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Draco-Ookami (real name: Matthew Perry) is a 16 year old weeaboo faggot who blatantly rips off other people's artwork and screenshots, claiming he used no references at all. According to his Electric Playground account, he lives in Vancouver, BC,Banff, Alberta, Canada. He thinks he is t3h s3x & t3h aw3som3 artist so he keeps drawing himself and all his male characters shirtless all the time. He also thinks he's some shitty fucktarded, goth, dragon wolf demon.
About Draco
Originally joined DeviantART under the name of DracoBlazer, and got banned a few months later for "inappropriate advances towards female users via notes." A few months later, he made new account called Draco-Ookami, and a few more months after that, he got banned yet again, around the beginning of January 2008, for unknown reasons. He claims to not know why he draws guys shirtless so much. Thinks he's good at everything in the world. Calls his crappy Disney fanfics "books" and gets mad at people for saying otherwise. Pretends to be romantic to try to get into any girl's pants but has been unsuccessful thus far. His email address is [email protected] Unfortunately it appears to be the only way to raid him at the moment since he hasn't yet made a new dA account. He probably will make another within a couple months.
Other fun facts:
He broke up with a girl because she was bisexual.
He's going to cosplay as his OC at an anime convention.
Sucks other people's dicks to get them to color his "art" for him because he's too untalented to do it himself.
Thinks he's goth.
Hates emos.
Is an emo.
Wants to be a Japanese girl so he wouldn't have to be ashamed of liking men and also could be kawaii desu ne~ ^_______^
May go by the name of DracoBlazer, Draco-Ookami, or Draco_The_Ottsel.
Loves anime.
His Characters
Himself: A mixture of a gay, goth, emo, weeaboo, faggot. Has a death note and looks like L and Light's lovechild. Also, the shinigami that follows him around always asks him for black person.
Draco: Inuyasha with Miroku's personality and alternate colors.
Angel: Her appearance always changes to match his current girlfriend. If he has no girlfriend at the time, he makes up an imaginary one.
Jinsoku: A Bleach shinigami with a made up kanji on his captain's coat rather than a number. Also, he isn't a captain. He only has a captain's coat because one of the characters gave it to him because he felt sorry for him. Loves Rangiku('s huge rack) but she leaves him after she finds out he has no penis. Has the ability to turn into Barney the Dinosaur.
Tsume Oran: Vincent Valentine with alternate colors.
Sparx: Rip off of nosleepjinx's character, Jinx.
"Angel"
Can't go one day without having a girlfriend. Also, they're always internet relationships because any girls who see him IRL immediately vomit. Sometimes he tries to get more than one gf at once but fails miserably. Always gives them the nickname "Angel" - probably because he's worried he'd call them the name of one of his ex-girlfriends by mistake. Many speculate that the reason he can't manage to keep a relationship with a girl is being he's actually gay. There is an awful lot of yaoi in his faves on DeviantART to back up this theory along with the many badly drawn shirtless guys in his gallery.
Apparently certain criteria must be met for a girl to be qualified.
—Draco-Ookami, unable to "fiqure" out that no female on the planet would want to date him | ||
Raid
The following quotes are from a raid over msn and deviantART. Pretending to be interested in him, Anonymous tricked him into a fake relationship and hilariously bad cybersex. (Not like there's any other kind, amirite?)
—Draco-Ookami | ||
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—Draco-Ookami | ||
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Later, Anon created another fake girl named Taylor and lured him in with that account as well, only to have the other account appear to think she was being cheated on and then breaking up with him. Then came the suicide threats...
—Draco-Ookami | ||
—Draco-Ookami | ||
And he says he hates emos. Lulz. Also, the "relationship" only lasted 28 hours. I guess he really thought he was gonna get laid that time.
Gallery
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This is what Draco does in his free time. -
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Gay colored version -
Where'd the back of Zaraki's head go? =( -
Jinsoku transforms into a kewl dinosaur. -
Imaginary Kanji, lol. -
Apparently, he's also a vampire or some shit like that. -
He wants his black person. -
I have no fucking idea. -
Surprise buttsecks. -
Typical gay shirtlessness.
External Links
Draco-Ookami dA(B&)BANNED for tracing.DracoBlazer dA(B&)BANNED- Draco bitches about how he isn't popular on deviantART and that no one recognizes his amazing artistic & writing talents.
- Electric Playground
- Photobucket(Locked)
See Also
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