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File:Colleen-LaRose.jpg
Christ it's Jihad Jane! Get in the car!
File:JihadJaneRoundaboutdog.png
Jihad Jane's fursona.
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The incredibly insensitive drawing of The Prophet as a sandwich

Jihad Jane is an ordinary Philly housewife who plotted to kill Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks (who drew Muhammad as a sandwich or something) [1]. So far, so boring.

The lulz starts when you discover that Jihad Jane's real name is Colleen La Rose. Not Jane. And then the penny drops - we are supposed to make the connection with Hanoi Jane, a nickname given to Jane Fonda when she posed next to a gun or something during the Vietnam Peacekeeping Operation. So if the War Against Terror is the modern Vietnam, how does I book mah seat on the last chopper out of Saigon?

 
“ 		 
She was a good-hearted person. She pretty much stayed around the house.
  		„
 

—Kurt Gorman, Jihand Jane's clueless boyfriend

look at me! i can do terrorism!

 
“ 		 
I came to know her as a middle aged sociopath woman cockhungry for love, lonely and isolated
  		„
 

—Some cunt, from JewTube Smackdown


OSHIT THERE'S MOAR

PROTIP: "Jihad Jane" is now a generic term applied to blonde western women willing to do anything for Arab cock.

File:JihadJaneII.jpg
OSHIT HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE.

Jihad Jane II is single mom named Jamie Paulin-Ramirez who lived in her mom's basement with her six year old son.

 
“ 		 
I'd yell at her, 'Get off the damn computer, do something with your son.'
  		„
 

—Jamie's mother, SRSLY.

Video

File:JihadJaneRoundaboutDog.jpg
Another example of razor-sharp satire.
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Lars Vilks and Muhammed trolling Jane. SRSLY.

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Jihad Jane
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Terrorists
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Big Players

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi • Anders Behring Breivik • Antifa • Australians • Barack Obama • Baruch Goldstein • Black Lives Matter • Brenton Tarrant • Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain • DisruptJ20 • George Soros • George W. Bush • Grog • Jack Gilbert Graham • John Walker Lindh • Marc Lépine • Matthew Murray • Michael Moore • Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim • Muslims • Osama Bin Laden • Patrick Crusius • Sharjah Ruler • Sam Hyde • The Finnisher • The Unabrower • Timothy McVeigh • Unabomber

Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes

Arab • Aum Shinrikyo • Axis of Evil • Binghampton • Iran • Ireland • Islam • Israel • Maniacs Murder Cult • Pakistan • Palestine • Sudan

Terrorist Actions

1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • American Airlines Flight 63 • Ariana Grande Massacre • ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Dallas Police Shootings • Gaza War • Halle synagogue shooting • Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Paris Mass Shooting • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Police Brutality • Ramadan Van Man • Reina Nightclub Massacre • Waco • WTC


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