Boredom: Difference between revisions

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Boredom is the feeling of having too much spare time on your hands, and nothing to do with it. You are completely uninterested in your surroundings, and wish the world would just cater to solely your entertainment.

Things That Are Boring

Wikipedia
Uncyclopedia
The deep web
Most *chan boards
Life
MrBeast videos (until late 2017)
School and College
Minecraft
Politics and Religion (rent-free).
TheAmazingAtheist
World of Tanks
Counter Strike
Vlogs
Old people
Twitch streams
Cooking shows on TV
Unboxing videos
You, obviously
Anything mentioned here
Forced memes

Things to Do If Bored

Despite the world being filled with boring shit, luckily, not all hope is lost. There are some things you can do to, hopefully, relieve your boredom.

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+[[File:BoredCat.png|thumb|225px|Help. I is bored rite nao.]]
+'''Boredom''' is the [[feels|feeling]] of having too much spare time on [[your]] hands, and nothing to do with it. You are completely uninterested in your surroundings, and wish the world would just cater to solely your [[porn|entertainment]].
+==Things That Are Boring==
+*[[Wikipedia]]
+*[[Uncyclopedia]]
+*The [[deep web]]
+*Most [[list of *chan boards|*chan boards]]
+*[[Life]]
+*[[MrBeast]] videos (until late 2017)
+*[[School]] and [[College]]
+*[[Minecraft]]
+*[[Politics]] and [[Religion]] (rent-free).
+*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]
+*[[Category:DeviantART|Any articles written about some fucking nobody on DeviantART]]
+*[[World of Tanks]]
+*[[Counter Strike]]
+*[[Vlogs]]
+*[[Old people]]
+*Twitch streams
+*Cooking shows on [[TV]]
+*Unboxing videos
+*[[You]], obviously
+*[[Shit no one cares about|Anything mentioned here]]
+*[[Forced memes]]
+==Things to Do If Bored==
+Despite the world being filled with boring shit, luckily, not all hope is lost. There are some things you can do to, hopefully, relieve your boredom.
+*Browse [[ED]]
+*[[School Shooting|Shoot up a school]]
+*Make [[bombs]]
+*Join [[Taliban]]
+*Hack the [[9/11|Pentagon]]
+*[[camwhore|Whore yourself]]
+*[[Smoke Weed Everyday]] .
+*Play ''[[Nice Truck Attack 2016|Grand Theft Auto: Real Life]]''
+*[[Fap|Masturbate]]
+*[[Vandal|Vandalize]] [[Wikipedia]] pages
+*When all else [[fails]], [[kill yourself]]
+==See Also==
+*[[Unfunny]]: Most things that are boring, are usually '''unfunny''' as well.
+*[[The cancer that is killing /b/]]
+*[[Anti-lulz]]
+*[[DO NOT WANT]]
+*[[The GRIDS that is killing ED]]
+{{language}}

Boredom: Difference between revisions

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Things That Are Boring

Things to Do If Bored

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