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[[Image: | [[Image:cluster_bomb.jpg|center|frame|450x|Nixon used it to clusterfuck azns.]]<br /> | ||
<center><big><big>Feeling claustrophic, you want unleash [[Pedobear]] on some [[loli]]s, to maek the heart drill less?</big></big><br /><br /><big><big><big>[[A winner is you | <center><big><big>Feeling claustrophic, you want unleash [[Pedobear]] on some [[loli]]s, to maek the heart drill less?</big></big><br /><br /><big><big><big>[[A winner is you|A clusterfuck is you.]]</big></big></big><br /><br /></center> | ||
[[Image:Animegross.JPG|thumb|left|clusterfuck of bloody]] | [[Image:Animegross.JPG|thumb|left|clusterfuck of bloody]] | ||
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:clusterfuck handy for finding [[cp|valuable informaeshuns]] | :clusterfuck handy for finding [[cp|valuable informaeshuns]] | ||
;Encyclopedia Dramatica | ;Encyclopedia Dramatica | ||
:clusterfuck of [[lulz]] and [[/b/]]tards who are [[God]]'s [[cock|instrument]] for the total annihilation of morality as we know it | :clusterfuck of [[lulz]] and [[B|/b/]]tards who are [[God]]'s [[cock|instrument]] for the total annihilation of morality as we know it | ||
;[[4chan]] | ;[[4chan]] | ||
:mostly [[porn]]; occupied by a high percentage of the [[13 year old boys|anime obsessing fucktards]] in modern America | :mostly [[porn]]; occupied by a high percentage of the [[13 year old boys|anime obsessing fucktards]] in modern America | ||
;[[Wikipedia]] | ;[[Wikipedia]] | ||
:clusterfuck of totally useless information that you will never need [[evar]] | :clusterfuck of totally useless information that you will never need [[evar]] | ||
;[[TV Tropes]] | |||
:clusterfuck of even more useless information, plus aspie and furry cybersex. | |||
;[[EBay|eGay]] | ;[[EBay|eGay]] | ||
:clusterfuck of scams involving [[crap|heirloom pottery, "worn once" jeans, and bootleg artfag movies]] | :clusterfuck of scams involving [[crap|heirloom pottery, "worn once" jeans, and bootleg artfag movies]] | ||
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How to spot
A clusterfuck is you.
tl;dr
A clusterfuck happens when any collection of things or actions get smooshed up super tite, liek
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you will never remember everyone's name but know that furfags are single-handedly responsible for the evil Economic Downturn of 2008 and the subsequent turning of the Secretary of the Treasury into Soverign King of the YewTube Plates of Americunt. Neither fish nor bear nor faggot will alleviate the giant explosion of butthurt destined to rain shit and brimstone on the skulls of every child weeping into its own mangled, bloody genitalia.
OMGWTFROFLBBQ!!
chicken teeth . . . in my vagina?
One morning BitingBeaver awoke to find herself transformed into a gigantic douchebag.
dude, did you just do a bump off her titty?
A fine mist of fag blood settles over the horizon as hordes of mendicant niggers, broken by their long journey, plod senselessly over the desert plain. Their chests are split open and bundles of viscera hanging from the dirt-ringed maws sway in the stiff wind of the plain.
As toilet-ringed ass-worshipping bitches flow into my cuppeth like wine I do feel the pull of a giant elephant radar board with robots winking away, what do they tell me, they say "kill your brother NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM", but I say, no robots, I am the leader of a cult and I have shit to do.
Frequently on ED and 4chan the Fifty Hitler Post can only be used to cancel and diminish the raw power of the clusterfuck. Depending on the variant, it may increase the cluster factor. Occasionally fifty mudkips will suffice.
Not surprisingly, started as both a hippie poet's creation and a military term closely related to FUBAR.
IRL Examples
- DVDA
- clusterfuck of fucks. See also Orgy.
- any deliberative government organization, e.g. Parliament in the UK or Congress in America
- clusterfuck of tl;dr. Also pretty much every "philosophy" book evar.
- Teh Internets
- clusterfuck of Anonymous and business
- Iraq
- clusterfuck of death and money
- Anything on ED marked as a WARZONE
- royal clusterfuck of unbridled and unprecedented faggotry
Clusterfuxxx of Teh Internets (or lack thereof)
- The Google
- clusterfuck handy for finding valuable informaeshuns
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
- clusterfuck of lulz and /b/tards who are God's instrument for the total annihilation of morality as we know it
- 4chan
- mostly porn; occupied by a high percentage of the anime obsessing fucktards in modern America
- Wikipedia
- clusterfuck of totally useless information that you will never need evar
- TV Tropes
- clusterfuck of even more useless information, plus aspie and furry cybersex.
- eGay
- clusterfuck of scams involving heirloom pottery, "worn once" jeans, and bootleg artfag movies
- Attack of the Show
- clusterfuck of disappointing boobs, fags with horrible jokes, and mixed feelings about Anon - simultaneously they envy Anon and want to experience over 9000 gallons of Anon's cum splatter on their face.
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