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Revolution60 is a Megaman Battle Network rip-off, and instead of a non-gender robot it features 3 ugly women. Like any other indie game it was [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spacekat/bring-revolution-60-to-pc-and-mac funded by retards on Kickstarter], and | Revolution60 is a [[Megaman]] Battle Network rip-off, and instead of a non-gender robot it features 3 ugly women. The game's sole purpose for existing is to give Brianna Wu a power phantasy by playing as her version of a strong womyn (that doesn't flee her home because of image macros). Like any other indie game it was [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spacekat/bring-revolution-60-to-pc-and-mac funded by retards on Kickstarter], with a development cycle that would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. Unlike Duke Nukem the end result looks as pleasant as 4 day old vomit. The game features 3 women (which is 3 women more than Brianna will ever be), and a revolutionary graphical style most fitting for Windows 95 or, preferably, the trash. | ||
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<youtube>bBZhYYUMRa0</youtube><br />Revolution60, more like revolution 15 frames per second| | <youtube>bBZhYYUMRa0</youtube><br />Revolution60, more like revolution 15 frames per second| | ||
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Revision as of 23:56, 17 October 2014
IT'S A MAN, BABY!
Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
Bruce Freeman, Brianna Freeman, Brianna Wu or commonly known as Literally Wu? is a batshit crazy videogame developer who underwent surgery to "become female" in order to gain success in the video game industry and lurk in girls' bathrooms.
Bathroom Lurking
The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females:
—"Where's the urinal?" |
Wow, Bruce I mean Brianna has been “living as a woman” for some time then eh?
—Nope. |
So basically Bruce Brianna waltzed into the women’s bathroom, fully certain that he was entitled to be using that bathroom, because in his mind he was transitioning to “woman”. He probably looked like this when he tried it, at the “start of his transition”:
In three and a half years, Bruce Brianna must be all done then?
—Nope. |
“Will be”, always nice to know that there are laydees in the women’s toilets packing penis. Rather comforting!
—Maybe we could just machine gun you all into pits instead? |
Luckily Freeman had a legal eagle sparrow working for him, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders attorney Janson Wu (Does that surname sound familiar to you?). Wu had to be downgraded from eagle to sparrow for this defence:
Umm, I don’t recall any sexual orientation in the incident, it was a jendah thing right? Oh well, at least the courts swallowed it. Unless of course it was another Freudian slip by Camp Twanz indicating that M2T “transition” is indeed in the rhelm of sexual fetish?
Well, I guess the hetero-dudes are happy not sharing a bathroom with any “Nancy Boy”, and the M2T twanz are happy, because they get to play laydee – “oooooh looky I’m peeing in the laydees bathroom just like a real girl !!11!!”. Management are happy that they won’t have to payout another lawsuit.
Revolution60
Revolution60 is a Megaman Battle Network rip-off, and instead of a non-gender robot it features 3 ugly women. The game's sole purpose for existing is to give Brianna Wu a power phantasy by playing as her version of a strong womyn (that doesn't flee her home because of image macros). Like any other indie game it was funded by retards on Kickstarter, with a development cycle that would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. Unlike Duke Nukem the end result looks as pleasant as 4 day old vomit. The game features 3 women (which is 3 women more than Brianna will ever be), and a revolutionary graphical style most fitting for Windows 95 or, preferably, the trash.
Nothing says captivation like awkward silence.
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Bruce/Brianna on MSNBC
Claims of scary rape threats. Wishful thinking on its part (fast forward to 2:27 for the lulz).
Lying about Twitter hacking
Because this tranny isn't just ugly on the outside but also on the inside it couldn't contain itself when it thought of a new brilliant strategy; pretend to have its Twitter hacked, so it could say mean things to people and blame it on someone else, like a true gentleman. It had the plan to call the aspie Cameralady out on her aspiness, and then blame it on the haxing, but the timeline just doesn't add up, so once Bruce has been caught in a lie, like the one about him being a woman.
Bruce Brianna admits to tweeting the autistic boy images in his her column here and proudly re-posts them.
Would you ever actually trust anyone named Bruce? Especially if Bruce dressed like a chick.
External links
Brianna Wu is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |