Nathan Larson

Leucosticte (aka Tisane aka Nathan Larson) is a Wikipedophile, and while he hasn't been v8 for it yet, is pretty sympathetic to actual pedophilia as well.

He is currently b8 from ever editing Wikipedia again due to causing lots of drama that resulted in Arbcom applying the banhammer indefinitely, but can still be found on other Wikimedia websites, sperging endless about MediaWiki. When he's not doing that, he's either championing the joys of libertarianism, saving information that isn't notable, and child porn.

So, who is this guy, anyway

Well, why don't we go over the basics: (as summarized from his own memoirs)

His father was a schizo named Frank who was sent to a crossbar apartment for forcible sodomy. His mother was stressed the fuck out while having him, which resulted in him being born with a fucked up version of ambidextrous hands that has been linked to pedophilia.

As a young child, he was known for being overly friendly with random strangers, which may or may not have resulted in a few offers of candy in the back of a van. He also learned that his daddy drove off a cliff and all he could do was cry, wondering who would pick him up from preschool.

Later on, despite him being declared "mentally ill" later in life, he somehow wound up in a class for gifted students, where he spent a lot of time doing ignorant shit that pissed people off and whining about how life wasn't fair when things went wrong. He also was proud of sperging out over a few things he did right in sixth grade while he otherwise spent most of his time bitching about get bullied, and that's when he wasn't pissed to find out electoral politics was a meaningless circlejerk.

He soon whined enough to his parents to get a BBS set up, and not longer after discovered the joys of fapping to really shitty porn.

In his adolescent years, he made friends with a suicide attemptee, discovered yet again politics sucked when he was butthurt over having lost a student election for a meaningless position, and was eventually kicked out of high school after doing some crazy shit while high on drugs.

He was sent to the loony bin a few years later after another drug OD, discovered the joys of libertarianism, and was again butthurt at the shittness of politics when an attempt to decriminalize pot failed miserably.

He later ran for public office in Virginia of 2008, found that he was losing badly, and finally gave into frustrations and shared his desire to Timothy McVeigh his opposition on the tubes. His mother was soon told The Man was planning to arrest him, but he avoided that by being sent to a nut house, where they declared he was fucking crazy, but he managed to weasel out of that by voluntarily admitting himself, then checking out when they started dragging their heels during an attempt to shrink his brain and also weaseled out of an emergency detention order by fooling the court into believing he wasn't a danger to anyone.

Not long after, he got a gun, enrolled in a NRA firearms course, wrote a short note to be found on his body in the event of death or capture, and prepared to take out a US Senator. This plan fell through thanks to his mother running interference before he could complete his firearms lessons.

He then later decided to troll the US government by sending a lulzy (and very well written) letter of intent to kill the President [email protected]. His hopes were to be arrested and imprisoned, so he could go on a fatal hunger strike and have his corpse shown to the world as an example of how fucked up the US Government is (clearly not bearing in mind that it might never get any serious press play). The Secret Service was forced to arrest him, he was detained, and after ten months of watching black people beat the shit out of each other, he was evaluated as fucking crazy.

He attempted his hunger strike, but was eventually convinced that was an idiotic thing to do. He then used the rest of his time preparing to legally defend himself, getting more disillusioned with the legal system in the process. He did manage to troll the fuck out of the prosecutor and even more important a Secret Service agent by refusing to back down on his beliefs, but eventually pleaded guilty anyway.

After some more time getting countertrolled by the court and the Secret Service and being too much of a pussy to continue fighting back, he was eventually released from prison, and all he got was a very brief and very minor article on his trolling attempt out of the entire attempt.

He soon contemplated suicide as release from the pain of butthurt, but eventually sucked it up because wanted to create a site to sperg about shit nobody cares about and was hoping to found a secessionist movement away from the US.

Of course, he couldn't resist doing stupid shit again and was resent to prison because he hated the terms of his supervised release. Well, and that and being unable to piss properly for drug tests.

Once back in prison, he tried to troll the prison authorities numerous times, failing every time. He was the cell mate of a black guy who considered him a child rapist, and it was around this time he admitted he had become a hardcore believer in legalization of child-child/adult-child sexual relations.

He eventually got out after another ten months, and barely managed to escape having the government putting tracer cookies and spyware on his computer to see if he is indeed a child molesting predator (effectively meaningless, since he doesn't bother to hide his feelings on the issue from the public), and at present is currently still trying to make a wiki for unnotable shit and writing about his support for child molestation.

Nathan and his MediaWiki obsession

Whatever else can be said about Nathan Larson, the man does know his way around MediaWiki. In fact, it's probably his most useful contribution to this world and his least fucked up obsession. He has [

Nathan Larson: Advocate For Killing Yourself

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