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In comes Anthony Burch, loser and writer for "Barderlands 2" developer "GearBox". In an attempt to prove that GamerGate isn't about ethical violations, Burch exposed that everyone in the industry is making '''[http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/09/gamergate-borderlands-2-dev-outs-destructoid-corruption-polygon-nepotism/ a lot of fucking ethical violations!]''' Besides mentioning that Polygon editor hired his brother, Burch also explained that the only reason his game got [https://archive.today/VFSUJ a good review on Dtoid] was that '''he is friends with some of the staff.''' To him this was proof positive that GamerGate only cares about attacking women, despite the fact no one knew he was friends with the until he exposed that fact at that vary moment. | In comes Anthony Burch, loser and writer for "Barderlands 2" developer "GearBox". In an attempt to prove that GamerGate isn't about ethical violations, Burch exposed that everyone in the industry is making '''[http://blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2014/09/gamergate-borderlands-2-dev-outs-destructoid-corruption-polygon-nepotism/ a lot of fucking ethical violations!]''' Besides mentioning that Polygon editor hired his brother, Burch also explained that the only reason his game got [https://archive.today/VFSUJ a good review on Dtoid] was that '''he is friends with some of the staff.''' To him this was proof positive that GamerGate only cares about attacking women, despite the fact no one knew he was friends with the until he exposed that fact at that vary moment. | ||
In conclusion, everyone laughed at how stupid Burch is, at the fact the only reason anyone knows who he is is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Ash,_Whatcha_Playin%27%3F his far more successful sister], at the fact he is in an "open relationship" with his wife, meaning that she is fucking other guys and he isn't fucking anyone including his own wife. | In conclusion, everyone laughed at how stupid Burch is, at the fact the only reason anyone knows who he is is because of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Ash,_Whatcha_Playin%27%3F his far more successful sister], at the fact he is in an "open relationship" with his wife, meaning that she is fucking other guys and he isn't fucking anyone including his own wife despite turning "bisexual" in pure desperation. | ||
Burch is still making an ass of himself on twitter where he has to block anyone who tweets at him with the word "Cuckold". | Burch is still making an ass of himself on twitter where he has to block anyone who tweets at him with the word "Cuckold". | ||
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Chloe Sagal is a failed game developer and egomaniacal, mentally ill tranny who, after being dishonorably discharged from the army for making up a mental illess, became an Indiegogo scammer kike and pretended to kill herself live on camera when her scam was exposed.
An army of dick-girl fetishists masquerading as social justice warriors came to her rescue to have the article about her taken down, resulting in the person who wrote it being fired from Destructoid and the entire thing was forgotten for a while until GamerGate kicked that dust up again, exposing Destructoid as a shithole run by retards and boarderline rapists.
You don't have to be a tranny to be a detestable, insane, drama-whoring, emotional parasite... but it helps!
Sagal in General
Games
Sagal is a game developer by the loosest of definitions. His biggest hits are the "HomeSick" "series", which sounds like an attempt to gain popularity by combining "Gone Home" and "Homestuck" (which make sense since GH is also just walking simulator) and contains one game and a second game he never finished or maybe never even started. It isn't clear if the first game was finished either, but form what has been released you can see that the game features a main character that is a pixilated version of Sagal himself wearing his dress, slowly limping though the most overused of horror plots (you're in a house where there was a murder and now there is a murderer chasing you) and the most overused of horror game mechanics (the flashlight).
The art looks like it was made with Click$Play in the mid 90's, the sound effects are taken from a free site, the music is taken from Youtube and the gameplay/horror relies entirely on jump-scares that are more hilarious than scary because the supposed killer is dressed like the wicked witch of the west and keeps suddenly popping out from under beds, inside cupboards and out of boxes, to the point you half expect him to jump out at you out of a kitchen drawer like a Loony Toons character.
It is never explained why the killer is in the house (has he been hiding under the bed for ten years after the murder? Is that why the cops never found him?), what's stopping you from turning around and leaving or why you're not playing "Silent Hill" on the PS1 instead.
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His second, recently started but never to be finished, "game" is "Super Noah Vs. The Dinosaurs". Because, like most indie, sjw game developers who have no actual skill or training, Sagal is forced to instead make "artistic" games. In the game world "artistic" is a shorthand for "Cheaply made hack-job focusing 100% on ham-handed left-wing preaching instead of gameplay".
The propoganda of the day is "Creationism is dumb lol", and is delivered via a 20 year old of animation and 50 year old jokes.
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Indiegogo Drama
You're 5 years old again.
You see that toy you want in the store. It's the newest, the greatest, the fastest, and it doesn't matter you want- no you FUCKING NEED it.
Your small child body starts filling with tension, your hands begin to clench, you even feel some pain in your chest. What's happening to you? You see a toy you really, really want, but you don't have the money to pay for it? You feel that way because you are dying.
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Sagal started a funding project on Indiegogo for a life-saving operation. Sagal was allegedly ill because of a car accident a few years ago that left "shrapnel in her {sic} body" and resulted in metal poisoning which, as some of you might notice is essentially the plot to "Iron Man".
Sagal was also asking for $35,000 total, claiming that the cost of the surgery was around $29,000 but needed extra to live on while recovering. This is perhaps conveniently about the cost of sexual reassignment surgery. The Euroarticle notes that his "family won't help her, incidentally" and that she is seeking a second operation that "is vital to myself being able to live a normal life."
At some point, Indiegogo pulled the project due to suspicious activity, probably because he refused to divulge the details of the surgery after people started suspecting that this was a scam.
Sounds legit.
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So logical. Shows it pays to trust in "men in women's bodies"... But not everyone was willing to take this trustworthy individual and IndieGoGo told him that they are deleting his charity and refunding everyone's money. So Chloe did the next logical thing and began threatening to kill himself.
Eventually he was "talked down" from this, but not for fucking long because soon after, in what must have been the inspiration for Toaster Steve, he "commits suicide" live on on Twitch TV.
This naturally guarantees that he got tons of sympathy and outrage over LGBT suicide while surviving. Sagal also linked to his suicide attempt from his YouTube account.
Where is HE naos?
Sagal currently still looks like a man with long hair and is working on the highly anticipated: HomeSick 2: Electric Boogaloo, and thanks to his totally stupid-cool hip-hop fly haX07ing skil1z is going to be released in his own words: "Never".
But you too, can still send money.
And after being banned from IndieGoGo for being a lying tranny kike- Sagal set up a new phishing site where you can donate to her now that she's asking "Honestly" in exchange for making a game that he's supposed to be making anyway because it's his fucking job.
The campaign page is gone and it is unclear whether he ever actually raised the money. The only clue that can be found is an article about it saying that it is "Not going well".
Destructoid
As a result of all this, the gaming news site "Destructoid" was exposed as a massive hotbed of corruption.
Allistair Pinsof gets illegal for exposing Chloe
Allistair Pinsof, A a Destructoid journalist who knew Sagal and was aware he is running a scam, decided to run a story about it. However, not before spending much of his time trying to convince him to stop. His coworkers knew about it and laughed at him wasting his time on some psychotic tranny.
When all else failed, Allistair got the green light from his editor and told Sagal that he was running the story. This was the moment when she made her first suicide threat. Not wanting to be blamed for it, he told Sagal that he won't expose his fraud if she doesn't try to kill himself and everything was done... or was it? Nope. Several hours after promising not to try and kill himself for attention, Sagal went ahead and did it anyway.
Allistair Pinsof decided that, since he has broken her promise not to an hero, and since now that he was safe in the hospital, he could no longer credibly threaten suicide, he was free to reveal that it was a scam, not on Destructoid, but on his personal site unlinked to the site he was employed at.
The internet trannies were assdestroyed. They didn't get preferential treatment so, in their mind, exposing fraud by a tranny is bigotry regardless of that freak of nature being guilty or not. Pinsof's editor, in turn, caved to the pressure and fired him, possibly while drunk.
To show he doesn't hate trannies (why would anyone want to do that?) and save his future journalist career. Morally shattered, he went to "Gamers Against Bigotry", a site run by an insult to comedians everywhere and a self-confessed faggot, and reached out to both Sagal and several of the crossdressing faggots who has sent him death threats, and asked them to join his charity. As an interesting sidenote, the site's been hacked for being unbearably faggy.
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The struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother. The end.
Or was it? The entire drama was forgotten until GamerGate started and dug it back up when a blog did an interview with Pinsof where he revealed what actually happened, which was: Besides all that was mentioned already, his boss, Yanier "Niero" Gonzalez, privately fired him in an email, and then told everyone publicly that Pinsof was only suspended. Then he waited for him to tweet something so that he could pretend he fired him because of his tweets.
But that's not all. Yanier also consulted with people on a secret mailing list called "GameJournosPro", containing 150 members of the gaming press, asked their advice, slandered Pinsof and agreed with them to blacklist him from the industry. All of which are violations of state law by "Niero", and possibly by some of the people who participated. Then Yanier told Pinsof that, not only will he not give him a letter or recommendation, he would delete all his work from the site and add a tagline saying "WORST EMPLOYEE EVER! DO NOT HIRE!" to his page on the site if he exposes him. Subsequently, Pinsof quit games journalism, realizing what a pile of shit it was.
When this came to light Yanier Gonzalez tried to deflect blame by saying that Pinsof was an SJW.
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Spinof's firing in his own words
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But Wait! There's More: Holly Green Sexual Harassment Accusations
But the drama didn't end there.
At the start of GG, Holly Green, a writer for Gameranx, went on a twitter meltdown accusing the industry of corruption and saying she was sexually harassed and fired for complaining about it. Everyone ignored the loony and forgot about it when she deleted those tweets. Until that article about Destructoid came out and people realized who had sexually harassed her. Yep, it was someone at Destructoid.
All of Holly's work has been deleted from the Dtoid site like Pinsof had been threatened would happen to him and Niero (in a display of prefect professionalism) responded to her claims by saying that she was a crazy, drunken lunatic who assaulted him and was on crazy pills saying that it isn't his responsibility to back-up his writer's work which makes it okay for him to delete her work from his site out of spite, announced that the people who work for him aren't real journalists Ian Miles Cheong however said that Green was a perfect employee and that Niero is lying. Which is funny because Ian is anti-GamerGate so, either they didn't think to match their stories, or Ian was forced to choose between defending his anti-GG narrative and his employee... Not that it changes the fact that he was probably the one who made her delete her tweets about being sexually assaulted.
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The Holly Green Tweets
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Anthony Burch tries to defend Dtoid, instead, retardedly implicates them further
In comes Anthony Burch, loser and writer for "Barderlands 2" developer "GearBox". In an attempt to prove that GamerGate isn't about ethical violations, Burch exposed that everyone in the industry is making a lot of fucking ethical violations! Besides mentioning that Polygon editor hired his brother, Burch also explained that the only reason his game got a good review on Dtoid was that he is friends with some of the staff. To him this was proof positive that GamerGate only cares about attacking women, despite the fact no one knew he was friends with the until he exposed that fact at that vary moment.
In conclusion, everyone laughed at how stupid Burch is, at the fact the only reason anyone knows who he is is because of his far more successful sister, at the fact he is in an "open relationship" with his wife, meaning that she is fucking other guys and he isn't fucking anyone including his own wife despite turning "bisexual" in pure desperation.
Burch is still making an ass of himself on twitter where he has to block anyone who tweets at him with the word "Cuckold".
Faftermath: Dtoid only slightly less shit than before
After all this exposed, amazingly, someone actually took some responsibility. Dale North, the editor-in-chief, realizing what a shithole he has been working at, said he didn't know about any of this shit and quit. Before leaving he also changed Dtoid's disclosure policy to be less shit (while still pointing out that everyone who wanted this is a misogynist anyway).
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