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'''Madison Marie Russo''' was a | '''Madison Marie Russo''' was a {{age|2003|03|04}}-year-old [[whore]] and funny [[troll]] from Bettendorf, [[Iowa]], who scammed her way into getting about $37,000 by faking a cancer diagnosis and then fooling 400 dumbasses on the internet into donating to her GoFundMe. This makes her one of the funniest trolls of all time. | ||
== | == The Lying Whore == | ||
[[File:MadisonRussoDonations.jpeg|thumb|HAWT GIRL??? MUST GIVE MONEY!!!]] | |||
Madison told her absolutely retarded [[TikTok]] audience that she was diagnosed with the pancreatic cancer (the cancer that [[old people]] get), leukemia (the cancer that stupid kids deserve), and a fat fucking tumor on her spine. 400 people ACTUALLY BELIEVED that a teenager could be diagnosed with 3 types of cancer at the same time, so they were retarded enough to actually give her their jewgold, moolah, and monies. Even funnier, Madison also told the audience that her survival rate was at 11%, meaning that they KNEW she was gonna die and they were STILL offering her their money, which makes her internet [[simp|simps]] even more retarded than they already were. | Madison told her absolutely retarded [[TikTok]] audience that she was diagnosed with the pancreatic cancer (the cancer that [[old people]] get), leukemia (the cancer that stupid kids deserve), and a fat fucking tumor on her spine. 400 people ACTUALLY BELIEVED that a teenager could be diagnosed with 3 types of cancer at the same time, so they were retarded enough to actually give her their jewgold, moolah, and monies. Even funnier, Madison also told the audience that her survival rate was at 11%, meaning that they KNEW she was gonna die and they were STILL offering her their money, which makes her internet [[simp|simps]] even more retarded than they already were. | ||
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== Downfall == | == Downfall == | ||
Since Madison Russo is a FEMALE, that means she likes e-begging. She went to GoFundMe, the home of piss-poor faggots and chronic liars, to beg for money. Madison's lie was almost so perfect that she got $37,000 dollars by tricking a bunch of retarded horny losers. She was able to make so much money, while those faggots literally thought to themselves "OMG I LITERALLY SAVED A LIFE TODAY BY DONATING 3 CENTS IM SUCH A HERO". Everything is going well for her, getting all the money she wants, pulling off the perfect scam, trolling 400 people, it seems like the whore won in the end. | |||
[[File:Madison Russo Smile.jpeg|right|250px]] | |||
Since Madison Russo is a FEMALE, that means she likes e-begging. She went to GoFundMe, the home of piss-poor faggots and chronic liars, to beg for money. Madison's lie was almost so perfect that she got $37,000 dollars by tricking a bunch of retarded horny losers. She was able to make so much money, while those faggots literally thought to themselves "''[[White Knighting|OMG I LITERALLY SAVED A LIFE TODAY BY DONATING 3 CENTS IM SUCH A HERO]]''". Everything is going well for her, getting all the money she wants, pulling off the perfect scam, trolling 400 people, it seems like the whore won in the end. | |||
Or did she? Doctors (also known as [[nerds]]) decided to pull an ''[[nerd|ummm ACKSHUALLY]]'' moment on her scam by pointing out how Madison was too retarded to know how medical science worked. The nerds noticed that Madison was wearing a fake nasal tube that didn't even go all the way through her nose, the medical tape was applied improperly, and she offered absolutely no evidence to prove that she had cancer. Eventually the doctors decided to snitch on her (because that's what Jews do) and so they told the police, who learned that [[Bullshit|she made the whole fucking thing up]]. She was charged with theft, fraud, and possession of [[lulz]]. | Or did she? Doctors (also known as [[nerds]]) decided to pull an ''[[nerd|ummm ACKSHUALLY]]'' moment on her scam by pointing out how Madison was too retarded to know how medical science worked. The nerds noticed that Madison was wearing a fake nasal tube that didn't even go all the way through her nose, the medical tape was applied improperly, and she offered absolutely no evidence to prove that she had cancer. Eventually the doctors decided to snitch on her (because that's what Jews do) and so they told the police, who learned that [[Bullshit|she made the whole fucking thing up]]. She was charged with theft, fraud, and possession of [[lulz]]. | ||
== The Ending == | == The Ending == | ||
[[File:Madison Russo With Dog.jpg|right|220px]] | |||
Madison faced nearly 10 years in prison, until the Jewstice system remembered that she's a woman, so consequences don't apply to her. She was told to pay a bunch of fines or [[GTFO]]. In court she said, [[lie|“I didn’t do this for money or greed. I didn’t do this for attention. I did this as an attempt to get my family back together.”]]. | Madison faced nearly 10 years in prison, until the Jewstice system remembered that she's a woman, so consequences don't apply to her. She was told to pay a bunch of fines or [[GTFO]]. In court she said, [[lie|“I didn’t do this for money or greed. I didn’t do this for attention. I did this as an attempt to get my family back together.”]]. | ||
Overall, Madison is the funniest troll of all time, managing to con 400 people, get rich, lie in court, and then get away with it. | Overall, Madison is the funniest troll of all time, managing to con 400 people, get rich, lie in court, and then get away with it. | ||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Bitches and whores]] | |||
* [[Cancer]] | |||
* [[Nice try]] | |||
* [[Retard]]s | |||
* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]] | |||
* [[Troll]] | |||
* [[Wimmins]] | |||
{{Portals|trolls|whores}} | |||
{{FakeNews}} | {{FakeNews}} | ||
{{ | {{Scams}} | ||
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{{timeline|[[ED:AOTN|Featured Article]] April 25 & 26, [[2024]]|[[Nothing Ever Happens]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]]}} | |||
[[Category:Trolls]][[Category:Biology]][[Category:Internet Superheroes]][[Category:Whores]] | [[Category:Trolls]][[Category:Biology]][[Category:Internet Superheroes]][[Category:Whores]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:02, 13 October 2024
Madison Marie Russo was a 21-year-old whore and funny troll from Bettendorf, Iowa, who scammed her way into getting about $37,000 by faking a cancer diagnosis and then fooling 400 dumbasses on the internet into donating to her GoFundMe. This makes her one of the funniest trolls of all time.
The Lying Whore
Madison told her absolutely retarded TikTok audience that she was diagnosed with the pancreatic cancer (the cancer that old people get), leukemia (the cancer that stupid kids deserve), and a fat fucking tumor on her spine. 400 people ACTUALLY BELIEVED that a teenager could be diagnosed with 3 types of cancer at the same time, so they were retarded enough to actually give her their jewgold, moolah, and monies. Even funnier, Madison also told the audience that her survival rate was at 11%, meaning that they KNEW she was gonna die and they were STILL offering her their money, which makes her internet simps even more retarded than they already were.
- Fact: All the people who donated are stupid and they deserved to lose their money.
- Fact: She literally pranked people who actually DID have cancer, which is pretty funny tbh because those people are probably gonna die anyway since they gave all their medical treatment money to Madison.
- Fact: Madison Russo was a funny troll who pranked 400 retards on the internet.
Downfall
Since Madison Russo is a FEMALE, that means she likes e-begging. She went to GoFundMe, the home of piss-poor faggots and chronic liars, to beg for money. Madison's lie was almost so perfect that she got $37,000 dollars by tricking a bunch of retarded horny losers. She was able to make so much money, while those faggots literally thought to themselves "OMG I LITERALLY SAVED A LIFE TODAY BY DONATING 3 CENTS IM SUCH A HERO". Everything is going well for her, getting all the money she wants, pulling off the perfect scam, trolling 400 people, it seems like the whore won in the end.
Or did she? Doctors (also known as nerds) decided to pull an ummm ACKSHUALLY moment on her scam by pointing out how Madison was too retarded to know how medical science worked. The nerds noticed that Madison was wearing a fake nasal tube that didn't even go all the way through her nose, the medical tape was applied improperly, and she offered absolutely no evidence to prove that she had cancer. Eventually the doctors decided to snitch on her (because that's what Jews do) and so they told the police, who learned that she made the whole fucking thing up. She was charged with theft, fraud, and possession of lulz.
The Ending
Madison faced nearly 10 years in prison, until the Jewstice system remembered that she's a woman, so consequences don't apply to her. She was told to pay a bunch of fines or GTFO. In court she said, “I didn’t do this for money or greed. I didn’t do this for attention. I did this as an attempt to get my family back together.”.
Overall, Madison is the funniest troll of all time, managing to con 400 people, get rich, lie in court, and then get away with it.
See Also
| Madison Russo is part of a series on Scams | |||||||||||
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| Featured Article April 25 & 26, 2024 | ||
| Preceded by Nothing Ever Happens |
Madison Russo | Succeeded by Anton Lundin Pettersson |