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Charlie Hebdo is a French satirical magazine that published [[Tom Preston|ugly cartoons]] and made fun of Muhammed often enough to be firebombed and attacked at least 3 times in the past 10 years. | Charlie Hebdo is a French satirical magazine that published [[Tom Preston|ugly cartoons]] and made fun of Muhammed often enough to be firebombed and attacked at least 3 times in the past 10 years. | ||
It was made more than 100 years ago and for some [[Drugs|odd reason]], is still going on even today. | It was made more than 100 years ago and for some [[Drugs|odd reason]], is still going on even today. | ||
On several occasions this bastion of free thought has published depictions of the [{Pedophile|prophet]] Mohamed, knowing full well that [[Terrorists|some Muslims]] take great exception to such depictions even when they aren't crude insults, as these ones mostly were. The Charlie Hebdo team scoffed at warnings of imminent danger, saying: [{I did it for the lulz|"We are proud guardians of the Freedom Of Speech!"]] | |||
One day, after a long pause, a giant cake wrapped in ribbons was delivered to the Charlie Hebdo offices. Everyone was delighted to see it. Then SURPRISE! gunmen jumped out, shot everyone dead, and ran away like pussies. | |||
Everyone in the (Christian) west was [[offended]] that it was not possible to deeply insult the religion of terrorists and get away with it, so they all got together to hold hands in Paris and wear totally gay "Je suis Charlie!" t-shirts. In attendance were representatives from those havens of free speech and unfettered journalism [http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/11/paris-rally-charlie-hebdo-free-press-reports-without-borders Russia, Egypt, Turkey, Algeria and the United Arab Emirates]. But no-one made a fuss about that, because, you know, ISLAM. | |||
'''TL;DR:''' Despite warnings about what was fucking obviously going to happen, a bunch of jerks poked a wasp nest with sharp stick, got stung to death, and everyone said it was the wasps' fault for being poked in the first place, disregarding the fact that wasps only exist to sting other things. | |||
== [[pwnage|Reactions by Muslims till now]] == | == [[pwnage|Reactions by Muslims till now]] == | ||
There has been many reactions by [[Muslims]] because no one should make fun of [[pedo|Mohammed]] for being a pedo those include: | There has been many reactions by [[Muslims]] because no one should make fun of [[pedo|Mohammed]] for being a pedo those include: | ||
Revision as of 19:34, 11 January 2015
Charlie Hebdo is a French satirical magazine that published ugly cartoons and made fun of Muhammed often enough to be firebombed and attacked at least 3 times in the past 10 years. It was made more than 100 years ago and for some odd reason, is still going on even today.
On several occasions this bastion of free thought has published depictions of the [{Pedophile|prophet]] Mohamed, knowing full well that some Muslims take great exception to such depictions even when they aren't crude insults, as these ones mostly were. The Charlie Hebdo team scoffed at warnings of imminent danger, saying: [{I did it for the lulz|"We are proud guardians of the Freedom Of Speech!"]]
One day, after a long pause, a giant cake wrapped in ribbons was delivered to the Charlie Hebdo offices. Everyone was delighted to see it. Then SURPRISE! gunmen jumped out, shot everyone dead, and ran away like pussies.
Everyone in the (Christian) west was offended that it was not possible to deeply insult the religion of terrorists and get away with it, so they all got together to hold hands in Paris and wear totally gay "Je suis Charlie!" t-shirts. In attendance were representatives from those havens of free speech and unfettered journalism Russia, Egypt, Turkey, Algeria and the United Arab Emirates. But no-one made a fuss about that, because, you know, ISLAM.
TL;DR: Despite warnings about what was fucking obviously going to happen, a bunch of jerks poked a wasp nest with sharp stick, got stung to death, and everyone said it was the wasps' fault for being poked in the first place, disregarding the fact that wasps only exist to sting other things.
There has been many reactions by Muslims because no one should make fun of Mohammed for being a pedo those include:
2011
They got pwned by a fire bomb and they got their website haxed by 1337 Muslims after they made their cover photo a picture of Mohammed,
2012
Being the great trolls they are, they published leaked n00dz of mohammed during the time the American embassies were being bombed for the innocence of Islam movie, the French, being the pussies they are, made sure their embassies all over the world be surrounded by riot police, needless to say this plan really worked!
2015
Not learning from past mistakes, they made fun of Mohammed yet again, and the Sand Niggers responded by pwning 12 people with a drive by and killing their Leader
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Sharia in Libya: Weather is better than at Lile and we're less disturbed than in New York. -
Life of Muhammad: first part: beginning of a prophet. -
Muhammad being overwhelmed by fundamentalists: Hard being loved by idiots. -
100 lashes if you're not laughing. -
Killing in Egypt: The Koran is shit: it doesn't stop bullets. -
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Untouchables 2: Don't mock. Muhammad, a star is born. -
A stupid film on Islam triggers fundamentalists' rage: Show us an intelligent one and we'll start World War 3. -
Killing at Hebron. Talmud is s***: your guide for the Holocaust business
Je suis Charlie
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Dear enemies of freedom of speech, we're pissed: we won't stop drawing. -
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In the twisted mind of palestine cocksucker Carlos Latuff, an attack launched by muslims is an attack towards muslims.
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