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Discord is the [[Crap|lackluster]] replacement for the fiasco that is [[Skype]]. Even though it's better in performance, has no limit to how many losers there can be in a chat group, and the whole ranking system makes it a little more bearable than Skype- It tries way too hard to be [[Hip]] and [[Swag|edgy]], and the creators are fucking [[Jew|jewish]] [[SJW|SJW's]].
Discord is the epitome of [[autism|autistic]] lobotomised children who try to run a [[shit|shit]] community filled with even MORE [[autism|autistic]] lobotomised children. the motto of discord is "chat for gamers" but it might as well be changed to '''"Create your own community of fucking autistic spaztard 5 year olds and get raided 15 minutes after creating the community"'''. There are many cancerous communities on discord and many of them are indeed full of autistic 5 year olds just waiting to be [[castration|castrated]].
 
some famous discord communities consist of the following
*ScammerSubLounge, A community filled with WAY more autistic kids than mature functioning members of society. the server's main focus is to stop scammers but they're doing quite a chit job at it
*[[shit that no one cares about|MAX CROSS/MAX CROSS COMMUNITY]]
*Foot Fetish Gamers, Of course...when you dive into the deepest and dank urine soaked depths of discord.me, you get the fetish and NSFW servers and foot fetish gamers is no excuse. this server is filled with autistic losers with a foot fetish


[[File:Discordlogo.png|thumb|The name of the app says it all...]]
[[File:Discordlogo.png|thumb|The name of the app says it all...]]
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*13 year olds that ''still'' find Shrek and MLG memes funny in {{CURRENTYEAR}}
*13 year olds that ''still'' find Shrek and MLG memes funny in {{CURRENTYEAR}}
*12 year old artists that can NOT draw for [[shit]]
*12 year old artists that can NOT draw for [[shit]]
*30 year old [[autism|disabled manchildren]] who constantly seek for drama and have orgasms over raiding
*And of course there's those users who uses their moms credit card to buy themselves Discord Nitro
*And of course there's those users who uses their moms credit card to buy themselves Discord Nitro
[[File:TypicalDiscordChat.jpg|340px|thumb|right|Typical Discord Chat]]
[[File:TypicalDiscordChat.jpg|340px|thumb|right|Typical Discord Chat]]

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Discord is the epitome of autistic lobotomised children who try to run a shit community filled with even MORE autistic lobotomised children. the motto of discord is "chat for gamers" but it might as well be changed to "Create your own community of fucking autistic spaztard 5 year olds and get raided 15 minutes after creating the community". There are many cancerous communities on discord and many of them are indeed full of autistic 5 year olds just waiting to be castrated.

some famous discord communities consist of the following

  • ScammerSubLounge, A community filled with WAY more autistic kids than mature functioning members of society. the server's main focus is to stop scammers but they're doing quite a chit job at it
  • MAX CROSS/MAX CROSS COMMUNITY
  • Foot Fetish Gamers, Of course...when you dive into the deepest and dank urine soaked depths of discord.me, you get the fetish and NSFW servers and foot fetish gamers is no excuse. this server is filled with autistic losers with a foot fetish
File:Discordlogo.png
The name of the app says it all...

Unfortunately the people who use Discord are

  • Losers
  • That homosexual friend you know of
  • Lallygaggers
  • 14 year olds that know basic HTML and NodeJS
  • 13 year olds that still find Shrek and MLG memes funny in 2026
  • 12 year old artists that can NOT draw for shit
  • 30 year old disabled manchildren who constantly seek for drama and have orgasms over raiding
  • And of course there's those users who uses their moms credit card to buy themselves Discord Nitro
File:TypicalDiscordChat.jpg
Typical Discord Chat

Discord Nitro

In January 2017, Hammer & Chisel Inc., one of the many shell companies of Discord's owners, decided that selling user data to partners wasn't enough and launched Discord Nitro, a bumfuck idiot service. For just $4.99 per month, users have access to basic Slack features. These features include:

See Also

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ED's Server on Discord

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