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[[File:Mpreg birth.jpg|thumb|300px|The end result of Mpreg.]]
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One day, [[fanfic|fanfiction]] writers everywhere wondered "How can we make [[slash|slash fic]] even [[MOAR]] messed up?" Thus came the birth of Mpreg, which means [[pregnant]] [[man|male]] and was most likely inspired by the film ''Junior'', starring [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] and [http://www.myspace.com/dannydevito a midget].
One day, [[fanfic|fanfiction]] writers everywhere wondered "How can we make [[slash|slash fic]] even [[MOAR]] messed up?" Thus came the birth of Mpreg, which means [[pregnant]] [[man|male]] and was most likely inspired by the film ''Junior'', starring [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] and [http://www.myspace.com/dannydevito a midget].
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Fuckin' creepy.
Fuckin' creepy.
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===How to make an Mpreg story===
===How to make an Mpreg story===
[[Image:MPREG SoraxRikusmall.JPG|thumb|fap fap fap]]
[[Image:MPREG SoraxRikusmall.JPG|thumb|fap fap fap]]


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#???
#???
#Profit!
#Profit!
 
[[File:Puke factor.jpg|200px|left|Nickolaus Pacione's classmate, '''"Ha! I wish.  C-section rates would be at a all time high.  Huh this would be a butt baby??🤔" Can't get more lulzy than that.'''  His classmate works in a hospital, so the joke becomes more cringe worthy.]]
The most well-beloved MPreg fanfic is Harry Potter fandom's [http://mpreg.brain-insane.com/harpot/subjugation1-8.html "Subjugation,"] where Snape's personality is switched with that of your typical [[animu]] uke stereotype and he gets [[butthurt]] from being raped [[Over 9000|over nine thousand times]]. Seriously, you tell me anyone that wrote twenty-five chapters of this shit isn't batshit crazy.
The most well-beloved MPreg fanfic is Harry Potter fandom's [http://mpreg.brain-insane.com/harpot/subjugation1-8.html "Subjugation,"] where Snape's personality is switched with that of your typical [[animu]] uke stereotype and he gets [[butthurt]] from being raped [[Over 9000|over nine thousand times]]. Seriously, you tell me anyone that wrote twenty-five chapters of this shit isn't batshit crazy.


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Yet this is the average intelligence of any fucktard that reads/writes mpreg.
Yet this is the average intelligence of any fucktard that reads/writes mpreg.


===A Lulzier Review:===
=== A Lulzier Review ===


Kill these people with [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|fire]].
Kill these people with [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|fire]].


{{quote|This has been one of the most [[sickfuck|complicated]] fics I have ever read. I love reading Code Geass fics because they spin my [[vagina|mind]], but this one, well. It makes me think-and when I mean think, I mean, [[masturbate|really imagine and piece it together]]. Your last question, [[weeaboo|Author-san]], about Lelouch being [[lolwut|perganant]] or Suzaku being [[batshit|'loony']] really had me [[no life|contemplating this story for a long time]]. I love how it's dark and morbid, yet filled with [[semen|closure]]. Sure there is [[buttsecks|doubt]], but nonetheless, the question-and answer-for me has become irrelevant. Thank you for this little [[pr0n|treasure]]. I appreciate it and I appreciate [[you]].|[https://www.fanfiction.net/r/5337515/ YouDontKnowMe]}}
{{quote|This has been one of the most [[sickfuck|complicated]] fics I have ever read. I love reading Code Geass fics because they spin my [[vagina|mind]], but this one, well. It makes me think-and when I mean think, I mean, [[masturbate|really imagine and piece it together]]. Your last question, [[weeaboo|Author-san]], about Lelouch being [[lolwut|perganant]] or Suzaku being [[batshit|'loony']] really had me [[no life|contemplating this story for a long time]]. I love how it's dark and morbid, yet filled with [[semen|closure]]. Sure there is [[buttsecks|doubt]], but nonetheless, the question-and answer-for me has become irrelevant. Thank you for this little [[pr0n|treasure]]. I appreciate it and I appreciate [[you]].|[https://www.fanfiction.net/r/5337515/ YouDontKnowMe]}}


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Image:onequestion,Zim.jpg|a typical Invader Zim slash [[fanart]]
Image:onequestion,Zim.jpg|a typical Invader Zim slash [[fanart]]
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Image:Snapesnogger-mpreg.png|[[snapesnogger]] strikes again!
Image:1238613353.xenopreddragon mpreg water broke-.jpg|Even the Predator is not safe!
Image:1238613353.xenopreddragon mpreg water broke-.jpg|Even the Predator is not safe!
Image:Cowcat-vegetampreg.jpg|[[Dragon Ball|Vegeta]] is preggers!
Image:Cowcat-vegetampreg.jpg|[[Dragon Ball|Vegeta]] is preggers!
Image:Saiyanbabydaddy.jpg|"I love you, Son Gokuo."
Image:Saiyanbabydaddy.jpg|"I love you, Son Gokuo."
Image:Pregnanthitler.jpg
Image:Pregnanthitler.jpg
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File:Overseer's Orders! by Shadman.jpg|"[[Dickgirl]]"
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== Male Pregnancy [[IRL]] ==


==Male Pregnancy [[IRL]]==
[[Image:pogo0024.jpg|thumb|left|mpreg is not pretty.]]
[[Image:pogo0024.jpg|thumb|left|mpreg is not pretty.]]
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"Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am."|[[O rly]]?}}
"Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am."|[[O rly]]?}}
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===How do Male Furries get Pregnant?===
===How do Male Furries get Pregnant?===
[[image:3dicks.gif|thumb|250px|left|Technically he/she/it/they could get pregnant three times. All at once.]]


Glad you asked, you [[sick fuck]]:
Glad you asked, you [[sick fuck]]:


<big><b>Facefucking</b></big>
<big><b>Facefucking</b></big>
 
[[image:3dicks.gif|thumb|250px|right|Technically [[hir|he/she/it/they]] could get pregnant three times. All at once.]]
Since furries love [[teh]] [[cock]], life-giving [[semen]] is usually guzzled down the throat. The [[cum]] then swims around the furry's stomach, implanting itself in the stomach. As the infant grows, the belly expands, giving the impression that the "male" furry is pregnant.
Since furries love [[teh]] [[cock]], life-giving [[semen]] is usually guzzled down the throat. The [[cum]] then swims around the furry's stomach, implanting itself in the stomach. As the infant grows, the belly expands, giving the impression that the "male" furry is pregnant.


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Since all [[Mpreg]] [[furfags]] are outrageously [[gay]], they all like to take it in the pooper. How else does the fetus get there? After [[fucking]] their partners shitless, a sperm plants itself into the colon (or in some cases, a special womb growing out of the colon), where the baby starts to grow. Since all furries like to see themselves as [[lies|sexy]], they draw themselves with large stomachs instead of the enormous asses they really have.
Since all [[Mpreg]] [[furfags]] are outrageously [[gay]], they all like to take it in the pooper. How else does the fetus get there? After [[fucking]] their partners shitless, a sperm plants itself into the colon (or in some cases, a special womb growing out of the colon), where the baby starts to grow. Since all furries like to see themselves as [[lies|sexy]], they draw themselves with large stomachs instead of the enormous asses they really have.


Getting pregnant in the ass explains why so many furries are [[gay]] - they have been dwelling in [[shit]]-filled holes since they were conceived. The desire to [[fuck]] other males in the ass is really the desire to return to the "womb", the safest place in the world. Until [[AIDS]] came along.
Getting pregnant in the ass explains why so many furries are [[gay]] - they have been dwelling in [[shit]]-filled holes since they were conceived. The desire to [[fuck]] other males in the ass is really the desire to return to the "womb", the safest place in the world at least until [[AIDS]] came along.


<big><b>Hermaphrodites</b></big>
<big><b>Hermaphrodites</b></big>
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The end result of Mpreg.

One day, fanfiction writers everywhere wondered "How can we make slash fic even MOAR messed up?" Thus came the birth of Mpreg, which means pregnant male and was most likely inspired by the film Junior, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and a midget.

Of course, if fantards weren't bad enough, Furries had to get into the act to turn this shit up to 11 and add their own Sick Fuck spin on things!

HOLY SHIT THEY KNOW ABOUT US!

Mpreg OL

Even Snapesnogger's in on the mpreg fun

Mpreg is extremely popular in the Harry Potter fandom, because being a wizard means you can totally get men knocked up. It is also popular in the Invader Zim fandom, because Zim wears a dress and probably has a vagina. DeviantART and y!Gallery are premiere Mpreg browsing grounds. More often than not, if you are an Mpreg enthusiast, you are also a fan of Snapesnogger or Kamatari-Fan.

Fuckin' creepy.

How to make an Mpreg story

fap fap fap
  1. Take your favorite slash pair.
  2. Have them fuck, one of them gets pregnant.
  3. Tell all your fellow middle aged female fanfic fans so they can masturbate.
  4. ???
  5. Profit!
Nickolaus Pacione's classmate, "Ha! I wish. C-section rates would be at a all time high. Huh this would be a butt baby??🤔" Can't get more lulzy than that. His classmate works in a hospital, so the joke becomes more cringe worthy.
Nickolaus Pacione's classmate, "Ha! I wish. C-section rates would be at a all time high. Huh this would be a butt baby??🤔" Can't get more lulzy than that. His classmate works in a hospital, so the joke becomes more cringe worthy.

The most well-beloved MPreg fanfic is Harry Potter fandom's "Subjugation," where Snape's personality is switched with that of your typical animu uke stereotype and he gets butthurt from being raped over nine thousand times. Seriously, you tell me anyone that wrote twenty-five chapters of this shit isn't batshit crazy.

Although, not nearly as insane as anyone attempting to read this TL;DR piece of crap.

Lulzy Example

   
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He looks at Lelouch's stomach. Perfectly flat. His hips are very narrow, too. It's unlikely that he'd be able to carry a child.
  		„
  		 

—from "Complex" by RobinRocks Go flame!

No fucking shit, Sherlock. The author of this shit Code Geass fanfiction totally ignores the fact that semen inside the ass of a male body can't carry fucking anything except AIDS. But, apparently it's the "very narrow hips" that can't carry a child.

Yet this is the average intelligence of any fucktard that reads/writes mpreg.

A Lulzier Review

Kill these people with fire.

   
“ 		 
This has been one of the most complicated fics I have ever read. I love reading Code Geass fics because they spin my mind, but this one, well. It makes me think-and when I mean think, I mean, really imagine and piece it together. Your last question, Author-san, about Lelouch being perganant or Suzaku being 'loony' really had me contemplating this story for a long time. I love how it's dark and morbid, yet filled with closure. Sure there is doubt, but nonetheless, the question-and answer-for me has become irrelevant. Thank you for this little treasure. I appreciate it and I appreciate you.
  		„
  		 

—YouDontKnowMe

The fangirls have spoken... About missing Pics
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  • Even the Predator is not safe!
    Even the Predator is not safe!
  • Vegeta is preggers!
    Vegeta is preggers!
  • "I love you, Son Gokuo."
    "I love you, Son Gokuo."
  • "Dickgirl"
    "Dickgirl"


Male Pregnancy IRL

mpreg is not pretty.
 
“ 		 

"Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am."
 

„
 

—O rly?

Why Jesus WWHYYY???

It's finally happened. The nightmare has finally come true. Thomas Beatie is the world's first 'pregnant man'.

This was originally though to be an April Fool's Day joke by Fox News. If only.

. . . How???

Thomas used to be a lesbian. We can tell by the neckbeard. It originally decided to become a man because Hawaii does not consider faggots to be equal to humans. However Thomas Beatie is not really a man because it does not have a cock. Before the operation it decided to keep its cunt, which is how it managed to get pregnant in the first place. Thomas is therefore not really a man - just an uglier, hairier, smellier version of the dyke it was before. So it is not only an affront to nature, but a goddamn liar too.

ED's own Rybo, knocked up.

Thomas' faggotry known no bounds. As a lesbian it refused to ride on teh cock - only after it became a 'man' did it look for life-giving semen in an attempt to simulate buttsecks, managing to get knocked-up in the process. The cum is from a donor who wishes to keep his identity a secret. No one blames him. But I'm male and pregnant.  :( Oh shit my water broke.

Do-it-yourself mpreg!

This is how to accomplish Mpreg IRL.

  1. Get a gigantic dildo.
  2. Grab a Sharpie and draw a smiley face on it.
  3. Shove it up a random dude's asshole.
  4. Wait nine months.
  5. Pull the gigantic dildo out of said dude's asshole.
  6. Wipe the shit and santorum off of it.
  7. A WINNAR IS YOU!!!!1111!!!!

Have fun, you sick fuck!

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Like everything else, Chris Chan even ruins Mpreg

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In Furry

furries are sick fucks who also get off on this. However, being furries, it's always over 9000 times worse. In the furry world, mpreg comes in three fruity flavors: Oviposition, regular mpreg and Sex change or TF mpreg.

Commonly mpreg is the product of fags wishing god would repeal the b& on breeding he so rightly made for them. In all reality, mpreg is the reason why god sent Raptor Jesus down to enforce the banhammer on any fags trying to breed anally. The fags BAWWWed, then drew shit like this to flip god the bird.


How do Male Furries get Pregnant?

Glad you asked, you sick fuck:

Facefucking

Technically he/she/it/they could get pregnant three times. All at once.

Since furries love teh cock, life-giving semen is usually guzzled down the throat. The cum then swims around the furry's stomach, implanting itself in the stomach. As the infant grows, the belly expands, giving the impression that the "male" furry is pregnant.

This scenario, however, is unlikely (but all of the shitty fetishes are, amirite?). The swelling is not caused by a developing cub. The belly expands because of the amount of cum the furfags have been guzzling down. You can hear it slosh as it moves.

In the Ass

Since all Mpreg furfags are outrageously gay, they all like to take it in the pooper. How else does the fetus get there? After fucking their partners shitless, a sperm plants itself into the colon (or in some cases, a special womb growing out of the colon), where the baby starts to grow. Since all furries like to see themselves as sexy, they draw themselves with large stomachs instead of the enormous asses they really have.

Getting pregnant in the ass explains why so many furries are gay - they have been dwelling in shit-filled holes since they were conceived. The desire to fuck other males in the ass is really the desire to return to the "womb", the safest place in the world at least until AIDS came along.

Hermaphrodites

Some furries are both male and female. Some manage to impregnate themselves. This is proof that even masturbation doesn't count as safe sex. Often the reason shemale furries manage to impregnate themselves is because nobody in the right mind would fuck them. Not even other furries. And that's saying something.

Of course, there are two kinds of hermaphrodites. There are the kind that have female bodies and both parts downstairs (pictured), and the kind that have male bodies and both parts downstairs, usually called male-herms. Perhaps because they have pussies, male-herms tend to be about 99.9% gay, which would explain their willingness to get knocked up at any and every possible opportunity.


The horror...

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Mental illness & Disorders

Acrotomophilia • Addiction • Agoraphobia • Alcoholism • Alexis Pilkington Syndrome • Alzheimer's • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Anxiety • ADD • ADHD • Asperger's Syndrome • Autism • Bimbofication • Bipolar • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasing • Bulimia • Cognitive dissonance • Deep thinker • Depression • Dick Impalement • Down's Syndrome • Dyslexia • Eating disorder • Factitious disorder • Fake Schizophrenia • Fauxlimia • Feminism • Gender dysphoria • Girl on the Internet Syndrome • Heterophobia • Hero Complex • HFA • Histrionic Personality Disorder • Hutchence's Syndrome • Hyperbolimia • Inadequacy • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberalism • Low Self-esteem • 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome • Multiple personality disorder • Napoleon Complex • Narcissistic personality disorder • Neurotypical • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Peter Pan Syndrome • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Retardation • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Self-diagnosis • Self Injury • Sexsomnia • Sickfuckery • Sociopathy • Social anxiety disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Terminological percipience disorder • Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome • Tulpa • Unrealistic expectations • Victim complex

Fetishes:

Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Autogynephilia • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Emetophilia • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushophilia • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphilia • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Voraphilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Zoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • ETD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • Scientology • Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top Secret • B/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning

[...and then there was a gay orgy.It was a dark and stormy night...]

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See also

But What Are Your Thoughts On Yaoi? ♥ Chekhov's Gun ♥ Fandom ♥ Fanfic lesbians ♥ Fantard ♥ No life ♥ Original character ♥ Original fiction ♥ Plagiarism ♥ Sherlock ♥ Plot bunny ♥ Self-insert ♥ Wapanese ♥ My Little Pony

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