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Revision as of 12:30, 7 January 2015
Ben Kuchera is a dishonest person who writes SJW clickbait because he knows how stupid radical feminists are, and he knows he can use faux outrage to further his career (and bank account).
Kuchera before becoming an SJW clickbait artist
Ben started his career submitting articles to "Ars Technica", which is fitting because he is himself an ars. Eventually, when they realized he isn't leaving, they hired Ben to write for them. He worked there for about a decade before moving up to a real benchmark of internet journalism and joined Penny Arcade, where he had a comradery with one of the owners due to being equally bald. Originally, the show promised to "Change video game journalism", but after a couple of years of Ben writing about how video game controllers feel like tits, protecting the rights of racist while coining the term "Bigot Shaming" , refusing to admit there is anything wrong with the rape simulator RapeLay, making an ass of himself by defending Xbox One's DRM and generally humiliating himself and Penny Arcade in a string of public spectacles, PA realized the show had succeeded in changing gaming journalism for the worse and the column (or was it a show?) was shut down. Kuchera then moved down again to become the opinion editor of a shithole called "Polygon".
But what's interesting isn't his sad excuse for a career, but rather the sort of things he used to say when he would regularly post on the Ars Technica forums. While today he is as full-fledged SJW, the Ben Kuchera of yesteryear was not the same. In his time on the forum Ben would often voice his contempt for immigrants, love for race and rape jokes and would call ignorant hood niggers retards. Ben was a pretty cool guy, calling people trannys, defending pedophiles and telling leftie apologists to take their white guilt and political correctness and shove it up their ass. A combination of this and his other antics caused him to be hated by the SJWs he now adores and a collection of his posts that sound like something out of a thread on EDF2 came back to haunt him when, during the GamerGate fiasco, someone gathered them all together and released an archive of them, earning him the nickname "Ku Klux Kuchera". We have screencapped the posts and here they are for your reading pleasure:
 "Rape is lol"
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After landing job as SJW clickbait artist
How the mighty have fallen. Today Ben is a social justice retard who spends a third on his time on secret mailing lists trying to secretly threaten people into shutting down dicussions he doesn't like, a third on twitter trying to threaten people publicly into shutting down discussions he doesn't like and the final third writing articles about his friends and Patreon benefactors (like Zoe Quinn and the people who made "Gone Home") the discussion about whom he had recently attempted to shut down.
His shit site - Polygon
"Polygon" is the turd to end all turd. A decadent hell-hole staffed by talentless hacks and their family members. The site is infamous for its nepotism, shoddy reporting and the fact Ben's head is so giant and bald that he looks like a bobble head. Don't believe me? Think that there is no way a site could be that corrupt and that Ben Donating to Zoe while both reporting and white knighting her is a one time thing? Well, what about the time Ben hired his fucking brother to work there, even though he is even less qualified than Kuchera himself?
Nepotism not your thing? How about straight-up fucking bribes? Like the one that one of the writers accepted from a publisher in exchange for writing a good review? But you don't have to pay money to get a good review on Polygon! No! You can just be one of the writers' friends! Which brings us to...
PolyGone-Home
"Gone Home" is the #1 game in video game history as far as dull walking simulators are concerned and the best game as far as anything and anyone is concerned if you ask the homos at "Polygon".
The game was worshiped in the gaming press because it was glorified pro-gay propaganda made by gay people, about gay people and for self-hating straight SJW's. Even though absolutely everyone hated it and were so adamant on it not being a game that the people who reviewed it had to write follow-up to argue that "OMG YES IT IS YOU FUCKING SHITBAGS!", the "game" still got by on a variety of overly-positive reviews written by the creator's personal friends like Leigh Alexander, who was seen in pictured hanging out with one of the creators, and Kirk Hamilton of Kotaku who was seen talking about watching a movie with another.
But, of the sites who gave this pile of crap good reviews, none more than Polygon, two of the writers of which were either long-time friends with the developers or recent guests on their web-show. The site even gave GH a perfect 10/10 score (one of only 8 in the site's history) and named it its Game Of The Year (how the fuck can it be perfect when Kuchera himself once criticized it along with everyone for being too short?).
By comparison, "Bayonetta 2", which had received a perfect score from every other site, got a 7.5 from a writer who couldn't find anything bad to say about it but still docked it 2.5 points because you could sort of see Bayonetta's ass.
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Other Controversy
Kuchera Vs. Erik Kain
What really brought Kuchera to the spotlight as a giant joke was the time he got into it with Erik Kain.
Kuchera had always been jelous Kain because Kain write for Forbs which is a real publication while Kuchera's closest thing to success was writing for Ars Technica before downgrading to doing PA's dirty work for them (and later moving even lower down the ranks to Polygon). He vented his anger by constantly taking cheep-shots at Forbs on his twitter where none of them will ever see it even if any of them had thought he is important enough to respond to.
Kuchera and most of the rest of the gaming journalism circlejerk were particularly angry at Kain for writing an article about what a bunch of Faggots they are shortly after "Doritogate". Kain had already recognized what was going on and called them all out on it over a year before GamerGate happened. But the time for Kuchera's petty revenge finally came (or so he thought).
After Kain had published and article about a company trying to pass off an old game as new and suggested people just use a free emulator, Kuchera jumped on the opportunity to accuse Kain of advocating piracy, asking his twitter followers to go harass him and stating both publicly and privet that he is doing this in a deliberate attempt to ruin his career (which is funny because I could have sworn Kuchera had absolutly no problem with emulators just two years prior).
But it wasn't Kain's career that was ruined because, while Kain simply talked to his editor, edited the article and calmly talked to Kuchera and everyone else on Twitter, Kuchera sperged the fuck out in anger that people were actually asking him questions and that it has been 2 hours already and Kain's career was not yet over and made himself into a joke. He continued by calling Kain names, telling him that Forbs is a rag and claiming he "Doesn't even know who Kain is", despite constantly trying to start shit with him. He continued by claiming all of Erik's readers and fans are racists, that the only people criticizing him are people from 4chan and Something Awful who are all White supremacists and finally doing this:
He then went on to start blocking everyone on twitter as faggots like Jason Schreier of Kotaku and Ian "Little Hitler" Cheong all jumped to his defense and attacked Kain, further proving he was right about them.
But it didn't end there because Kuchera can't stand for criticism of him to even exists. When he found out that people were talking about him on GiantBomb he headed over there despite it being a rival site. After some futile attempts to talk to the people on the forum who were all just telling him to go fuck himself, he BAWWWWd to one of the moderators to have the thread shut down.
But it was too late because by that point he had already become a giant laughing stock.
Ben Cries "Rape" - Small Children are Beaten
In another case of politically-driven revenge attempts, Kuchera decided to try and end the career of Brad Wardell when he was falsely accused of rape.
As the story goes, one of Wardell's employees was stealing from work (and not office supply, code for a game) and when she was caught tried to get out of it by claiming Wardell had raped her. Seizing upon this opportunity, Kuchera immediately wrote an article on Penny Arcade (without reaching out to Wardell for comment) where he treats the allegations as facts and describes the events with detail that would make you think he's trying to write a romance novel for horny, middle aged women. However, the case was soon dismissed with prejudice when the whore admitted it was all a lie.
Thanks her actions and those of Kuchera, not only was the game ruined and never released, but Wardell also received multiple death threats and his kids were beat up in school. And while many websites have since pulled the story or even apologized, Kuchera continues to refuse to admit he did anything wrong or even that Wardell didn't rape anyone.
But why? Why would Kuchera publish sloppy attack articles about someone's baseless allegations when he himself tried to threaten The Escapist into shutting down the GamerGate thread on their forum to "protect a victim from false allegations"? Well, it might have something to do with the fact that, according to inside sources close to Kuchera, he was deliberately trying to ruin Wardell's career because he hates him for being a republican.
Believes Tetris is communist propaganda
In what can only be described as something that would make McCarthy green with envy, Benny and his red scare paranoia believes that Tetris is actually a tool of the communists to take over the world or something. One can't expect a game journalist to do any research or have any actual knowledge of the world. This is the definition of Full McIntosh.
The Kremlin built in 1561 only predates communism with several centuries
The music that predates Communism is communist
- Yes, Tetris is really about entropy in thermodynamics
Go to this link if you want to read more about this and see a detailed explanation of every single thing wrong with what Kuchera said.
Blogger Criticizes Game Journalism - Kuchera tries to kill his girlfriend
Kuchera tries to get random guy fired on twitter
Kuchera the Brony sympathizer
Kuchera is no stranger to threatening people online, but in one bizarre incident he picked a really interesting reason to do it over.
Patricia Hernandez of Kotaku had written an article about Bronies, to which Kuchera responded by writing his own article attacking her article. In the end, Kotaku's article was "updated" and Kuchera's article was deleted. But it just goes to show that, even when Ben is attacking tumblr-bred retards, he's doing it to defend someone even worse.
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External Links
- Ben Kuchera explaining how hilarious he thinks rape is.
- Ben Kuchera tries to get a GamerGate supporter fired from his job. (Archived cuz chan threads are fragile snowflakes like Ben's readers)
- Article about Kuchera's writing being a bunch of ClickBait shit
- How Benny will save the vidya industry
- See who he supports on Patreon - backup
- Reddit thread about how Kuchera randomly accused TotalBiscuit of being a racist.
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