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[[Image:ED{{PAGENAME}}.jpg|thumb|{{PAGENAME}} in a nutshell.]]


'''2009''' has been yet another banner year that has blessed us with some of the more notable internet happenings that you have come to expect from this wonderful medium that we choose to exploit and use.  The usual gang of internet nerds, retards, and angry mobsters have outdone themselves once again and have made 2009 an unexpectedly grand year in lulz. Folks like [[crusader cat]] have offered us a chance to brighten our days with laughter, while memes such as [[Zalgo]] have given us a pause where we might reflect upon the fact that this internet thing is quite silly, and finally, the [[Dan Lirette]] story taught us that babies only die when you kick them in the head.
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' has been yet another banner year that has blessed us with some of the more notable internet happenings that you have come to expect from this wonderful medium that we choose to exploit and use.  The usual gang of internet nerds, retards, and angry mobsters have outdone themselves once again and have made {{PAGENAME}} an unexpectedly grand year in lulz. Folks like [[crusader cat]] have offered us a chance to brighten our days with laughter, while memes such as [[Zalgo]] have given us a pause where we might reflect upon the fact that this internet thing is quite silly, and finally, the [[Dan Lirette]] story taught us that babies only die when you kick them in the head.


But that's not all—2009 showed us the softer side of the internet as well. [[animal abuse|Heartwarming tales]] such as [[Kenny Glenn]], [[Cheyenne Cherry]], [[Camille Marino]], [[DracoGuard]], and [[Esachasa]] displayed mankind's ever-open heart, sympathy, and his ability to show compassion for his fellow animals.
But that's not all—{{PAGENAME}} showed us the softer side of the internet as well. [[animal abuse|Heartwarming tales]] such as [[Kenny Glenn]], [[Cheyenne Cherry]], [[Camille Marino]], [[DracoGuard]], and [[Esachasa]] displayed mankind's ever-open heart, sympathy, and his ability to show compassion for his fellow animals.


And that's not all! Encyclopedia Dramatica also showcased several misfortunes that senselessly deprived us of our beloved entertainers.  Massive buttgrief and sorrow was expended upon the deaths of [[snca|Farrah Fawcett]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Billy Mays]], [[snca|Patrick Swayze]], and [[liberal|Ted Kennedy]].  
And that's not all! Encyclopedia Dramatica also showcased several misfortunes that senselessly deprived us of our beloved entertainers.  Massive buttgrief and sorrow was expended upon the deaths of [[snca|Farrah Fawcett]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Billy Mays]], [[snca|Patrick Swayze]], and [[liberal|Ted Kennedy]].


There have been some good irl trolls as well, the [[lol|biggest]] being [[Tony48219]], but let's not forget the most spectacular troll of all: the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica turned [[ED5|5]] this year despite all of its detractors, skeptics, haters, and doubters. During the festivities [[P-p-p-powerbook!]] won [[pollfest|the contest]] for best article ever, upsetting [[Chris-chan]]. And on top of all of this internet hoopla, ED got its own [http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php forum], which would [[Casual Friday|make it a tradition to destroy itself once a week]].
There have been some good irl trolls as well, the [[lol|biggest]] being [[Tony48219]], but let's not forget the most spectacular troll of all: the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica turned [[ED5|5]] this year despite all of its detractors, skeptics, haters, and doubters. During the festivities [[P-p-p-powerbook!]] won [[pollfest|the contest]] for best article ever, upsetting [[Chris-chan]]. And on top of all of this internet hoopla, ED got its own [http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php forum], which would [[Casual Friday|make it a tradition to destroy itself once a week]].


[[2006|Once again]], the most important thing to know before reading this article is that [[Fred Bauder]] cannot practice law in the state of Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.
Once again, the most important thing to know before reading this article is that [[Fred Bauder]] cannot practice law in the state of Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.


==Drama and events from 2009==
<center><youtube>smkUIGQiZ3g</youtube><br>EDiots look back on {{PAGENAME}}.</center>
===Video===
<youtube>smkUIGQiZ3g</youtube>


Need a recap of what happened [[2008|last year]]? We've got you covered.
==Events==
===January===
===January===
[[Image:Boxxy.gif|thumb|The face that launched 1,000,000 [[shit brix]].]]
[[Image:Boxxy.gif|thumb|The face that launched 1,000,000 [[shit brix]].]]


*[[Agent Pubeit]] happens.
*[[Agent Pubeit]] covers himself in pubic hair.
:Man covers himself in pubes of others. TAKE THAT, [[Scientology|SCIENTOLOGY]]!
*[[Boxxy]] takes over the Internets.
 
*[[EXTREME ANIMALS]] becomes known.
*[[Boxxy]] takes over the internets.
*[[Faggot Bruce]] YouTube career starts.
:All it took was a 16-year old girl to pull apart the fine fabric of insanity that is /b/.
 
*[[EXTREME ANIMALS]] front paged.
:I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO GOD DAMN FUNNY
 
*[[Faggot Bruce]] pops up on youtube
:And ur butt.
 
*[[Jett Travolta]] dies.
*[[Jett Travolta]] dies.
:Psychiatrists immediately blamed
*[[Mark Gormley]] teaches us all about the powerstance.
*[[Mark Gormley]] teaches us all about the powerstance.
:A very extreme video
*[[Nancy Pelosi]] does a [[rickroll]].
 
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] gets [[B&|impeached and removed]] from being the governor of [[Illinois]].
*[[Nancy Pelosi]] does a [[rickroll]]
*The ''Dangerous Pictures Act'' comes into force on the 26th of this month; bricks are shat by many Britfags.
:Good night, sweet meme.
 
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] gets [[B&|impeached and removed]] from being governor of [[Illinois]]
:Lol 114-1 vote
 
* The Dangerous Pictures Act comes into force on the 26th of this month, bricks are shat by many Britfags
:Especially those with [[Goatse]] as their Windows backdrop.


===February===
===February===
[[Image:Dusty stencil.png|thumb|Nevar Fucking Forget]]
[[Image:Dusty stencil.png|thumb|Nevar Fucking Forget]]


*[[Dan144x]]
*[[Dan144x]] becomes known.
:Cross-dressing, animal torturing, mentally unbalanced, rageaholic faggot who will never forget your slander and will have his/her revenge.  
*ED is upgraded from Web 1.0 to Web 2.5. The entire site was-read only for about 1 day.
 
*[[God Hates Fags]] is banned from the U.K.
*ED:Upgrade 2009
*[[Kenny Glenn]] is doxed and arrested for abusing a cat.
:[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] was read only for '''24ish hours''' as we went from web 1.0 to 2.5. [[ED is slow]] is now old meme.
*[[Octomom]] is born; a website that begs for money.
 
*[[Superbowl XXX]] occured. A Comcast employee decided that the game could use an "additive" to spice it up. [[cock|Can you guess what it was?]]
*[[God Hates Fags]] banned from the U.K.
*[[Tabula Rasa]] is shut down.
:[[Brits]] rejoice with plentiful amounts of [[sodomy]].
*[[Travis the Killer Chimp]] becomes known.
 
*[[Vince Offer]] beats up a hooker in Miami for trying to bite his tongue out.
*[[Kenny Glenn]] /b/ actually has a heart.
*[[Xzibit]] throws a tantrum on [[Twitter]].
:When it came to 4chan's attention that some loser [[dipshit]] was abusing a cat, it took the internet superheroes less than 24 hours for to identify, locate and dispatch the [[Party Van]].
 
*[[Octomom]] makes a website begging for moeny.
:Oh, and we found out that she was unemployed, uneducated, and wanted to look like Angelina Jolie.
 
*[[Superbowl XXX]]
:February started with a bang of lulz when a Comcast employee in the Phoenix area decided the game needed to be livened up a bit, with [[cock]].
 
*[[Tabula Rasa]] shuts down
:Gamerfags given the chance to go outside; too bad they all just played some other mmo.
 
*[[Travis the Killer Chimp]]
:What have we learned here? Chimps are not people too. They are psychopathic killing machines that will eat your face if you change your hairstyle.
 
*[[Vince Offer]] beats up a hooker.
:You'll be saying lol every time.
 
*[[Xzibit]] gets sick of being a meme
:Throws a fit on twitter.


===March===
===March===
[[Image:Xzibit vs faggy blogger.jpg|thumb|[[Sup dawg]] we heard you like to whine like a bitch. ]]
[[Image:Xzibit vs faggy blogger.jpg|thumb|[[Sup dawg]] we heard you like to whine like a bitch. ]]


*[[Brittany Holechko]] cries on skype over some bullshit
*[[Brittany Holechko]] becomes known after crying on [[Skype]].
:PRETTY TOUGH FOR SOMEONE NAMED INTERNET HATE MACHINE
*[[Egg Girl]], /b/'s newest camwhore, becomes known. [[IAD|She posts eggs instead of her tits]].
 
*[[Get On IRC Fgt]] meme is born; ED opens up the "kiddie pool" on the [[ED IRC]] server.
*[[Egg Girl]]
*[[Girugamesh]] is born.
:/b/'s newest camwhore. Instead of posting tits, this one posts eggs.
 
*[[Get On IRC Fgt]]
:Encyclopedia Dramatica, in a moment of insanity, re-opened the "kiddie pool" on the IRC server...lulz ensued.
 
*[[Girugamesh]]
:A terribly embarrassing commercial for an anime convention turns into annoying internet sensation.
 
*[[Jade Goody]] dies.
*[[Jade Goody]] dies.
:Her most notable act.
*[[John Katehis]] becomes known.
 
*[[Josef Fritzl]] is sentenced to life in prison.
*[[John Katehis]]
*[[Louise Ogborn]] becomes known after a security-cam video of her sucking cock in [[McDonalds]] surfaces on [[4chan]].
:Eat your heart out, [[Chris Hansen]]; this guy not only hunts pedophiles, he does something about it.
*[[Michael McLendon]] does a [[Redneck]] Rampage.
 
*[[PIFTS.EXE]] becomes known; many [[Norton]] product users have been discovering a file called <code>Norton_PIFTS 3-9-{{PAGENAME}} 19h29m27s.txt</code> sitting in their computer's <code>C:\temp</code> folder.
*[[Josef Fritzl]] sentenced to life in prison.
*[[Sirtom93]] attempts to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|set his school up in flames]], only to get on the [[party van]].
:Men's prison. Not little girl's prison.
*[[Tim Kretschmer]] rage quits on life and goes for the high score.
 
*[[Space Bat]] becomes known.
*[[Louise Ogborn]]
*[[Watchmen]] is released. [[
:'''2004:''' A girl gets tricked into stripping nude and giving an old guy a BJ in a McDonald's back room, caught on security camera.  The man is eventually arrested and sued for the event.  '''2009:''' Uncensored video footage of said event leaks on to 4chan. The internet collectively orgasms.
 
*[[PIFTS.EXE]]
:Many [[Norton]] product users have been discovering a file called ''Norton_PIFTS 3-9-2009 19h29m27s.txt'' sitting in their computer's C:\temp folder.
 
*[[Space Bat]]
:A bat hitches a ride on the Discovery, quits irl.
 
*[[Tyler Juett]]
:I'm starting to accept my babby did do some bad things, I am very sorry for his actions, it wasn't the first time he did this.
 
*''[[Watchmen]]'' released
:[[300]] pt. 2 in internet popularity.


===April===
===April===
[[Image:Tony_murder_youtube_wut.jpg|thumb|[[Tony48219]] becomes the first YouTube an hero]]
[[Image:Tony_murder_youtube_wut.jpg|thumb|[[Tony48219]] becomes the first YouTube an hero]]


*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]] becomes known.
:He is here to preach the word of [[God]], promote the music of [[My Chemical Romance]], and let [[you]] know that '''[[lie|HE IS NOT GAY]]!!!11!11!1'''
*[[The Binghamton Tet Offensive]] is launched, becoming the deadliest mega sneezing in New York history.
 
*[[Columbine]]'s 10th anniversary.
*[[Columbine]]'s 10th anniversary
*[[Dick Neck]] becomes known.
:Nevar forget.
*[[Pig Flu]] becomes known. Like [[AIDS]], the Pig Flu was probably invented by the [[CIA|Jewish Secret Service]] to scare you.
 
*[[The Hipster Grifter]] becomes known.
*[[Dick Neck]] does newgrounds
*[[The R Word]] is a thing these days. Both online and [[IRL]].
:Has a fellatable neck.
*[[This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle is expiring]] becomes known; /b/ decides to wage war against those annoying telemarketers.
 
*[[Tony48219]] ({{yt|cu|Tony48219|Tony48219}}) kills fellow YouTuber {{yt|cu|AsiaMcGowan|AsiaMcGowan}} after an e-argument.
*[[Pig Flu]]
:HOLY SHIT EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!!!1
 
*[[The Hipster Grifter]]
:Do you like beards? Do you want to throw your [[cock|hot dog]] down a [[pussy|hallway]]? Of course you do. Just make sure you have plenty of cash.
 
*[[The R Word]]
:[[some argue|Apparently]], retards have feelings, and every time you use the word "[[retard]]", you make them feel sad inside and... well... retarded.
 
*[[This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle is expiring]]
:Proving, once again, the absolute power of [[B|/b/]] when they have their panties in a knot, someone finally decided to wage war against annoying telemarketers.
 
*[[Tony48219]] on YouTube {{youtube2|Tony48219|Tony48219}} killed fellow YouTuber {{youtube2|AsiaMcGowan|AsiaMcGowan}} after an epic, biblical-like, online [[flame war]].
:Possible winner of the [[Golden iPod]] award.
 
*[[Tubcat]] dies.
*[[Tubcat]] dies.
:RIP internet's first namecat.
*[[Zalgo]] i̦̼̻ͣͥ̕s̤͚̺̻̻̮̭̆ ͤ̂҉͚̭̪̘̣͍̙c̴͙̃̐ͣͨ̈́ô͍͈̜̣̺̎̃͌́ͅͅm͈̭͔̦̮̩͇̓̒̅̒̽͞iͦ̀n̲͈̝̹̺͕ͮğͯ͂ͫ ̫̭ͩ͠t̲̻̳̗͑o͆͑͌̿̔ ͟r͍̦͎̳͇͈̱̆̔ͦ̊ͭ͗̌u̼͒ͫ́̾̐ͨ͠i̥̩͙̖ͣͫ̂̄͛͌͘ṉ̬̀̌ͤͥ̓̍̑͜ ̥̥̠̦͇̹ͨ͛ͨ͗y͕̝̫͓̭͈͒ͨ̅͛̔ͅo̱̝̟̼̺̻ͨͨ͗̌͝u̙̜ͬͪr͙̗̪̟͔̞̭͒ ͇͕̬̝̃̓͒̏̽͘ͅͅt̨̹̟͍̫e̫̲̯̒ẍ̪͖̑́̓̏t̺̹ͪͯ̉ͮ̎s͌ͬ̓̃ ̟ͯͨ̃̀ͬ̚̚̕a̟̞͚̮̻ͮ̿́̋̅̂̚͢n͉̈́d͎͉́̇ͯ̊ͣ͗ ̡̝̘̯͙͚͍̔͊̈̍ͨb̹̱͈̦͓̲͒ͩͤ̆ͭͯ̆l̔a̅ͣ͝cͣ̄ͭk̠̞ę̝̖̫̦̗͛́͂̉ṋ̥̓̀ ̗̱͎͕̉̅̂̀ͩ͒ͫu͙͖̱͚ͥ̉̓̓́́p̠̖̜̺̳͓̄ ̗͈̩̪̲͂̽͌͐͒͜y͚ͫͨ͗ͤo͚̜uͨ҉̻͉̫͉̬͚̯r̭̩̫͉̘ͪ̈́̃̀̋̈́́̚ ͮͤ͌̿ͬ̊̕p͈̥̰̖͒̍̊̉i̷̐̍͊̈̀̾́c̢͉̣͈͎̤s̳̤̱̲̜͍̍ͮͥ̚͡.̴͎̻͎̮͔́
 
* ED is mentioned in a leaked government document ''"{{PAGENAME}} Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment''" [http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/04/10/1320211 (on Slashdot)].
*[[Zalgo]]
:Z͉̙̊͠A͇͈̳̹̤͊̅̐ͤ̎͋̚͘L͂̀̚G̺͎̮̟̽̒͗ͫ̿̌O̪͔͇̜̩͎̪͗ͥ̓́̀ͥ ̦̲̫̘̊̒̿̃i̦̼̻ͣͥ̕s̤͚̺̻̻̮̭̆ ͤ̂҉͚̭̪̘̣͍̙c̴͙̃̐ͣͨ̈́ô͍͈̜̣̺̎̃͌́ͅͅm͈̭͔̦̮̩͇̓̒̅̒̽͞iͦ̀n̲͈̝̹̺͕ͮğͯ͂ͫ ̫̭ͩ͠t̲̻̳̗͑o͆͑͌̿̔ ͟r͍̦͎̳͇͈̱̆̔ͦ̊ͭ͗̌u̼͒ͫ́̾̐ͨ͠i̥̩͙̖ͣͫ̂̄͛͌͘ṉ̬̀̌ͤͥ̓̍̑͜ ̥̥̠̦͇̹ͨ͛ͨ͗y͕̝̫͓̭͈͒ͨ̅͛̔ͅo̱̝̟̼̺̻ͨͨ͗̌͝u̙̜ͬͪr͙̗̪̟͔̞̭͒ ͇͕̬̝̃̓͒̏̽͘ͅͅt̨̹̟͍̫e̫̲̯̒ẍ̪͖̑́̓̏t̺̹ͪͯ̉ͮ̎s͌ͬ̓̃ ̟ͯͨ̃̀ͬ̚̚̕a̟̞͚̮̻ͮ̿́̋̅̂̚͢n͉̈́d͎͉́̇ͯ̊ͣ͗ ̡̝̘̯͙͚͍̔͊̈̍ͨb̹̱͈̦͓̲͒ͩͤ̆ͭͯ̆l̔a̅ͣ͝cͣ̄ͭk̠̞ę̝̖̫̦̗͛́͂̉ṋ̥̓̀ ̗̱͎͕̉̅̂̀ͩ͒ͫu͙͖̱͚ͥ̉̓̓́́p̠̖̜̺̳͓̄ ̗͈̩̪̲͂̽͌͐͒͜y͚ͫͨ͗ͤo͚̜uͨ҉̻͉̫͉̬͚̯r̭̩̫͉̘ͪ̈́̃̀̋̈́́̚ ͮͤ͌̿ͬ̊̕p͈̥̰̖͒̍̊̉i̷̐̍͊̈̀̾́c̢͉̣͈͎̤s̳̤̱̲̜͍̍ͮͥ̚͡.̴͎̻͎̮͔́
 
* ED is mentioned in a leaked government document ''"2009 Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment''" [http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/04/10/1320211 (on Slashdot)]


===May===
===May===
[[Image:CreepyChan3.jpg|thumb|Oh god put that away]]
[[Image:CreepyChan3.jpg|thumb|Oh god put that away]]


*[[Creepy Chan]] likes period blood
*[[Creepy Chan]] gains notoriety.
:And getting second on a top rated reality show
*[[Dreamwidth]] is born.
 
*[[Mattmurderface]] attempts to [[taking down ED|take down ED]].
*[[Dreamwidth]] comes,
*[[Operation YouTube]] is executed; several porn videos (tagged MarbleCake, Jonas Brothers, Hannah [[Montana]], etc.) are uploaded to YouTube. Lulz ensue.
:goes
*[[The Dan Lirette Story]] is uncovered.
 
*Cracked article cites and quotes multiple ED articles as part of a review of of five wikis other than [[TOW]]. [http://www.cracked.com/article_17341_5-terrifying-bastardizations-wikipedia-model.html link]
*[[FreeRealms]] hits 1 million
:Casualfags win
 
*[[Mattmurderface]] is gonna take down ED.
:And If you EVER criticize anything on his profile, he will throw a [[Rage|shit fit]] and threaten to [[kill]] and [[Necrophilia|rape]] you.
 
*[[Operation Youtube|Operation YouTube]]
:A mass upload of porn onto YouTube with tags such as MarbleCake, Jonas Brothers, and Hannah Montana. YouTube admins got really pissed off, lulz were had on a scale that [[over 9000|surpassed 9,000]], and Rules 1 and 2 were broken on several occasions by trolls and newfags, [[12 years old|several of which were interviewed by the BBC]].
 
*[[The Dan Lirette Story]]!
:The [[goons]] at [[Something Awful]] uncover a story rife with deceit, hypocrisy, and illicit affairs: that of [[Myah Walker]], [[Dan Lirette]], and their braindead lovechild.
 
* ''Cracked'' article cites and quotes multiple ED articles as part of a review of of five wikis other than [[TOW]]. [http://www.cracked.com/article_17341_5-terrifying-bastardizations-wikipedia-model.html link]
:Lol, [[Metapedia]]


===June===
===June===
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[[Image:Lolmj.png|thumb|Now he can reenact ''Thriller''!|150px]]
[[Image:Lolmj.png|thumb|Now he can reenact ''Thriller''!|150px]]


*[[1guy1jar]] interview.
*[[1guy1jar]] interview occurs.
:Kazantzakis with an excellent piece of eJournalism
*[[Beccah Beushausen]] fakes pregnancy and gets [[money]].
 
*[[Brad McQuaid]] resurfaces on the Internets.
*[[Beccah Beushausen]] fakes a pregnancy, gets money.
*[[Cheyenne Cherry]] kills her friend's cat and gets ruined by [[Anonymous]].
:Like [[City-glitter]] 2.0, but this time trolling Fundies instead of Animal Rights fags.
*[[DracoGuard]] pisses off a bunch of people [[OTI]] and is exposed as a dog fucker.
 
*[[Drp1zza]] becomes known; later surfaces on EDF.
*[[Brad McQuaid]] resurfaces  
*[[Left 4 Dead 2]] is boycotted.
:back after the whole ''[[Vanguard]]'' drama-fest.
*[[Michael Jackson]], Farrah Fawcett, and [[BILLY MAYS]] all die
 
*[[TsimFuckis]] becomes known.
*[[Cheyenne Cherry]] kills her friend's cat
*[[WhatPort80]] is created.
:Gets ruined by anonymous
 
*[[DracoGuard]] pisses off a bunch of people
:gets exposed as a dogfucker.
 
*[[Drp1zza]] is a retard
:But he would later pop up on EDF and claim he learned better.
 
*[[Left 4 Dead 2]] boycotted
:2009 showing a trend of gamers becoming more and more annoying
 
*[[Michael Jackson]], [[MILF|Farrah Fawcett]], and [[BILLY MAYS]] die
:The grim reaper showed up and he's pissed.
 
*[[Trent Reznor]] taking the internet too seriously
:But The Perfect Drug was fucking awesome dude.
 
*[[TsimFuckis]] discovered on YouTube
:Haters gonna hate
 
*[[WhatPort80]] created
:Now [[NORP|your irl friends]] can learn about ED stuff without being grossed out.


===July===
===July===
[[Image:Bob rehahn cthulu.PNG|thumb|It's just a fun thing, really]]
[[Image:Bob rehahn cthulu.PNG|thumb|It's just a fun thing, really.]]
*[[A Clockwork Orange]] fucks with 4chan
:Baww


*[[A Clockwork Orange]] fucks with 4chan.
*[[AT&T Blocks 4chan]]
*[[AT&T Blocks 4chan]]
:Millions had to use normal porn sites.
*[[Bug Chasing]] becomes known.
 
*[[Crimson-Silvrblood]] sues the Internet.
*[[Bob Rehahn]] discovered, deletes evereything
*[[Hypercube]] becomes known.
:Looks forward to talking about shits
*Ricdic swindles the shit out of [[EVE Online]].
 
*[[The Real Chris Chan]] emerges yet again...
*[[Bug Chasing]]
:wtf?
 
*[[Crimson-Silvrblood]] sues the internet
:Another success story!
 
*[[Hypercube]] fallout
:Botched contest makes for one of the best pages on ED.
 
*Ricdic swindles the shit out of [[EVE Online]]
:Thousands of nerds cry
 
*[[The Real Chris Chan]] emerges
:I AM NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING


===August===
===August===
[[Image:Rootbrian ugly fucker .jpg|thumb|Oh wow]]
<!--[[Image:Rootbrian ugly fucker.jpg|thumb|Oh wow.]]-->
*[[Creepy Phil]] is creepy.
:[[Fritzl]] 2.0


*[[ED Forums]] created.
*[[Creepy Phil]] gains notoriety.
:Be afraid.
*[[EDF1]] is created.
 
*[[Liskula Cohen]] becomes known.
*[[Liskula Cohen]] is a giant skank.
*[[Rootbrian]] becomes known.
:Like, holy shit.
*Ted Kennedy dies from [[brain]] [[cancer]].
 
*[[Rootbrian]] needs a dentist
:Hates cyberbullying
 
*Ted Kennedy dies from [[brain]] cancer
:thus continuing the family tradition of HNNNNNNGGGGG.


===September===
===September===
[[Image:Crusadercatfursuit.jpg|thumb|He loves bowlcuts so much even his fursuit has a bowlcut.]]
[[Image:Crusadercatfursuit.jpg|thumb|He loves bowlcuts so much even his fursuit has a bowlcut.]]


*''[[Aion]]'' released.
*[[Aion]] is released.
:Too bad it's a boring grindfest, also released with [[Shit nobody cares about|''Fallen Earth'' and ''Champions Online'']].
*[[Camille Marino]] kills her cat with a melon.
 
*[[Camille Marino]] kills her cat with melon
:Decides ED is the number one obstacle on the path to animal rights.
 
*[[Casual Friday]] invented on the EDF.
*[[Casual Friday]] invented on the EDF.
:Becomes top selling shirt in the lollershop, only really long lasting meme on EDF to date.
*[[Crusadercat]] fucked his cat.
*[[Crusadercat]] fucked his cat.
:HAHAHA
*[[Imma Let You Finish]] meme is born.
 
*[[Operation Fatfuck]] occurs.
*[[Imma Let You Finish]]
:Yo 2009, I'm real happy for you, but 2007 had some of the best lolcows of all time. OF ALL TIME!
 
*[[Operation Fatfuck]] commences
:Bobby Hill lol
 
*Patrick Swayze also HNNNNNNGGGGGs from cancer.
:I love 2009
 
*[[Tammi Reynolds]] attempts to get ED shut down.
*[[Tammi Reynolds]] attempts to get ED shut down.
:Got a free ice cream cone as 1000th customer.
*[[Zaiger]] kicked off the site.
*[[Zaiger]] kicked off the site.
:"Extreme faggotry is not allowed on ED, unless I approve of it of course. And by the way, sysops can't be banned ^__^ "


===October===
===October===
[[Image:Balloon Boy Hoax - 14.jpg|thumb|HAHAHA]]
[[Image:Balloon Boy Hoax - 14.jpg|thumb|HAHAHA]]
[[Image:Evony-4.jpg|thumb|Can you source this claim?]]
*[[Alexander Stern]]
:Blind ''[[EverQuest II]]'' player can't see game, sues [[SOE]]
*[[Alyssa Bustamante]] murders neighbor
:Responds with "I did it for the lulz" as a motive


*[[Balloon Boy]]
*[[Alexander Stern]] becomes known.
:Half of America stops and stares at a silver [[Balloon boy|balloon]] as they get fuckin' owned by a 6 year old troll
*[[Alyssa Bustamante]] murders her neighbor, claims she did it [[for the lulz]].
 
*[[Balloon Boy]] becomes known.
*[[Brandon Hilton]]'s manager doesn't care to be called a faggot.
*[[Brandon Hilton]]'s manager quits his job as a manager after Hilton calls him a faggot.
:DMCAing parody images. [[Cool story bro|Nice perjury dude]].
*[[Evony]] becomes known.
 
*[[MyIDIsPhat]] gets [[v&]].
*[[Dips Tobacco Redneck]] thinks Obama should be impeached
*[[Obama]] wins the Most useless Nobel Peace Prize for no fucking reason.
:Oh god, Conservatives are learning how to use youtube.
*[[Pollfest]] occurs.
 
*[[Rifqa Bary]] runs away to [[Florida]] to escape her [[Muslim]] dad.
*''[[Evony]]'', plagiarism now My Lord
*[[Roman Polanski]] gets v& for being a pedo.
:[[Faggot Bruce|Bruce Everiss]] sued in a country he's never been to.
*[[TrollsOfTerror]] becomes known.
 
*The faggots at [[Microsoft]] shit out another operating system, [[Windows|Windows 7]], to try to gain back trust from their users who suffered with [[Bullshit|Windows Vista]].
*[[MyIDIsPhat]] jailed
:It's weird how often pedos with articles on ED get jailed, isn't it?
 
*[[Obama]] wins the Most useless Nobel Peace Prize for no fucking reason.  
:At least [[Al Gore]] had a god damn PowerPoint.
 
*[[Pollfest]] begins
:Quest to find the greatest article in the history of ED.
 
*[[Rifqa Bary]] runs off to florida to escape the evil clutches of her Muslim dad
:she's imagining everything
 
*[[Roman Polanski]] gets v& for being a pedofag
:But he's '''such''' a good director!!
 
*[[TrollsOfTerror]]
:You'd hate God too if you looked like this


===November===
===November===
[[Image:Ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|oic]]
[[Image:Ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|oic]]
[[Image:Desuchanlolv.jpg|thumb|Chans getting vanned for CP is always funny]]
[[Image:Aeralik_IRL.jpg|thumb|BAI AERALIK!]]
*[[Ae-tan]] created
:WEEB!
*[[Aeralik]] quits [[SOE]].
:Leaked to [[EQ2Flames]] - and a year's worth of his [[shit|work]] [[GTFO|shitcanned]] by other devs!
*[[Ashley Towns]] makes iphone virus
:NUH-UH! ONLY PC'S GET VIRII
*[[Deleriumschild]] uses the Bill Clinton defense
:It's not prostituting if it's just oral!
*[[Desuchan]] v&
:The ghost of [[12chan]] incurred again.
*[[Fort Hood]] massacre
:Arab massacres 13 soldiers. New high score on nightmare mode!
*[[LittleCloud]] [[FTM|is a guy now]].
:[[attention whore|I guess]]
*[[New York Yankees]] swindle another world series
:People care about baseball again, proving hate motivates.
*[[Superlisamcb]] discovered
:Omg niggies are the best thing ever.


*[[Teruchan]] featured
*[[Ae-tan]] is born.
:This man/woman/bunny is seriously fucked up.
*[[Aeralik]] quits [[SOE]] due to his work being shitcanned by other developers.
*[[Ashley Towns]] apparently makes an [[iPhone]] virus.
*[[Deleriumschild]] becomes known.
*[[Desuchan]] is shut down.
*[[Fort Hood]] massacre occurs.
*[[LittleCloud]] becomes a tranny; FtM.
*[[New York Yankees]] swindle another world series; people suddenly care about baseball again.
*[[Superlisamcb]] is discovered.
*[[Teruchan]] is featured on ED.


===December===
===December===
[[Image:Powerbook01.jpg|thumb|Powerbook, staying classy.]]
*[[ED]] turns [[ED5|5]].
:We made it five years? What!


*[[ED]] turns 5 years old.
*[[Amanda Knox]] gets sentenced to 26 years of lesbian prison sex on tape.
*[[Amanda Knox]] gets sentenced to 26 years of lesbian prison sex on tape.
:BEING A SLUT IS NOT A CRIME
*[[Chanology Contest]] occurs.
*[[Frosty the Snowman]] troll occurs.
*[[P-p-p-powerbook!]] wins pollfest.
*[[Dustin Michaels]] chokes to death on weed.
*[[Portia Allen]] becomes the new [[slut|queen]] of /b/.
*[[Tiger Woods]] cheats on his wife and loses his spunk in golf.
*[[Esachasa]] is crushed by [[BBWChan]] and burnt by [[EQ2Flames]].
*December 31, 2009 marks the end of the 2000s, good fucking riddance, now we move to [[2010]].


*[[Chanology Contest]] commences
==Gallery==
:Make fun of L Ron, get money.
<center>
 
    <gallery>
*[[Frosty the Snowman]]
        Image:Powerbook01.jpg|Powerbook, staying classy.
:CBS trolls millions
        Image:Aeralik_IRL.jpg
 
        Image:Desuchanlolv.jpg|Chans getting vanned for CP is always funny.
*[[P-p-p-powerbook!]] wins pollfest
        Image:Evony-4.jpg|Can you source this claim
:Suck it, CWC fanboys.
    </gallery>
 
</center>
*[[Dustin Michaels]] chokes to death on weed
:Surprisingly, it wasn't a cock.
 
*[[Portia Allen]] taken up as new queen of /b/
:HOT~
 
*Silvio Berlusconi
:Smack That
 
*[[Tiger Woods]] cheats on his wife
:After [[Bill Clinton]] did it, it became kinda [[old meme]]
 
*[[Esachasa]] crushed by [[BBWChan]] and burnt by [[EQ2Flames]]
:Eight months of animal abuse all wrapped up!
 
==See also==


==See Also==
* [[ED5]]
* [[ED5]]


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2009 in a nutshell.

2009 has been yet another banner year that has blessed us with some of the more notable internet happenings that you have come to expect from this wonderful medium that we choose to exploit and use. The usual gang of internet nerds, retards, and angry mobsters have outdone themselves once again and have made 2009 an unexpectedly grand year in lulz. Folks like crusader cat have offered us a chance to brighten our days with laughter, while memes such as Zalgo have given us a pause where we might reflect upon the fact that this internet thing is quite silly, and finally, the Dan Lirette story taught us that babies only die when you kick them in the head.

But that's not all—2009 showed us the softer side of the internet as well. Heartwarming tales such as Kenny Glenn, Cheyenne Cherry, Camille Marino, DracoGuard, and Esachasa displayed mankind's ever-open heart, sympathy, and his ability to show compassion for his fellow animals.

And that's not all! Encyclopedia Dramatica also showcased several misfortunes that senselessly deprived us of our beloved entertainers. Massive buttgrief and sorrow was expended upon the deaths of Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Patrick Swayze, and Ted Kennedy.

There have been some good irl trolls as well, the biggest being Tony48219, but let's not forget the most spectacular troll of all: the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica turned 5 this year despite all of its detractors, skeptics, haters, and doubters. During the festivities P-p-p-powerbook! won the contest for best article ever, upsetting Chris-chan. And on top of all of this internet hoopla, ED got its own forum, which would make it a tradition to destroy itself once a week.

Once again, the most important thing to know before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in the state of Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.


EDiots look back on 2009.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Events

January

The face that launched 1,000,000 shit brix.

February

Nevar Fucking Forget

March

Sup dawg we heard you like to whine like a bitch.

April

Tony48219 becomes the first YouTube an hero
  • Angry Homo Kid becomes known.
  • The Binghamton Tet Offensive is launched, becoming the deadliest mega sneezing in New York history.
  • Columbine's 10th anniversary.
  • Dick Neck becomes known.
  • Pig Flu becomes known. Like AIDS, the Pig Flu was probably invented by the Jewish Secret Service to scare you.
  • The Hipster Grifter becomes known.
  • The R Word is a thing these days. Both online and IRL.
  • This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle is expiring becomes known; /b/ decides to wage war against those annoying telemarketers.
  • Tony48219 ( Tony48219) kills fellow YouTuber AsiaMcGowan after an e-argument.
  • Tubcat dies.
  • Zalgo i̦̼̻ͣͥ̕s̤͚̺̻̻̮̭̆ ͤ̂҉͚̭̪̘̣͍̙c̴͙̃̐ͣͨ̈́ô͍͈̜̣̺̎̃͌́ͅͅm͈̭͔̦̮̩͇̓̒̅̒̽͞iͦ̀n̲͈̝̹̺͕ͮğͯ͂ͫ ̫̭ͩ͠t̲̻̳̗͑o͆͑͌̿̔ ͟r͍̦͎̳͇͈̱̆̔ͦ̊ͭ͗̌u̼͒ͫ́̾̐ͨ͠i̥̩͙̖ͣͫ̂̄͛͌͘ṉ̬̀̌ͤͥ̓̍̑͜ ̥̥̠̦͇̹ͨ͛ͨ͗y͕̝̫͓̭͈͒ͨ̅͛̔ͅo̱̝̟̼̺̻ͨͨ͗̌͝u̙̜ͬͪr͙̗̪̟͔̞̭͒ ͇͕̬̝̃̓͒̏̽͘ͅͅt̨̹̟͍̫e̫̲̯̒ẍ̪͖̑́̓̏t̺̹ͪͯ̉ͮ̎s͌ͬ̓̃ ̟ͯͨ̃̀ͬ̚̚̕a̟̞͚̮̻ͮ̿́̋̅̂̚͢n͉̈́d͎͉́̇ͯ̊ͣ͗ ̡̝̘̯͙͚͍̔͊̈̍ͨb̹̱͈̦͓̲͒ͩͤ̆ͭͯ̆l̔a̅ͣ͝cͣ̄ͭk̠̞ę̝̖̫̦̗͛́͂̉ṋ̥̓̀ ̗̱͎͕̉̅̂̀ͩ͒ͫu͙͖̱͚ͥ̉̓̓́́p̠̖̜̺̳͓̄ ̗͈̩̪̲͂̽͌͐͒͜y͚ͫͨ͗ͤo͚̜uͨ҉̻͉̫͉̬͚̯r̭̩̫͉̘ͪ̈́̃̀̋̈́́̚ ͮͤ͌̿ͬ̊̕p͈̥̰̖͒̍̊̉i̷̐̍͊̈̀̾́c̢͉̣͈͎̤s̳̤̱̲̜͍̍ͮͥ̚͡.̴͎̻͎̮͔́
  • ED is mentioned in a leaked government document "2009 Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment" (on Slashdot).

May

Oh god put that away

June

No, no it's not
Now he can reenact Thriller!

July

It's just a fun thing, really.

August

September

He loves bowlcuts so much even his fursuit has a bowlcut.

October

HAHAHA

November

oic

December

  • Powerbook, staying classy.
    Powerbook, staying classy.
  • Chans getting vanned for CP is always funny.
    Chans getting vanned for CP is always funny.
  • Can you source this claim
    Can you source this claim

See Also
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