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BrokenSpacebarvirus.Ihopeafteryoureadthisyoueithercommit[[an hero|Suicide]]oractuallydowhatthisarticalsays.
BrokenSpacebarvirus.Ihopeafteryoureadthisyoueithercommit[[an hero|Suicide]]oractuallydowhatthisarticalsays.
Haveashittyday
Haveashittyday
==Seealso==
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*[[Cat on a keyboard in space|CatOnAKeyboardInSpace]]
*[[Keyboard]]
*[[Space]]


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Revision as of 16:02, 21 December 2013

BrokenSpacebariswhenyourspacebarhassufferedseveralormorecasualtiesthatinvolvenumerous unfunctionablepropertiesamongyourspacebar.littledoyouknowtheveryevilnatureoftheBrokenSpaceBar.BrokenSpacebarcanstrikeatanywillingtimeandwillnotstopitsrelentlessblowstotheheadandneckreigon.IfyouareattackedbytheBrokenSpacebar,mostrecommendedactionswouldtofixityoulazyfucknut.


DealingWithBrokenSpacebar

IfyouarehavingtroubledealingwiththeBrokenSpacebar,hereareafewsuggestionsonhowtoridofthisvirus.

1.fixit 2.cutoffkey,pissinkeyhole 3.fixit 4.???

thesesuggestionswheremadebyme,butimnotresponsibleifyourclumbsyassfallsintoawellorsomeshit soifyouhaveaidsandyouproceedtosuggestion2,donotblamemeifyourkeyboardgetsAIDS


CopingWithTheBrokenSpaceBar

IfyouarestuckwiththeBrokenSpacebarandyouhavenowayout,thenyoucantrytocopewiththespacebarandtrytoGetbusyWithIt

TryaskingtheBrokenSpacebaroutonadate,ifitdeclines,you'refucked

TryrapingtheBrokenSpacebar,ifrapedhardenough,itwillweepintoahairy,wetsockandrunoutofyourhouse



Outro

Ihopeyou'veenjoyedthispresentationofthe BrokenSpacebarvirus.IhopeafteryoureadthisyoueithercommitSuicideoractuallydowhatthisarticalsays. Haveashittyday

Seealso

BrokenSpacebar is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and DialectsGrammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and UsageRhetorical StrategiesPoetryThe Politics of Language and CommunicationMediaVisual Rhetoric
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