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'''Jack Chick''' is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian [[fundamentalist]]. A typical Chick tract will usually feature a person who has yet to be "saved" or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the [[Satan|Devil]] in disguise. The character will eventually return to [[Jesus]], after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the Devil. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a [[The Sandwich Chef|popular target]] for [[Photoshop]]pers, in part because they are so [[Crazy|batshit insane]]. The inherent problem with [[shoop|shooping]] a Chick Tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon. | '''Jack Chick''' is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian [[fundamentalist]]. A typical Chick tract will usually feature a person who has yet to be "saved" or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the [[Satan|Devil]] in disguise. The character will eventually return to [[Jesus]], after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the Devil. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a [[The Sandwich Chef|popular target]] for [[Photoshop]]pers, in part because they are so [[Crazy|batshit insane]]. The inherent problem with [[shoop|shooping]] a Chick Tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon. | ||
Revision as of 06:05, 24 April 2011
Not to be confused with the other kind of Chick Tract.
Jack Chick is what happens when a comic book artist becomes a Christian fundamentalist. A typical Chick tract will usually feature a person who has yet to be "saved" or will be tricked by another character, who is usually the Devil in disguise. The character will eventually return to Jesus, after realizing the error of their ways. Everyone who isn't a Jesus freak goes directly to Hell, or is actively working for the Devil. They're often full of hilarious misinformation about just about fucking everything. Jack Chick tracts are a popular target for Photoshoppers, in part because they are so batshit insane. The inherent problem with shooping a Chick Tract is that the original untouched comics are usually the pinnacle of lulz and therefore cannot be improved upon.
Things Chick Hates
- Muslims! [1] (Duhhhhhh)
- Roman Catholics! [2][3][4][5][6]
- Evolution! [7]
- Dungeons & Dragons! [8]
- Freemasons! [9] (Masons are deists, hurr durr. Oh, and God hates penises!)
- Communists! [10]
- Wigwams! [11] (This is despite the fact that most prairie niggers nowadays are Baptist)
- Homos! [12] (Pedo rape is more acceptable than two consenting adults holding hands. Buttsex is also just as bad as murder! Apparently, Chick don't know 'bout condoms)
- Hindus! [13]
- Halloween! [14] (lrn2All Saint's Day)
- Buddhists! [15] (Because megachurches don't make money, amirite?)
- Jews! [16]
- Emos! [17]
- Santa Claus! [18]
- Truckers! [19]
- Mormons! [20]
- Christian Rock! [21]
- 16 year old girls! [22]
- Jehovah's Witnesses! [23] (This is the only one where he makes some valid points, mostly about the blood thing)
- U.S. troops! [24] (lolwut? Isn't America supposed to be a Christian nation?)
- Atheists! [25] (Duhhhhhh)
- Space Moose! [26]
- You
Oddly, Jack has no qualms about portraying Jew as black person. [27]
Apparently, Chick's site is b& in Singapore. LOL WUT?
Important Facts
- Jack Chick does not do it for the lulz
- Jack Chick hates Mudkips.
- Jack Chick is the original internet meme.
- Jack Chick is Pedobear, which also makes him a furry.
- Jack Chick causes global warming, but doesn't believe in it.
- Jack Chick is impervious to insults.
- There is Jack Chick Rule 34...but it sucks balls. In the bad way.
- Jack Chick made a movie.
- Jack Chick draws 'The Christian Hero' of his tracts in a style inspired by Tom of Finland.
- Jack Chick believes God and Jesus are the same person, therefore worships the robot GodJesus.
Dox
You can send him some love at:
Chick Publications
8780 Archibald Avenue
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
(909) 987-0771
Gallery
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In order for the savages to be cleansed of shit, they must accept God's Love Gift. The Gift is rape. -
The picture showing the bannage of Chick.
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The Muslims: what really happened. -
"That's right bitch, as long as you don't worship Jesus, you might as well blow up the Pentagon." -
Bob is a pretty cool guy! -
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See Also
External Links
- Chick.com Warning: May make you
lovehate Jesus. - Chick parody comics
- The Jabberwock dissections
- Chick Tract Slash Fanfic Possibly the first.
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