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Braille is a language for blind people that was created at least one hundred years ago by some French douche who was sad that he couldn't fap to porn. The language is comprised of raised dots that can be "read" by the fingers of blind people, Jedi Knights and people who've run afoul of Mark Wahlberg.

Once the Houston 500 was completely transcribed into Braille, the language became obsolete and was stamped onto all ATMs and elevators for the lulz.

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-'''Braille''' is a language for blind people that was created [[At least 100|at least one hundred years ago]] by some [[French|French douche]] who was sad that he couldn't [[fap]] to porn. The language is comprised of raised dots that can be "read" by the fingers of [[retards|blind people]] and [[Star Wars|Jedi Knights]].
+'''Braille''' is a language for blind people that was created [[At least 100|at least one hundred years ago]] by some [[French|French douche]] who was sad that he couldn't [[fap]] to porn. The language is comprised of raised dots that can be "read" by the fingers of [[retards|blind people]], [[Star Wars|Jedi Knights]] and people who've run afoul of [[Mark Wahlberg]].
 Once the Houston 500 was completely transcribed into Braille, the language became obsolete and was stamped onto all ATMs and elevators for the lulz.

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