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| style="text-align:center;" colspan="2" | <big>'''Jed Whitaker'''</big> | | style="text-align:center;" colspan="2" | <big>'''Jed Whitaker'''</big> | ||
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| style="text-align:left; padding:4px;" | February 8th, 1987 | | style="text-align:left; padding:4px;" | February 8th, 1987 | ||
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''' | {{Quote|'''There's something about Dinosaurs that excites me.'''|Jed, a man passionate about ethics in journalism}} | ||
[[Image:jed dinosaur fetish.png|thumb|Man really unironically wants to fuck dinosaurs.]] | |||
He is essentially the final evolution of the [[Something Awful|goony]] beardman stereotype, a fart-sniffer and sick fuck who reeks of insecurity that drives him to protect GOTIS patients and fictional minorities on the internet from big mean trolls. He is so much so that even NeoGAF thinks he's too much too deal with and ravaged his colon in a thread where he bitched about | '''Jedidiah Geather "Bottom Bitch" Whitaker''' of Columbus, [[Ohio]] is an [[Americunt]] failed Vidya Journo who wants to have sex with dinosaurs, [[Pedophilia|the squid children from Splatoon]], and even Nintendo hardware. He was notably one of [[Zoe Quinn]]'s beta male orbiters during the [[Gamergate|Great Autism War of 2014]]. | ||
He is essentially the final evolution of the [[Something Awful|goony]] beardman stereotype, a fart-sniffer and sick fuck who reeks of insecurity that drives him to protect GOTIS patients and fictional minorities on the internet from big mean trolls. He is so much so that even [[NeoGAF]] thinks he's too much too deal with and ravaged his colon in a thread where he bitched about [[Far Cry]] 4's villain potentially being [[faggot|homosexual]]. Despite all this, he was still fired from [[Destructoid]] for not being woke enough. | |||
==Vidya Nontroversies== | ==Vidya Nontroversies== | ||
As part of his endless quest to be the wokest male feminist ally known to peoplekind, Jed thrusts himself into the realm of sensationalist journalism by publishing his scribblings on clickbait websites to drum up faux-outrage over "problematic" content in videogames. | As part of his endless quest to be the wokest male [[feminist]] [[soyboy|ally]] known to peoplekind, Jed thrusts himself into the realm of sensationalist journalism by publishing his scribblings on clickbait websites to drum up faux-outrage over "problematic" content in videogames. One day a [[Wapanese|weeaboo]] [[tranny]] named Andrea, who was completely illiterate in Japanese, decided that his pirated [[Fire Emblem]] game had a "gay conversion therapy" scene in it and because he knew it was coming to the [[US]] and [[Europe]] soon enough, it would be an easy attention grab to spread this SJW propaganda. | ||
One day a weeaboo tranny named Andrea, who was completely illiterate in Japanese, decided that his pirated Fire Emblem game had a "gay conversion therapy" scene in it and because he knew it was coming to the US and Europe soon enough, it would be an easy attention grab to spread this SJW propaganda. | |||
Sensing an opportunity to virtue signal, Jed decided to throw his deviant hat into the ring as well. | Sensing an opportunity to virtue signal, Jed decided to throw his deviant hat into the ring as well. | ||
=== | ====Revenge of the Dtards==== | ||
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After Neiro deleted the entire Dtoid forum because they wouldn't stop making rape jokes and wouldn't pretend to agree with him on everything under threat of being banned, the users of the ex-forum decided to point out his hierocracy by digging up an old video of Jeb spending seven minutes calling people niggers, faggots, [[Bitches and whores|bitches, whores]] and cunts while making [[rape]] jokes and being aggressively unfunny. In response, Whitaker made ridiculous excuses and tried to blame people linking to Dtoid via archive to deny them their [[jewgold]] in some deranged attempt to get them to stop reposting that video. | |||
When this failed, he went on a DMCA rampage, trying to get the video taken down. However, the internet never forgets and you can still watch a copy of it right here on ED because we uploaded it directly to our site and if he tries to DMCA us we'll just laugh in his face. | |||
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==Jed's Buttstuff== | ==Jed's Buttstuff== | ||
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He is often confused for the "Amiibo Butt Guy", a similar degenerate who once wrote an article rating Amiibos from best to worst in their use as a buttplug. | He is often confused for the "Amiibo Butt Guy", a similar degenerate who once wrote an article rating Amiibos from best to worst in their use as a buttplug. | ||
[[Image:jed article.jpg|thumb|THE PINNACLE OF JOURNALISM.]] | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Wikipedia]] | *[[Wikipedia]] | ||
*[[Kotaku]] | *[[Kotaku]] | ||
*[[Jim Sterling]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Latest revision as of 18:53, 30 October 2021
| Jed Whitaker | |
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| Powerword: | Jedidiah Geather Whitaker |
| Aliases: | Dr. Dinosexual, Jed05, DimmuJed, KillerIsJed |
| Born: | February 8th, 1987 |
| Occupation: | Journalist, JK HE DID IT FOR FREE |
| Orientation: | Dinosexual |
| Fetishes: | Dinosaurs · Humiliation · Nintendo |
—Jed, a man passionate about ethics in journalism | ||
Jedidiah Geather "Bottom Bitch" Whitaker of Columbus, Ohio is an Americunt failed Vidya Journo who wants to have sex with dinosaurs, the squid children from Splatoon, and even Nintendo hardware. He was notably one of Zoe Quinn's beta male orbiters during the Great Autism War of 2014.
He is essentially the final evolution of the goony beardman stereotype, a fart-sniffer and sick fuck who reeks of insecurity that drives him to protect GOTIS patients and fictional minorities on the internet from big mean trolls. He is so much so that even NeoGAF thinks he's too much too deal with and ravaged his colon in a thread where he bitched about Far Cry 4's villain potentially being homosexual. Despite all this, he was still fired from Destructoid for not being woke enough.
Vidya Nontroversies
As part of his endless quest to be the wokest male feminist ally known to peoplekind, Jed thrusts himself into the realm of sensationalist journalism by publishing his scribblings on clickbait websites to drum up faux-outrage over "problematic" content in videogames. One day a weeaboo tranny named Andrea, who was completely illiterate in Japanese, decided that his pirated Fire Emblem game had a "gay conversion therapy" scene in it and because he knew it was coming to the US and Europe soon enough, it would be an easy attention grab to spread this SJW propaganda.
Sensing an opportunity to virtue signal, Jed decided to throw his deviant hat into the ring as well.
Revenge of the Dtards
After Neiro deleted the entire Dtoid forum because they wouldn't stop making rape jokes and wouldn't pretend to agree with him on everything under threat of being banned, the users of the ex-forum decided to point out his hierocracy by digging up an old video of Jeb spending seven minutes calling people niggers, faggots, bitches, whores and cunts while making rape jokes and being aggressively unfunny. In response, Whitaker made ridiculous excuses and tried to blame people linking to Dtoid via archive to deny them their jewgold in some deranged attempt to get them to stop reposting that video.
When this failed, he went on a DMCA rampage, trying to get the video taken down. However, the internet never forgets and you can still watch a copy of it right here on ED because we uploaded it directly to our site and if he tries to DMCA us we'll just laugh in his face.
Jed's Buttstuff
Jed once stuffed a Nintendo Switch's Joy-Con in his ass, and wrote an article about it.
He has multiple tweets about being on the receiving end of anal sex.
He is often confused for the "Amiibo Butt Guy", a similar degenerate who once wrote an article rating Amiibos from best to worst in their use as a buttplug.
See Also
External Links
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