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"'''Asking for it'''" describes all [[women]]'s passive provocation of [[man]] to perform [[List of sex moves|various sexual acts]] upon her.
 
They are '''ALWAYS''' asking for it, and [[do not want|''to not give it to them'']] is a [[crime]].
 
==History==
 
[[Image:Asking.jpg|thumb|left|[[Rape|They're going to get it!]]]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone knows [[JonBenet Ramsey|JonBenet]] was [[Raep|asking for it]].]]
[[Image: this is asking for it.jpg|thumb|left|[[Attention Whore|Really Asking for it!]]]]
[[Image:Misha15yofggt.png‎|thumb|150px|An obvious [[jailbait]] is obvious.]]
[[Image:Blondes_asking_for_it.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Moar]] asking for it.]]
[[Image:She was asking for it... by ~necrosadista on deviantART.jpg|thumb|left|A [[weaboo]] really asking for it]]
[[Image:Asking-for-it-2.png|thumb|left|Room for one [[more]] ladies?]]
 
[[File:Imouto_asking_for_it.gif|center]]
Since [[God]] created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to [[rape]], with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the [[slut]]s.
 
The mere [[fact]] that [[rape]] is [[lulz|more gratifying]] than regular, boring [[sex]]; because the terrified convulsing of the [[vagina]] around a [[penis|man's rape rod]] feeling [[awesome|so fucking good]], proves that [[God]] intended for [[rape]] to be a justifiable means of being [[sickfuck|fruitful and multiplying]], as opposed to plain old, boring sex, which eliminates the drive and the "get (h)er done" attitude. 
 
They also ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it.
{{clear}}
 
==[[Feminism]] and Asking for it==
 
'''Womens' Studies''' begun in the late '60s for mainly [[lesbians]] later caught on with
hetero women in [[College|community colleges]], has resulted in giving them a false [[unwarranted self-importance|sense of
power]], and worse yet....[[DO NOT WANT|equality]].
 
[[PWI|Once empowered]] by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.
 
[[Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg|thumb|right|Definately asking for it.]]
In the '70s, certain elements of the female gender (ie. [[lesbian]]s) decided that they were sick
of getting it, and that [[fail|they too would like to give it]]. This had the net effect of [[In the kitchen|liberating women]] and giving them more [[S&M|"choice and freedom"]].
 
Choice and freedom in who is going to [[rape|raep them]], that is.
 
[[Feminists]] will just [[anger]] the stronger sex and make their [[cunt]]s more sought-after. 
[[Image:Asking for nigga.gif|frame|left|They were sick
of getting it, so they would like to give it too.]]
 
{{clear}}
 
==When Women Are Asking For It==
[[Image:Childhood cocktease.jpg|thumb|right|Boys learn at an early age that women are "asking for it".]]
[[Image:Askinfodat.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[12 year old girls|They're all 13!! ]] ]]
[[Image:Askingforit12345.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A group of sluts totally [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
[[Image:askingforit1321.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A "subtle" [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
[[Image:Unclogging_her_pipes.jpg|thumb|right|And a not-so-subtle [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
 
'''''Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:'''''
 
'''[[Abortion]] Clinic''': This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS [[Awwright]]!
 
'''At the Gym''': She's ready for it.
 
'''At the Concert''': She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory and hope she lands on your cock.
 
'''At the [[Mall]]''': She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
 
'''At the Park''': Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be. 
 
'''Bedridden/Invalid''': While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
 
'''Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism''': Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.
 
'''[[Church]]''': She's not just there to be filled with the holy ghost if you get my meaning. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens. Make her kneel down and catch your amazing graces.
 
'''[[cars|Driving]]''': Any female in control of a motor vehicle is just asking for it. These women's lib types just have it on their forehead like daddy's dick.
 
'''Homecoming''': She has bought an [[Whore|expensive dress]] and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS [[Awwright]]!
 
'''Homemaking''': If you're a woman and you overcook a man's pot roast, you're asking for it.
 
'''[[Homeless]]''': She'll take it for a [[cheeseburger]].
 
'''Fat''': She'll take it for a [[Louise Ogborn|cheeseburger]] [[a cat is fine too|too]].
 
'''At school''': She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S [[Awwright]]!!
 
'''Sadie Hawkins dance''': She's definitely asking for it!
 
'''Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed''': Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall, if she is alive, if she is dead.
 
==Trolling==
 
Scenario: An unsuspecting newfag strolls non-chalantly into a *chan and begins taunting the /b/asement dwellers, uploading several face pics from his brand new 3G iPhone. Little did he know the iPhone encodes EXIF data into photos, giving away his [[IRL]] location. This newfag is '''asking for it''', to get raeped by the [[Internet Hate Machine]]. 
 
=Now in Music!=
 
Don't you just love when you find that one song that truly encompasses the [[rape|raw emotions only a man could feel]]? Here at [[ED]], that sentiment is always appreciated. So for your musical pleasure, here it is. A song unhindered by [[feminazis]] and [[liberals]] alike. Because folks, she was most certainly asking for it (keep in mind, this is a completely legitimate song).
 
 
<center><youtube>12K6Gws9aws</youtube></center>
 
==Gallery==
{{cg|This Gallery Is Asking For it...|askingforitgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:AskingForItBeach.jpg |What else could they be doing?
Image:So_asking_for_it.jpg|A [[MySpace]] slut asking for it.
Image:Claudia gangbang.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]]'s fiancee asking for it from 3 other guys. Notice that the red haired one doesn't have a boner.
Image:So_fucking_asking_for_it..JPG|A [[weaboo]] asking for it.</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Gaiafag7.jpg
Image:Lhopnip.jpg|Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
Image:Roflstockings.jpg|A typical slut, asking for it.
Image:Myspace cleavage iphone.jpg|94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
Image:Cocktease candid.jpg|Asking for it. No doubt.
Image:gongetraped.jpg|lol[[amirite|amirite]]?
Image:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|What is sexy? [[Raep|RAEP IS SEXY!]]
Image:Suicide girl asking for it.jpg|An anarchist girl asking for it
Image:Prostatotasking4it.jpg|[[Pedobear|PEACHEZ ASL!?!]]
Image:Ferocious_motherfucker.jpg|[[Asian]] girl asking for it.
Image:Vampire don henrie.jpg|Shitting is a sign of asking for it.
Image:Furryfails.jpg|A [[furry]] asking for it.
Image:Asking for it bingo.jpg|Asking for it bingo. Lulz.
Image:friends_norape.jpg|Clearly her friend wants to go first.
Image:Faaail.jpg|Asking for it. Not going to get it.
Image:AskingForIt Bear.jpg|Bearsluts ask for it too.
Image:payback.jpg|Good lord, she's asking for it.
Image:Really asking for it.jpg|PETA whores asking for it
Image:Askinfoit13.jpg|LOL [[Poland|POLAND]]
Image:askingforit.gif|ASKING FOR IT...
Image:Champions_of_norrath.jpg|She fell into the [[rape spider]]'s web. Asking for it.
Image:Asking for it x100000000000.jpg|I'd really advise not to do this.
Image:zomgwtfbbq3.jpg|[[Jailbait]] asking for it ([[doing it wrong]])
Image:Asking_For_It_Kitty.JPG|Another slut asking for it.
Image:Asking_for_it_hippiebird.jpg‎|Dirty birds. They flock together.
Image:dm_is_asking_for_it.jpg|Asking for it from a furry.
Image:Cb_asking_for_it.jpg|Yep..
Image:Anna Beshnova.jpg|Ask and ye shall receive.
Image:2lj5a41.jpg|[[Azn]] asking for it.
Image:Askingforitanimuedition.jpg|These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology.
Image:Justin_Bieber_-_Rape_Happens_For_A_Reason.jpg|[[Justin Bieber]] is an expert when it comes to "asking for it".
</gallery>
|}}
 
== See also ==
[[image:Screaming_out_for_it.png|thumb|right|Positively ''screaming out'' for it.]]
* [[Tease Pics]]
* [[Almost Raped]]
* [[Jailbait]]
* [[Heather Howland]] Is always asking for it.
* [[Tawneelynne]]
* [[Tammyslut]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[mexicanicepick]]
* [[DJ Skeptik]]
* [[Raep]]
* [[4girls]]
* [[School_Bus_Fight]]  Bus driver was asking for it.
* [[WarpMyMind.com]] is asking for trolling.
* Hole - [[Grunge|They]] [[Shit no one cares about|have a song called "Asking For It", and another one called "Dicknail".]]
* John Striker of [[Mexico]], who reportedly claimed that all women were "asking for it", when he whipped out his "special magic staff of Seasons!"
 
== External links ==
 
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=137311884 A fat] [[weeaboo]] [[whore]] asking for it.
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=308343780 She]  [[whore|asked for it]], [[lies|then denied it]], and then [[idiot|asked for it again]].
* [http://milkosaurus.livejournal.com/ Totally asking for it.]
* [http://www.stickam.com/profile/tori0ox] Not only is [[16 year old girl|she]] asking for it, but she scouts for potential rapists!
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31XDvCsvmXs She's BEGGING to get graped!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okJWl7ZrWA4&feature=related] Definition of asking for it
 
{{Trolls}}
[[Category:Sex]]
{{language}}

Revision as of 00:44, 14 December 2012

"Asking for it" describes all women's passive provocation of man to perform various sexual acts upon her.

They are ALWAYS asking for it, and to not give it to them is a crime.

History

They're going to get it!
Everyone knows JonBenet was asking for it.
Really Asking for it!
An obvious jailbait is obvious.
Moar asking for it.
A weaboo really asking for it
Room for one more ladies?

Since God created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to rape, with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the sluts.

The mere fact that rape is more gratifying than regular, boring sex; because the terrified convulsing of the vagina around a man's rape rod feeling so fucking good, proves that God intended for rape to be a justifiable means of being fruitful and multiplying, as opposed to plain old, boring sex, which eliminates the drive and the "get (h)er done" attitude.

They also ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it.

Feminism and Asking for it

Womens' Studies begun in the late '60s for mainly lesbians later caught on with hetero women in community colleges, has resulted in giving them a false sense of power, and worse yet....equality.

Once empowered by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.

Definately asking for it.

In the '70s, certain elements of the female gender (ie. lesbians) decided that they were sick of getting it, and that they too would like to give it. This had the net effect of liberating women and giving them more "choice and freedom".

Choice and freedom in who is going to raep them, that is.

Feminists will just anger the stronger sex and make their cunts more sought-after.

They were sick of getting it, so they would like to give it too.

When Women Are Asking For It

Boys learn at an early age that women are "asking for it".
They're all 13!!
A group of sluts totally asking for it
A "subtle" asking for it
And a not-so-subtle asking for it

Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:

Abortion Clinic: This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS Awwright!

At the Gym: She's ready for it.

At the Concert: She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory and hope she lands on your cock.

At the Mall: She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?

At the Park: Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be.

Bedridden/Invalid: While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.

Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism: Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.

Church: She's not just there to be filled with the holy ghost if you get my meaning. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens. Make her kneel down and catch your amazing graces.

Driving: Any female in control of a motor vehicle is just asking for it. These women's lib types just have it on their forehead like daddy's dick.

Homecoming: She has bought an expensive dress and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS Awwright!

Homemaking: If you're a woman and you overcook a man's pot roast, you're asking for it.

Homeless: She'll take it for a cheeseburger.

Fat: She'll take it for a cheeseburger too.

At school: She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S Awwright!!

Sadie Hawkins dance: She's definitely asking for it!

Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed: Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall, if she is alive, if she is dead.

Trolling

Scenario: An unsuspecting newfag strolls non-chalantly into a *chan and begins taunting the /b/asement dwellers, uploading several face pics from his brand new 3G iPhone. Little did he know the iPhone encodes EXIF data into photos, giving away his IRL location. This newfag is asking for it, to get raeped by the Internet Hate Machine.

Now in Music!

Don't you just love when you find that one song that truly encompasses the raw emotions only a man could feel? Here at ED, that sentiment is always appreciated. So for your musical pleasure, here it is. A song unhindered by feminazis and liberals alike. Because folks, she was most certainly asking for it (keep in mind, this is a completely legitimate song).


Gallery

This Gallery Is Asking For it... About missing Pics
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  • Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
    Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
  • A typical slut, asking for it.
    A typical slut, asking for it.
  • 94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
    94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
  • Asking for it. No doubt.
    Asking for it. No doubt.
  • lolamirite?
    lolamirite?
  • What is sexy? RAEP IS SEXY!
    What is sexy? RAEP IS SEXY!
  • An anarchist girl asking for it
    An anarchist girl asking for it
  • PEACHEZ ASL!?!
    PEACHEZ ASL!?!
  • Asian girl asking for it.
    Asian girl asking for it.
  • Shitting is a sign of asking for it.
    Shitting is a sign of asking for it.
  • A furry asking for it.
    A furry asking for it.
  • Asking for it bingo. Lulz.
    Asking for it bingo. Lulz.
  • Clearly her friend wants to go first.
    Clearly her friend wants to go first.
  • Asking for it. Not going to get it.
    Asking for it. Not going to get it.
  • Bearsluts ask for it too.
    Bearsluts ask for it too.
  • Good lord, she's asking for it.
    Good lord, she's asking for it.
  • PETA whores asking for it
    PETA whores asking for it
  • LOL POLAND
    LOL POLAND
  • ASKING FOR IT...
    ASKING FOR IT...
  • She fell into the rape spider's web. Asking for it.
    She fell into the rape spider's web. Asking for it.
  • I'd really advise not to do this.
    I'd really advise not to do this.
  • Jailbait asking for it (doing it wrong)
    Jailbait asking for it (doing it wrong)
  • Another slut asking for it.
    Another slut asking for it.
  • Dirty birds. They flock together.
    Dirty birds. They flock together.
  • Asking for it from a furry.
    Asking for it from a furry.
  • Yep..
    Yep..
  • Ask and ye shall receive.
    Ask and ye shall receive.
  • Azn asking for it.
    Azn asking for it.
  • These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology.
    These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology.
  • Justin Bieber is an expert when it comes to "asking for it".
    Justin Bieber is an expert when it comes to "asking for it".

See also

Positively screaming out for it.

External links

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