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[[Image:Milkshake.jpg|thumb|If you don't think this is funny, You're a [[homo]].]]
[[Image:Milkshake.jpg|thumb|If you don't think this is funny, You're a [[homo]].]]
[[Image:Miserable cat.jpg|thumb|According to [[Google]], this is the funniest [[picture]] [[EVAR]]!!!]]
[[Image:Miserable cat.jpg|thumb|According to [[Google]], this is the funniest [[picture]] [[EVAR]]!!!]]
[[Image:Don't notice.jpg|thumb|[[Image macro]]s can sometimes be funny, but usually suck [[balls]].]]
[[Image:Don't notice.jpg|thumb|[[Image macro]]s can sometimes be funny, but usually suck [[balls]].]]
[[Image:Jabberwocky.jpg|thumb|[[TL;DR]] reduces the [[Good Joke:Word Count Ratio]] and therefore funniness.]]
[[Image:Jabberwocky.jpg|thumb|[[TL;DR]] reduces the [[Good Joke:Word Count Ratio]] and therefore funniness.]]
[[File:Potato humor.jpg|thumb|[[Potato]] "humor".]]


What is '''funny'''? Strangely enough, the closest definition we have for funny is this:
What is '''funny'''? Strangely enough, the closest definition we have for funny is this:
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* The [[global economic crisis]]
* The [[global economic crisis]]
* [[AIDS]]
* [[AIDS]]
*[[Suicide]]
* [[Suicide]]
* [[Cancer]]
* [[Cancer]]
* [[Niggers]]
* [[Niggers]]
* [[Transgender|Trannies]]
* [[Fibromyalgia]]
* [[Fibromyalgia]]
* [[Domestic violence]]
* Real [[disease]]s
* Real [[disease]]s
* [[Rucka Rucka Ali]]
* [[Rucka Rucka Ali]]
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* [[Furries]] and [[fursecution]]
* [[Furries]] and [[fursecution]]
* Dumb [[chav]]s setting themselves on [[fire]] with deodorant
* Dumb [[chav]]s setting themselves on [[fire]] with deodorant
* [[The Amazing Johnathan]]
* [[Global Warming]]
* [[Global Warming]]
* Dogs wearing clothes
* Dogs wearing clothes
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* Realizing what you and your sister did when you were drunk.
* Realizing what you and your sister did when you were drunk.
* Indecently costumed [[fat]]ties at conventions
* Indecently costumed [[fat]]ties at conventions
* [[George Carlin]]
* [[Dead|George Carlin]]
* [[Conan O'Brien]] with [[AIDS]]
* The [[Japanese]]
* The [[Japanese]]
* [[Queer]]s
* [[Queer]]s
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* [[March_Together_For_Life|Pete]]
* [[March_Together_For_Life|Pete]]
* [[9/11]] (after 2001)
* [[9/11]] (after 2001)
* Giving [[vandal]]s the {{tname|fuckyou}} template while writing in the edit summary that you're giving them the standard {{tname|welcome}} template.
* Giving [[vandal]]s the {{tname|kittens}} template while writing in the edit summary that you're giving them the standard {{tname|welcome}} template.
* ''[[Harry Potter]]'' raid
* ''[[Harry Potter]]'' raid
* [[Retards]], especially [[Laz-D]]
* [[Retards]], especially [[Chris Chan]]
* [[Abortion]]
* [[Abortion]]
* [[Shock sites]]
* [[Shock sites]]
* [[Troll|Successful Trolls]]
* [[Troll|Successful Trolls]]
*Your face
* Your face
* [[Death]]
* [[Death|Dying]]
* [[Trollface]]


== List of Things That Are Not Funny ==
== List of Things That Are Not Funny ==
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{{main|unfunny}}


*[[YOU]],  
* [[YOU]],  
*[[Your mom|YOUR MOM]],
* [[Your mom|YOUR MOM]],
*[[Things to avoid|ANYTHING LISTED HERE]],
* [[Things to avoid|ANYTHING LISTED HERE]],
: [[STFU|SHUT THE FUCK UP]] OR GET [[BANNED]]
: [[STFU|SHUT THE FUCK UP]] OR GET [[BANNED]]
: <small>note: however, [[you]] getting [[banned]] is also funny.</small>
: <small>note: however, [[you]] getting [[banned]] is also funny.</small>
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* [[ED:LULZ]]
* [[ED:LULZ]]


== External link ==


[[Category:Site News]]
* [[Wikipedia:World's funniest joke|The world's funniest joke]]
* [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sick-Joke-Appreciation-Society/135097208637?ref=nf Sick Joke Appreciation Society on Facebook. Invite plebs for maximum butthurt]
* [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sick-Joke-Appreciation-Society/135097208637?ref=nf Sick Joke Appreciation Society on Facebook. Invite plebs for maximum butthurt]


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Latest revision as of 05:13, 4 May 2016

If you don't think this is funny, You're a homo.
According to Google, this is the funniest picture EVAR!!!
Image macros can sometimes be funny, but usually suck balls.
TL;DR reduces the Good Joke:Word Count Ratio and therefore funniness.

What is funny? Strangely enough, the closest definition we have for funny is this:

"Funny" is defined as "that which is not unfunny".

"Funny" is something that you are probably not, and have proven multiple times in your life leaving you a virgin. Only a few people in the world are actually funny, and editing articles on ED didn't get them there. Below are some things actual funny people tend to joke about, and don't bother trying them, it wont make your mother or anyone else love you. This article is not funny, it is serious.

There are those who believe that there are things that are neither "funny" or "unfunny", but those people are unfunny and therefore do not count.

List of Things That Are Funny

List of Things That Are Not Funny

Moar info: unfunny.

SHUT THE FUCK UP OR GET BANNED
note: however, you getting banned is also funny.

See Also

External link


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