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BrokenSpacebariswhenyourspacebarhassufferedseveralormorecasualtiesthatinvolvenumerous unfunctionablepropertiesamongyourspacebar.littledoyouknowtheveryevilnatureoftheBrokenSpaceBar.BrokenSpacebarcanstrikeatanywillingtimeandwillnotstopitsrelentlessblowstotheheadandneckreigon.IfyouareattackedbytheBrokenSpacebar,mostrecommendedactionswouldtocompletelydismemberyourentirekeyboardandshoveq-tipsinthereuntilitisslightlylessstuck.

DealingWithBrokenSpacebar

IfyouarehavingtroubledealingwiththeBrokenSpacebar,hereareafewsuggestionsonhowtoridofthisvirus.

1.getanobjecttochipthespacebaroffcompletely 2.smashthecomputerbecauseifthespacebarisbrokenitsmostlikelyshitty 3.buyabettercomputer 4.??? 5.profit

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-'''BrokenSpacebar'''iswhenyourspacebarhassufferedseveralormorecasualtiesthatinvolvenumerous                                                                                                                                 unfunctionablepropertiesamongyourspacebar.littledoyouknowtheveryevilnatureofthe[[BrokenSpaceBar]].BrokenSpacebarcanstrikeatanywillingtimeandwillnotstopitsrelentlessblowstotheheadandneckreigon.IfyouareattackedbytheBrokenSpacebar,mostrecommendedactionswouldtofixityou[[Fat|lazy]]fucknut.
+[[File:Brokenspacebar 3.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Appleproductsareespeciallypronetothebrokenspacebarvirus.]]
+'''BrokenSpacebar'''iswhenyourspacebarhassufferedseveralormorecasualtiesthatinvolvenumerous                                                                                                                                 unfunctionablepropertiesamongyourspacebar.littledoyouknowtheveryevilnatureoftheBrokenSpaceBar.BrokenSpacebarcanstrikeatanywillingtimeandwillnotstopitsrelentlessblowstotheheadandneckreigon.IfyouareattackedbytheBrokenSpacebar,mostrecommendedactionswouldtocompletelydismemberyourentirekeyboardandshoveq-tipsinthereuntilitisslightlylessstuck.
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 IfyouarehavingtroubledealingwiththeBrokenSpacebar,hereareafewsuggestionsonhowtoridofthisvirus.
-.fixit
+.getanobjecttochipthespacebaroffcompletely
-.cutoffkey,pissinkeyhole
+.smashthecomputerbecauseifthespacebarisbrokenitsmostlikely[[Mac|shitty]]
-.fixit
+.buyabettercomputer
 .???
+.profit
-thesesuggestionswheremadebyme,butimnotresponsibleifyourclumbsyassfallsintoawellorsomeshit
-soifyouhaveaidsandyouproceedtosuggestion2,donotblamemeifyourkeyboardgets[[AIDS]]
-== CopingWithTheBrokenSpaceBar ==
-IfyouarestuckwiththeBrokenSpacebarandyouhavenowayout,thenyoucantrytocopewiththespacebarandtryto[[Sex|GetbusyWithIt]]
-TryaskingtheBrokenSpacebaroutonadate,ifitdeclines,you'refucked
-TryrapingtheBrokenSpacebar,ifrapedhardenough,itwillweepintoahairy,wetsockandrunoutofyourhouse
+== Gallery ==
+<center><gallery widths="225">
+File:Brokenspacebar 1.jpg
+File:Brokenspacebar 2.jpg
+</gallery></center>
-== Outro ==
+==Seealso==
+*[[Altcaps|AltCaps]]
+*[[ALLCAPS]]
+*[[Cat on a keyboard in space|CatOnAKeyboardInSpace]]
+*[[Keyboard]]
+*[[Space]]
-Ihopeyou'veenjoyedthispresentationofthe
+== External links ==
-BrokenSpacebarvirus.Ihopeafteryoureadthisyoueithercommit[[an hero|Suicide]]oractuallydowhatthisarticalsays.
-Haveashittyday
-{{crap}}
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