decided that selling user data to partners wasn't enough and launched Discord Nitro, a bumfuck idiot service. For just $4.99 per month, users have access to basic Slack features. These features include: | |||
*Custom emoji set to a profile, not a "server" | |||
*[[GIF|Compressed, animated]] avatars | |||
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size | |||
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[ICQ]] | *[[ICQ]] | ||
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*[[Phone]] | *[[Phone]] | ||
*[[Prank Call]] | *[[Prank Call]] | ||
*[[IRC]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Revision as of 01:08, 23 May 2017
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Discord is the lackluster replacement for the fiasco that is Skype. Even though it's better in performance, has no limit to how many losers there can be in a chat group, and the whole ranking system makes it a little more bearable than Skype- It tries way too hard to be Hip and edgy, and the creators are fucking jewish SJW's.
Unfortunately the people who use Discord are
- Losers
- That homosexual friend you know of
- Lallygaggers
- 14 year olds that know basic HTML and NodeJS
- 13 year olds that still find Shrek and MLG memes funny in 2026
- 12 year old artists that can NOT draw for shit
- And of course there's those users who uses their moms credit card to buy themselves Discord Nitro
Discord Nitro
In January 2017, Hammer & Chisel Inc., one of the many shell companies of Discord's owners, decided that selling user data to partners wasn't enough and launched Discord Nitro, a bumfuck idiot service. For just $4.99 per month, users have access to basic Slack features. These features include:
- Custom emoji set to a profile, not a "server"
- Compressed, animated avatars
- Greater file upload size
- Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
See Also
External Links
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