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{{quote|'''“Surely that odor will disappear once the meat is heated up,” I thought. When I put the slices of sausage in the pan, the odor of shit got so strong, I had to open a window and let in the glacial night air. “Surely the odor will cook out after a few minutes,” I thought. The odor got stronger and stronger and took on an acrid overtone. It didn’t just smell of pigshit anymore, it smelled of pigshit and overcooked liver and blood sausage and dirt.'''|[http://luisinparis.blogspot.co.uk/2008/11/andouillette-vs-andouille-never-again.html "Never again"]}}
{{quote|'''“Surely that odor will disappear once the meat is heated up,” I thought. When I put the slices of sausage in the pan, the odor of shit got so strong, I had to open a window and let in the glacial night air. “Surely the odor will cook out after a few minutes,” I thought. The odor got stronger and stronger and took on an acrid overtone. It didn’t just smell of pigshit anymore, it smelled of pigshit and overcooked liver and blood sausage and dirt.'''|[http://luisinparis.blogspot.co.uk/2008/11/andouillette-vs-andouille-never-again.html "Never again"]}}


{{quote|'''Long story short: A plate of "Andouilllette AAAAA" plopped in front of me and I cut into the sausage casing. What happened next should never happen to anyone, ever: the sausage innards literally flopped out! And they were not normal sausage innards, either: they looked more like a rubbery seafood substance, not finely chopped meat normally found in sausage. No, my friend, this was not striated muscle tissue. This was smooth muscle. Parts of an animal that this city girl could definitely not identify by appearance, much less by taste.'''|[http://fish-outta-water.blogspot.co.uk/2008/03/andouillette-aaaaa-not-party-pleaser.html "Not a party pleaser"]}}
{{quote|'''Long story short: A plate of "Andouilllette AAAAA" plopped in front of me and I cut into the sausage casing. What happened next should never happen to anyone, ever: the sausage innards literally flopped out! And they were not normal sausage innards, either: they looked more like a rubbery seafood substance, not finely chopped meat normally found in sausage.'''|[http://fish-outta-water.blogspot.co.uk/2008/03/andouillette-aaaaa-not-party-pleaser.html "Not a party pleaser"]}}


{{quote|'''This sausage was big and ungainly and looked rather like the penis of a mid-sized farm animal. Its presentation was somewhat artless: smacked on a plate with some plainish potatoes on it, a large crock of mustard on the side. When I cut into the beast, the tightly coiled intestinal matter within sprang forward, sort of like one of those slinky-snake-in-a-can numbers, only without the delight.'''|[https://forums.egullet.org/topic/45526-andouillette-topic/ (hoping for repeated deliciousness)]}}  
{{quote|'''I still remember the taste to this day [...] I am usually very open to trying new things, but this goes beyond gross.'''|[https://forums.egullet.org/topic/45526-andouillette-topic/ "How bad could it be?"]}}  


{{quote|'''[My dining companion] was far manlier than me, managing more than half the fare. Perhaps he really did think it might grow on him. Poor chap, I think he regretted it when he later burped and the taste repeated on him. I tried to be helpful by offering gum, but I think it took two brushes of both his teeth and tongue to be rid of the taste.'''|[http://agirlhastoeat.com/le-bristroquet-andouillette-restaurant-review/ "Hard to stomach"]}}
{{quote|'''[My dining companion] was far manlier than me, managing more than half the fare. Perhaps he really did think it might grow on him. Poor chap, I think he regretted it when he later burped and the taste repeated on him. I tried to be helpful by offering gum, but I think it took two brushes of both his teeth and tongue to be rid of the taste.'''|[http://agirlhastoeat.com/le-bristroquet-andouillette-restaurant-review/ "Hard to stomach"]}}
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==See also==
==See also==


* [[Shit]]
* [[Shit|Merde]]
* [[France]]
* [[France|La France]]
* [[DO NOT WANT]]
* [[DO NOT WANT|NE VEUT PAS]]
* [[Funnelgirl|La fille avec l'entonnoir]]
* [[Funnelgirl|La fille avec l'entonnoir]]
* [[2 girls 1 cup|Deux filles, une tasse]]
* [[2 girls 1 cup|Deux filles, une tasse]]
* [[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears]] - the same effect, but in reverse
* [[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears|Ours Gommeux d'Haribo®, Sans Sucre]] - the same effect, but in reverse


==Order online==
==Order online==
It is [[Delicious cake|delicious poo;]] you must eat it.


* [http://www.yourgourmetfoodstore.com/details.cfm?prodID=499 "Product is only handmade in small batches the artisan and traditional way using the finest ingredients."]
* [http://www.yourgourmetfoodstore.com/details.cfm?prodID=499 "Product is only handmade in small batches the artisan and traditional way using the finest ingredients."]
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[[Category: Food and Drink]]
[[Category: Food and Drink]]
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[[Category: Abnormal Psych]]
[[Category: Abnormal Psych]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category: Disease]]
[[Category: Disease]]
[[Category: IRL Shit]]
[[Category: IRL Shit]]
[[Category: Suicide]]
[[Category: Suicide]]
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