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# A popular Chinese surname ([[chink|traditional Chinese]] 陳; [[derp|simplified Chinese]] 陈) in [[Duckroll|Cantonese]] transcription. The [[Fruit|Mandarin]] transcription of the same name is [[Steve Chen|Chen (surname)]].
# A popular Chinese surname ([[chink|traditional Chinese]] 陳; [[derp|simplified Chinese]] 陈) in [[Duckroll|Cantonese]] transcription. The [[Fruit|Mandarin]] transcription of the same name is [[Steve Chen|Chen (surname)]].
#* Jackie Chan - Popular [[Kung Fu]] expert and actor.
#* Jackie Chan - Popular [[Kung Fu]] expert and actor.<br>
# ''Ch'an'' (chi. 禪) (pinyin: [[LOL WUT|chán]]), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language.
# ''Ch'an'' (chi. 禪) (pinyin: [[LOL WUT|chán]]), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language.<br>
# A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to [[loli|children, girls, and young women]].  Often used in naming notable [[camwhore]]s on chan imageboards (see below).
# A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to [[loli|children, girls, and young women]].  Often used in naming notable [[camwhore]]s on chan imageboards (see below).<br>
# Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst [[Wapanese|Weeaboo]] (or in some cases, [[Japanese|Elevens]]) [[basement-dweller]] on the [[web|Intarweb]].
# Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst [[Wapanese|Weeaboo]] (or in some cases, [[Japanese|Elevens]]) [[basement-dweller]] on the [[web|Intarweb]].


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* [[Martini-chan|Martini-Chan]] - [[b|/b/]] ruined her life.
* [[Martini-chan|Martini-Chan]] - [[b|/b/]] ruined her life.
* [[Chin-chan]] - Self explanatory, made of [[fail]] and [[AIDS]],but not chin (possibly [[Shannon_Schimpf|Hep C]] and [[Fetal_Alcohol_Syndrome|Fœtal Alcohol]], this has yet to be confirmed)
* [[Chin-chan]] - Self explanatory, made of [[fail]] and [[AIDS]],but not chin (possibly [[Shannon_Schimpf|Hep C]] and [[Fetal_Alcohol_Syndrome|Fœtal Alcohol]], this has yet to be confirmed)
* <s>[http://www.charliechan.net/gallery/oland_monte.html Charlie-chan]</s> - (link doesn't work) An [[At least 100 years ago|ancient]] "Chinese" detective; counter to Fu Manchu but still pwoof of [[racist|dweadfull wacism]]
* <s>[http://www.charliechan.net/gallery/oland_monte.html Charlie-chan]</s> - (link doesn't work) An [[At least 100 years ago|ancient]] "Chinese" detective; counter to Fu Manchu but still pwoof of [[racist|dweadfull wacism]]
* Phoenix-chan - A girl who was bored one night on [[b/|/b/]] and posted pics of herself in a quest to become a chan. She even [[put shoe on head]]. That's what I call a true Femanon [[amirite]]  
* Phoenix-chan - A girl who was bored one night on [[b/|/b/]] and posted pics of herself in a quest to become a chan. She even [[put shoe on head]]. That's what I call a true Femanon [[amirite]]  
* Can-chan - A [[cumdumpster]] that was on [[b/|/b/]] the morning of November, 24th 2008. Apparently, she only [[did it for the lulz]]. However, all [[women]] are [[attention whore]]s.
* Can-chan - A [[cumdumpster]] that was on [[b/|/b/]] the morning of November, 24th 2008. Apparently, she only [[did it for the lulz]]. However, all [[women]] are [[attention whore]]s.
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* [[7chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[4chan]].
* [[7chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[4chan]].
* [[711chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
* [[711chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[420chan]].
* [[76chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was old [[/b/]].
* [[76chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was old [[b/|/b/]].
* [[78chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[7chan]].
* [[78chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[7chan]].
* [[8chan]] - An alternative site that became popular after [[4chan]] sold out to SJW's, also shit.
* [[8chan]] - An alternative site that became popular after [[4chan]] sold out to SJW's, also shit.
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* [[Newfapchan]] - A shit site for [[fap]]ping and [[porn]].
* [[Newfapchan]] - A shit site for [[fap]]ping and [[porn]].
* [[not4chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[12chan]].
* [[not4chan]] - A shit site that wishes it was [[12chan]].
* [[OPERATORchan]] - A shit site for /[[k]]/ommandos
* [[OPERATORchan]] - A shit site for [[k/|/k/]]ommandos
* [[Renchan]] - A shit site for [[sick fuck]]s.
* [[Renchan]] - A shit site for [[sick fuck]]s.
* [[RockstarChan]] - A shit site for [[Hipsters|Rockstars]].
* [[RockstarChan]] - A shit site for [[Hipsters|Rockstars]].

Revision as of 08:04, 12 October 2015

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.
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Chan could refer to many things:

  1. A popular Chinese surname (traditional Chinese 陳; simplified Chinese 陈) in Cantonese transcription. The Mandarin transcription of the same name is Chen (surname).
    • Jackie Chan - Popular Kung Fu expert and actor.
  2. Ch'an (chi. 禪) (pinyin: chán), a sect of Buddhism cognate to Zen in Japanese Language.
  3. A Japanese honorific (like san) used to refer to children, girls, and young women. Often used in naming notable camwhores on chan imageboards (see below).
  4. Any number of channels (usually in the form of textboards and imageboards) for anonymous posting with a noted disregard for common decency. Often popular amongst Weeaboo (or in some cases, Elevens) basement-dweller on the Intarweb.

ED readers are most likely interested in #3 or #4:

#3: chans (AKA camwhores)

Moar info: Camwhore.

Camwhores need to learn this.
How sick fucks appreciate camwhores.

Since the dawn of the interwebs, there have been attention whores. With the easy availability of webcams/digicams/cellcams, these attention whores have more and more ways to seek attention and (d-)evolved into today's camwhores. Here are a few (semi-)notable ones.

#4: Websites

*chans: Futaba-style imageboards

A comparison of some of the chans out there in 2007.

Moar info: List of *chan boards.

Once upon a time, some hikikomori Elevens got the brilliant idea to make the Internets equivalent of writing naughty messages and phone numbers on a greasy bathroom wall and made an enormous fucking website about it (completely unaware of Usenet). Some weeaboo basement-dweller went off to make an English version because he thought it was the hottest shit around. Since 4chan is the largest of the English-speaking chan sites, it has spawned millions of ugly, disgusting, retarded children that exist either to support furfags or to cater to some geniuses who wish to get away from 4chan's fascist rules or dumb moderators. Currently there is only one serious contender to 4chan, but it is super duper t0p 5ekrit.

Danbooru-style imageboards

Moar info: booru.

See also

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