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== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid == | |||
'''1. Remind them that according to Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32 [[Allah]] shall condemn their idol to Hellfire''' | |||
'''2. Remind them that [[Anders]] Did it better''' | |||
'''3. Remind them about the [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks|269]]''' | |||
'''4. Remind them that they're weaker than the [[Columbiner|Columbine Fandom]]''' | |||
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| Subhuman Mixed race mutant [[David Sonboly|who thought he was Aryan]] sliced up his school. only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure}} | | Subhuman Mixed race mutant [[David Sonboly|who thought he was Aryan]] sliced up his school. only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure}} | ||
== See also === | |||
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] | |||
* [[Columbiner]] | |||
* [[Stan]] | |||
{{Brenton Tarrant}} | {{Psychopaths}} | ||
{{High Score}} | |||
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Tarrantulas looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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All Tarrantulas have Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Tarrantulas are autistic mass shooting obsessed losers who won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a disciple will go horribly wrong and that they will never be like Brenton but instead will likely be worse than Door Cuck. |
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| Active | March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe |
| Nationality: | Global 
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| Occupation | Various |
| Highscore | Killed 54, injured 63 |
| Top 50? | 25th (Patrick) No (everyone else) |
| Style | Carmageddon (Nathaniel) Hack'N'Slash (Hugo, Arda) FPS (everyone else) |
| An Hero? | Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie) No (everyone else) |
| Motive | Various |
| Collective: | White supremacy, Antisemitism, Autism, Islamophobia, Christian identity (some), Atheism (some) |
| Individual: | Supreme Damsel, Obesity, Furfaggotry, Faggotry, Gender dysphoria, Online bullying, Schizophrenia, Baldness |
Tarrantulas卐 (a.k.a. Tarrant kids and Tarrant clones) are the racist moralfag cousins of Columbiners who were groomed by glowniggers on Trooncord became enlightened to the word of Saint Tarrant. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of 4chan, Tumblr, and 8chan. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially to niggers, spics, kikes, azns, white race traitors, and most notably, sandniggers. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often barely been able to top one person. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a mudnigger-spic mix and still be one. The scores of Tarrantulas range from reaching the top 50 to not causing any damage whatsoever.
History
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant shot a bunch of sandniggers back in 2019. Since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty based manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike Anders or Dylann Roof, this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first high score attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a 
Turkroach.
First Disciple of the Lord
Moar info: John Earnest.
On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest shot up a ZOG outpost with a California compliant AR-15. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess before running away like a coward and getting v&. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.
Symptoms
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.
- Adressing Muslims as kebabs
- Being a furry
- Being obsessed with John Earnest for some reason
- Being John Earnest
- Cutting your own nuts off
- Subscribing to PewDiePie
How to Troll a Tarrant Kid
1. Remind them that according to Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32 Allah shall condemn their idol to Hellfire
2. Remind them that Anders Did it better
3. Remind them about the 269
4. Remind them that they're weaker than the Columbine Fandom
