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==Don't donate money to starving children! Donate to my sex change opperation instead!== | ==Don't donate money to starving children! Donate to my sex change opperation instead!== | ||
{{ | {{squote|'''Thank you very much for taking the time to visit my funrazer page, it means a lot to mean that you're just here! ^_^ I started this personal fundrazer to help kickstart my transition back in January by getting some of the things I needed (ie: hair removal, clothes). For the most part things were going pretty well for me. (Thank you veeeery much to the people who donated then! I love you guys!) I was coming out to my friends and starting to dress and act like the real me, it was a dream come true. At least, it was for a while... | ||
Sooo... things got a little ruff with the job (not TG related, hadn't come out at work yet) my hours got cut and all that jazz, so the (immediate) family and I ended up having to move back in with (extended) family. Doesn't sound that bad, right? Yeah, except they live halfway across the country and are very anti-lgbt... So had to pretty much leave my new life behind and "put the genie back in the bottle" so to speak. (they don't know about me, knock on wood). | '''Sooo... things got a little ruff with the job (not TG related, hadn't come out at work yet) my hours got cut and all that jazz, so the (immediate) family and I ended up having to move back in with (extended) family. Doesn't sound that bad, right? Yeah, except they live halfway across the country and are very anti-lgbt... So had to pretty much leave my new life behind and "put the genie back in the bottle" so to speak. (they don't know about me, knock on wood). | ||
And here we are, several months later, and several failed attempts to find work. But the news isn't all bad... I will be going back to school soon, community college, to try and get myself "employable" and back on my feet and outta here. | '''And here we are, several months later, and several failed attempts to find work. But the news isn't all bad... I will be going back to school soon, community college, to try and get myself "employable" and back on my feet and outta here. | ||
But yeah (I know I ramble a bit, sorry), I just come to ask for a little help getting back up on my feet again, nothing substantial, but every little bit helps! (Change for the poor? .-. ) | '''But yeah (I know I ramble a bit, sorry), I just come to ask for a little help getting back up on my feet again, nothing substantial, but every little bit helps! (Change for the poor? .-. ) | ||
But just the same, thanks for stopping by. Peace and love, | '''But just the same, thanks for stopping by. Peace and love, | ||
~Bri|[https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/3QQN7 Its fundraiser to become a woman.]}} | '''~Bri|[https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/3QQN7 Its fundraiser to become a woman.]'''}} | ||
==Bathroom Lurking== | ==Bathroom Lurking== |
Revision as of 17:06, 19 October 2014
IT'S A MAN, BABY!
Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
Bruce Freeman, Brianna Freeman, Brianna Wu or commonly known as Literally Wu? is a batshit crazy videogame developer who underwent surgery to "become female" in order to gain success in the video game industry and lurk in girls' bathrooms.
Don't donate money to starving children! Donate to my sex change opperation instead!
Bathroom Lurking
The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females:
—"Where's the urinal?" |
Wow, Bruce I mean Brianna has been “living as a woman” for some time then eh?
—Nope. |
So basically Bruce Brianna waltzed into the women’s bathroom, fully certain that he was entitled to be using that bathroom, because in his mind he was transitioning to “woman”. He probably looked like this when he tried it, at the “start of his transition”:
In three and a half years, Bruce Brianna must be all done then?
—Nope. |
“Will be”, always nice to know that there are laydees in the women’s toilets packing penis. Rather comforting!
—Maybe we could just machine gun you all into pits instead? |
Luckily Freeman had a legal eagle sparrow working for him, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders attorney Janson Wu (Does that surname sound familiar to you?). Wu had to be downgraded from eagle to sparrow for this defence:
Umm, I don’t recall any sexual orientation in the incident, it was a jendah thing right? Oh well, at least the courts swallowed it. Unless of course it was another Freudian slip by Camp Twanz indicating that M2T “transition” is indeed in the rhelm of sexual fetish?
Well, I guess the hetero-dudes are happy not sharing a bathroom with any “Nancy Boy”, and the M2T twanz are happy, because they get to play laydee – “oooooh looky I’m peeing in the laydees bathroom just like a real girl !!11!!”. Management are happy that they won’t have to payout another lawsuit.
Revolution60
Revolution60 is a Megaman Battle Network rip-off, and instead of a non-gender robot it features 3 ugly women. The game's sole purpose for existing is to give Brianna Wu a power phantasy by playing as her version of a strong womyn (that doesn't flee her home because of image macros). Like any other indie game it was funded by retards on Kickstarter, with a development cycle that would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. Unlike Duke Nukem the end result looks as pleasant as 4 day old vomit. The game features 3 women (which is 3 women more than Brianna will ever be), and a revolutionary graphical style most fitting for Windows 95 or, preferably, the trash.
Nothing says captivation like awkward silence.
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Bruce/Brianna on MSNBC
Claims of scary rape threats. Wishful thinking on its part (fast forward to 2:27 for the lulz).
Lying about Twitter hacking
Because this tranny isn't just ugly on the outside but also on the inside it couldn't contain itself when it thought of a new brilliant strategy; pretend to have its Twitter hacked, so it could say mean things to people and blame it on someone else, like a true gentleman. It had the plan to call the aspie Cameralady out on her aspiness, and then blame it on the haxing, but the timeline just doesn't add up, so once Bruce has been caught in a lie, like the one about him being a woman.
Bruce Brianna admits to tweeting the autistic boy images in his her column here and proudly re-posts them.
Would you ever actually trust anyone named Bruce? Especially if Bruce dressed like a chick.
Brianna hears a backfiring meme
In his infinite wisdom Bruce decided that the best course of action to deal with the professional shitposters was to create a shitty meme about them. Kinda like fighting fire with fire, but Brianna forgot he was in fact covered in gasoline and was attacking fire-retardant crusaders of shitposting, so it was quickly turned around on him and the butthurt was imminent.
The original that Brianna sent out, before he bravely deleted it.
Those photoshop skills
And here is where Bruce stole the image from
Of course, there's also the possibility that Bruce stole it from a stock photo, but that would mean that...
- Bruce invested jewgolds into a joke that ultimately backfired
- Bruce didn't care about offending not just autistic children, but schizophrenics, bipolar children, children with multiple personality disorder, et cetera. You know, he was just being an insensitive ableist shitlord.
Briana caught faking her threats
She posted an image in which she claims this was made by anonymous to harass her.
Joel D. Jr. posts image data that PROVES this image was made well BEFORE the death threats.
The tweet gets deleted from the replies section afterwards, but the data can be found here:
https://archive.today/P5wl4
His tweet: https://twitter.com/Ghoel_Diggy/status/523159090969604096
Here's her tweet: https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/523113644205555712
Archive mirror of her tweet: https://archive.today/Km7Wz
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The thread
This thread was made a week ago, before her tweet about this image.
How could she get the image if the thread was already deleted?
Here's the link to the thread:
https://archive.today/AIyMV
Brianna Wu: professional victim.
Making death threats and fake attacks to herself for attention.
External links
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