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This man has been declared the honor of being Britain's biggest bastard.

At least 100 years ago, the word Bastard was once used to refer to someone who had been born of none-married parents. It was once considered something to be ashamed of and should probably still be. It is now used to declare that someone is either a complete douche or a retard. Like other words such as Faggot and Nigger, people literally spam both IRL and OTI them without any concern because nobody gives a shit any more.

Most Common Types

Science has shown that 99.99/100 nigglets are bastards. This is because the nigger "women" are sluts who fucks everything with a pulse. The common nigger female will accuse at least 11 male niggers of being the father, even though none of them are. Black females will also have sex with desperate white males in hopes of getting child support. White trash is also known to have a metric ass-ton of bastard children. They do this for money, of course.

How to become a bastard

Being born;
Killing Kenny;
Acting Retarded;
????
PROFIT!

Well known bastards

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+[[File:William the bastard.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Moral: Win, and get a nicer nickname]]
+[[File:Nick-griffin-egg.jpg|thumb|right|[[Nick Griffin|This man]] has been declared the honor of being [[Britfag|Britain's]] [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/12/07/official-nasty-nick-griffin-is-britain-s-biggest-b-d-115875-21878954/ biggest bastard].]]
+[[At least 100|At least 100 years ago]], the word '''Bastard''' was once used to refer to [[luser|someone]] who had been born of [[Marriage|none-married]] [[parents]]. It was once considered something to be ashamed of and should probably still be. It is now used to declare that someone is either a complete [[douche]] or a [[retard]]. Like other words such as [[Faggot]] and [[Nigger]], people literally spam both ''[[IRL]]'' and ''[[OTI]]'' them without any [[Moralfag|concern]] because [[Shit no one cares about|nobody gives a shit]] any more.
-[[You]] are a bastard.
+== Most Common Types ==
+Science has shown that 99.99/100 [[Nigger|nigglets]] are bastards. This is because the nigger [[women|"women"]] are sluts who fucks everything with a pulse. The common nigger female will accuse at least 11 male niggers of being the father, even though none of them are. Black females will also have sex with desperate white males in hopes of getting child support.
+White trash is also known to have a metric ass-ton of bastard [[children|children]]. They do this for money, of course.
-== How to be a bastard ==
+== How to become a bastard ==
-) Being born;
+# Being born;
-) Kill Kenny;
+# [[South Park|Killing Kenny]];
-) Create a movie with nazis in it;
+# Acting [[Retard|Retarded]];
+#????
+# PROFIT!
-'''Don't be confused with [[/b/tard]]'''
+== Well known bastards ==
+*[[Elitist Musical Bastards]]
+*[[Justin Bieber]]
+*[[Milhouse]]
+*[[Game of Thrones|Jon Snow]]
+*[[You]]
+[[Category:Epithets]]
+{{language}}

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