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'''Fallacious reasoning''' (or spurious correlation if you're a [[shit no one cares about|sociology]] faggot) is present in almost all IRC [[Dubious_disclaimer|'debates']].
'''Fallacious reasoning''' (or spurious correlation if you're a [[shit no one cares about|sociology]] faggot) is present in almost all IRC [[Dubious_disclaimer|'debates']].
[[Image:Dumbconservatard.jpg|thumb|Typical logical fallacy]]
[[Image:Dumbconservatard.jpg|thumb|Typical logical fallacy]]
It is also widely used by [[Children]]. It comes from [[Greek]]: ''reasoning'' = logos, ''fallacious'' = of or relating to [[phallus]].
It is also widely used by [[Christians]]. It comes from [[Greek]]: ''reasoning'' = logos, ''fallacious'' = of or relating to [[phallus]].
Here are a few timeless examples to get you started:
Here are a few timeless examples to get you started:
*Trees move when the wind blows, therefore trees must cause the wind.
*Trees move when the wind blows, therefore trees must cause the wind.


*People [[an_hero|kill]] other [[fags|people]] with guns. [[You|People]] will stop killing each other   if [[nazi|we take away their guns.]]
*People [[an_hero|kill]] other [[fags|people]] with guns. [[You|People]] will stop killing each other if [[nazi|we take away their guns.]]


*People will get mad at one another and be [[stupid]] with or without their firearms, so removing their firearms will make no difference whatever to the rate at which people kill each other.
*People will get mad at one another and be [[stupid]] with or without their firearms, so removing their firearms will make no difference whatever to the rate at which people kill each other.
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*She's bleeding, she must be [[16-year-old girl|old enough]]
*She's bleeding, she must be [[16-year-old girl|old enough]]
*[[God]] exists because the [[Bible]] says so.


== Common reactions to fallacious reasoning ==
== Common reactions to fallacious reasoning ==

Revision as of 09:59, 12 October 2012

Fallacious reasoning (or spurious correlation if you're a sociology faggot) is present in almost all IRC 'debates'.

Typical logical fallacy

It is also widely used by Christians. It comes from Greek: reasoning = logos, fallacious = of or relating to phallus. Here are a few timeless examples to get you started:

  • Trees move when the wind blows, therefore trees must cause the wind.
  • People will get mad at one another and be stupid with or without their firearms, so removing their firearms will make no difference whatever to the rate at which people kill each other.
  • Many heroin users started with marijuana. If we get rid of marijuana, people will stop using heroin.
  • Joan Collins is famous, she's fucked a lot of people, she must be attractive/good in bed
  • McDonald's is everywhere, a lot of people eat there, it must be a good place to eat.

Common reactions to fallacious reasoning

See Also

Fallacious reasoning is part of a series on Language & Communication
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Mental illness & Disorders

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Fetishes:

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See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamsDSMElan SchoolEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyMary BellPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning