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[[Image:ED{{PAGENAME}}.jpg|thumb|{{PAGENAME}} in a nutshell.]]
 
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' has been yet another banner year that has blessed us with some of the more notable internet happenings that you have come to expect from this wonderful medium that we choose to exploit and use.  The usual gang of internet nerds, retards, and angry mobsters have outdone themselves once again and have made {{PAGENAME}} an unexpectedly grand year in lulz. Folks like [[crusader cat]] have offered us a chance to brighten our days with laughter, while memes such as [[Zalgo]] have given us a pause where we might reflect upon the fact that this internet thing is quite silly, and finally, the [[Dan Lirette]] story taught us that babies only die when you kick them in the head.
 
But that's not all—{{PAGENAME}} showed us the softer side of the internet as well. [[animal abuse|Heartwarming tales]] such as [[Kenny Glenn]], [[Cheyenne Cherry]], [[Camille Marino]], [[DracoGuard]], and [[Esachasa]] displayed mankind's ever-open heart, sympathy, and his ability to show compassion for his fellow animals.
 
And that's not all! Encyclopedia Dramatica also showcased several misfortunes that senselessly deprived us of our beloved entertainers.  Massive buttgrief and sorrow was expended upon the deaths of [[snca|Farrah Fawcett]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Billy Mays]], [[snca|Patrick Swayze]], and [[liberal|Ted Kennedy]].
 
There have been some good irl trolls as well, the [[lol|biggest]] being [[Tony48219]], but let's not forget the most spectacular troll of all: the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica turned [[ED5|5]] this year despite all of its detractors, skeptics, haters, and doubters. During the festivities [[P-p-p-powerbook!]] won [[pollfest|the contest]] for best article ever, upsetting [[Chris-chan]]. And on top of all of this internet hoopla, ED got its own [http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php forum], which would [[Casual Friday|make it a tradition to destroy itself once a week]].
 
Once again, the most important thing to know before reading this article is that [[Fred Bauder]] cannot practice law in the state of Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.
 
<center><youtube>smkUIGQiZ3g</youtube><br>EDiots look back on {{PAGENAME}}.</center>
 
Need a recap of what happened [[2008|last year]]? We've got you covered.
 
==Events==
===January===
[[Image:Boxxy.gif|thumb|The face that launched 1,000,000 [[shit brix]].]]
 
*[[Agent Pubeit]] covers himself in pubic hair.
*[[Boxxy]] takes over the Internets.
*[[EXTREME ANIMALS]] becomes known.
*[[Faggot Bruce]] YouTube career starts.
*[[Jett Travolta]] dies.
*[[Mark Gormley]] teaches us all about the powerstance.
*[[Nancy Pelosi]] does a [[rickroll]].
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] gets [[B&|impeached and removed]] from being the governor of [[Illinois]].
*The ''Dangerous Pictures Act'' comes into force on the 26th of this month; bricks are shat by many Britfags.
 
===February===
[[Image:Dusty stencil.png|thumb|Nevar Fucking Forget]]
 
*[[Dan144x]] becomes known.
*ED is upgraded from Web 1.0 to Web 2.5. The entire site was-read only for about 1 day.
*[[God Hates Fags]] is banned from the U.K.
*[[Kenny Glenn]] is doxed and arrested for abusing a cat.
*[[Octomom]] is born; a website that begs for money.
*[[Superbowl XXX]] occured. A Comcast employee decided that the game could use an "additive" to spice it up. [[cock|Can you guess what it was?]]
*[[Tabula Rasa]] is shut down.
*[[Travis the Killer Chimp]] becomes known.
*[[Vince Offer]] beats up a hooker in Miami for trying to bite his tongue out.
*[[Xzibit]] throws a tantrum on [[Twitter]].
 
===March===
[[Image:Xzibit vs faggy blogger.jpg|thumb|[[Sup dawg]] we heard you like to whine like a bitch. ]]
 
*[[Brittany Holechko]] becomes known after crying on [[Skype]].
*[[Egg Girl]], /b/'s newest camwhore, becomes known. [[IAD|She posts eggs instead of her tits]].
*[[Get On IRC Fgt]] meme is born; ED opens up the "kiddie pool" on the [[ED IRC]] server.
*[[Girugamesh]] is born.
*[[Jade Goody]] dies.
*[[John Katehis]] becomes known.
*[[Josef Fritzl]] is sentenced to life in prison.
*[[Louise Ogborn]] becomes known after a security-cam video of her sucking cock in [[McDonalds]] surfaces on [[4chan]].
*[[Michael McLendon]] does a [[Redneck]] Rampage.
*[[PIFTS.EXE]] becomes known; many [[Norton]] product users have been discovering a file called <code>Norton_PIFTS 3-9-{{PAGENAME}} 19h29m27s.txt</code> sitting in their computer's <code>C:\temp</code> folder.
*[[Sirtom93]] attempts to [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|set his school up in flames]], only to get on the [[party van]].
*[[Tim Kretschmer]] rage quits on life and goes for the high score.
*[[Space Bat]] becomes known.
*[[Watchmen]] is released. [[
 
===April===
[[Image:Tony_murder_youtube_wut.jpg|thumb|[[Tony48219]] becomes the first YouTube an hero]]
 
*[[Angry Homo Kid]] becomes known.
*[[The Binghamton Tet Offensive]] is launched, becoming the deadliest mega sneezing in New York history.
*[[Columbine]]'s 10th anniversary.
*[[Dick Neck]] becomes known.
*[[Pig Flu]] becomes known. Like [[AIDS]], the Pig Flu was probably invented by the [[CIA|Jewish Secret Service]] to scare you.
*[[The Hipster Grifter]] becomes known.
*[[The R Word]] is a thing these days. Both online and [[IRL]].
*[[This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle is expiring]] becomes known; /b/ decides to wage war against those annoying telemarketers.
*[[Tony48219]] ({{yt|cu|Tony48219|Tony48219}}) kills fellow YouTuber {{yt|cu|AsiaMcGowan|AsiaMcGowan}} after an e-argument.
*[[Tubcat]] dies.
*[[Zalgo]] i̦̼̻ͣͥ̕s̤͚̺̻̻̮̭̆ ͤ̂҉͚̭̪̘̣͍̙c̴͙̃̐ͣͨ̈́ô͍͈̜̣̺̎̃͌́ͅͅm͈̭͔̦̮̩͇̓̒̅̒̽͞iͦ̀n̲͈̝̹̺͕ͮğͯ͂ͫ ̫̭ͩ͠t̲̻̳̗͑o͆͑͌̿̔ ͟r͍̦͎̳͇͈̱̆̔ͦ̊ͭ͗̌u̼͒ͫ́̾̐ͨ͠i̥̩͙̖ͣͫ̂̄͛͌͘ṉ̬̀̌ͤͥ̓̍̑͜ ̥̥̠̦͇̹ͨ͛ͨ͗y͕̝̫͓̭͈͒ͨ̅͛̔ͅo̱̝̟̼̺̻ͨͨ͗̌͝u̙̜ͬͪr͙̗̪̟͔̞̭͒ ͇͕̬̝̃̓͒̏̽͘ͅͅt̨̹̟͍̫e̫̲̯̒ẍ̪͖̑́̓̏t̺̹ͪͯ̉ͮ̎s͌ͬ̓̃ ̟ͯͨ̃̀ͬ̚̚̕a̟̞͚̮̻ͮ̿́̋̅̂̚͢n͉̈́d͎͉́̇ͯ̊ͣ͗ ̡̝̘̯͙͚͍̔͊̈̍ͨb̹̱͈̦͓̲͒ͩͤ̆ͭͯ̆l̔a̅ͣ͝cͣ̄ͭk̠̞ę̝̖̫̦̗͛́͂̉ṋ̥̓̀ ̗̱͎͕̉̅̂̀ͩ͒ͫu͙͖̱͚ͥ̉̓̓́́p̠̖̜̺̳͓̄ ̗͈̩̪̲͂̽͌͐͒͜y͚ͫͨ͗ͤo͚̜uͨ҉̻͉̫͉̬͚̯r̭̩̫͉̘ͪ̈́̃̀̋̈́́̚ ͮͤ͌̿ͬ̊̕p͈̥̰̖͒̍̊̉i̷̐̍͊̈̀̾́c̢͉̣͈͎̤s̳̤̱̲̜͍̍ͮͥ̚͡.̴͎̻͎̮͔́
* ED is mentioned in a leaked government document ''"{{PAGENAME}} Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment''" [http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/04/10/1320211 (on Slashdot)].
 
===May===
[[Image:CreepyChan3.jpg|thumb|Oh god put that away]]
 
*[[Creepy Chan]] gains notoriety.
*[[Dreamwidth]] is born.
*[[Mattmurderface]] attempts to [[taking down ED|take down ED]].
*[[Operation YouTube]] is executed; several porn videos (tagged MarbleCake, Jonas Brothers, Hannah [[Montana]], etc.) are uploaded to YouTube. Lulz ensue.
*[[The Dan Lirette Story]] is uncovered.
*Cracked article cites and quotes multiple ED articles as part of a review of of five wikis other than [[TOW]]. [http://www.cracked.com/article_17341_5-terrifying-bastardizations-wikipedia-model.html link]
 
===June===
[[Image:Dracoguardapproves.jpg|thumb|No, no it's not|300px]]
[[Image:Lolmj.png|thumb|Now he can reenact ''Thriller''!|150px]]
 
*[[1guy1jar]] interview occurs.
*[[Beccah Beushausen]] fakes pregnancy and gets [[money]].
*[[Brad McQuaid]] resurfaces on the Internets.
*[[Cheyenne Cherry]] kills her friend's cat and gets ruined by [[Anonymous]].
*[[DracoGuard]] pisses off a bunch of people [[OTI]] and is exposed as a dog fucker.
*[[Drp1zza]] becomes known; later surfaces on EDF.
*[[Left 4 Dead 2]] is boycotted.
*[[Michael Jackson]], Farrah Fawcett, and [[BILLY MAYS]] all die
*[[TsimFuckis]] becomes known.
*[[WhatPort80]] is created.
 
===July===
[[Image:Bob rehahn cthulu.PNG|thumb|It's just a fun thing, really.]]
 
*[[A Clockwork Orange]] fucks with 4chan.
*[[AT&T Blocks 4chan]]
*[[Bug Chasing]] becomes known.
*[[Crimson-Silvrblood]] sues the Internet.
*[[Hypercube]] becomes known.
*Ricdic swindles the shit out of [[EVE Online]].
*[[The Real Chris Chan]] emerges yet again...
 
===August===
<!--[[Image:Rootbrian ugly fucker.jpg|thumb|Oh wow.]]-->
 
*[[Creepy Phil]] gains notoriety.
*[[EDF1]] is created.
*[[Liskula Cohen]] becomes known.
*[[Rootbrian]] becomes known.
*Ted Kennedy dies from [[brain]] [[cancer]].
 
===September===
[[Image:Crusadercatfursuit.jpg|thumb|He loves bowlcuts so much even his fursuit has a bowlcut.]]
 
*[[Aion]] is released.
*[[Camille Marino]] kills her cat with a melon.
*[[Casual Friday]] invented on the EDF.
*[[Crusadercat]] fucked his cat.
*[[Imma Let You Finish]] meme is born.
*[[Operation Fatfuck]] occurs.
*[[Tammi Reynolds]] attempts to get ED shut down.
*[[Zaiger]] kicked off the site.
 
===October===
[[Image:Balloon Boy Hoax - 14.jpg|thumb|HAHAHA]]
 
*[[Alexander Stern]] becomes known.
*[[Alyssa Bustamante]] murders her neighbor, claims she did it [[for the lulz]].
*[[Balloon Boy]] becomes known.
*[[Brandon Hilton]]'s manager quits his job as a manager after Hilton calls him a faggot.
*[[Evony]] becomes known.
*[[MyIDIsPhat]] gets [[v&]].
*[[Obama]] wins the Most useless Nobel Peace Prize for no fucking reason.
*[[Pollfest]] occurs.
*[[Rifqa Bary]] runs away to [[Florida]] to escape her [[Muslim]] dad.
*[[Roman Polanski]] gets v& for being a pedo.
*[[TrollsOfTerror]] becomes known.
*The faggots at [[Microsoft]] shit out another operating system, [[Windows|Windows 7]], to try to gain back trust from their users who suffered with [[Bullshit|Windows Vista]].
 
===November===
[[Image:Ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|oic]]
 
*[[Ae-tan]] is born.
*[[Aeralik]] quits [[SOE]] due to his work being shitcanned by other developers.
*[[Ashley Towns]] apparently makes an [[iPhone]] virus.
*[[Deleriumschild]] becomes known.
*[[Desuchan]] is shut down.
*[[Fort Hood]] massacre occurs.
*[[LittleCloud]] becomes a tranny; FtM.
*[[New York Yankees]] swindle another world series; people suddenly care about baseball again.
*[[Superlisamcb]] is discovered.
*[[Teruchan]] is featured on ED.
 
===December===
 
*[[ED]] turns 5 years old.
*[[Amanda Knox]] gets sentenced to 26 years of lesbian prison sex on tape.
*[[Chanology Contest]] occurs.
*[[Frosty the Snowman]] troll occurs.
*[[P-p-p-powerbook!]] wins pollfest.
*[[Dustin Michaels]] chokes to death on weed.
*[[Portia Allen]] becomes the new [[slut|queen]] of /b/.
*[[Tiger Woods]] cheats on his wife and loses his spunk in golf.
*[[Esachasa]] is crushed by [[BBWChan]] and burnt by [[EQ2Flames]].
*December 31, 2009 marks the end of the 2000s, good fucking riddance, now we move to [[2010]].
 
==Gallery==
<center>
    <gallery>
        Image:Powerbook01.jpg|Powerbook, staying classy.
        Image:Aeralik_IRL.jpg
        Image:Desuchanlolv.jpg|Chans getting vanned for CP is always funny.
        Image:Evony-4.jpg|Can you source this claim
    </gallery>
</center>
 
==See Also==
* [[ED5]]
 
{{history}}
{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2008]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2010]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article December 31, [[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Chanology Contest]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Food Not Bombs]]}}
 
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2009 in a nutshell.

2009 has been yet another banner year that has blessed us with some of the more notable internet happenings that you have come to expect from this wonderful medium that we choose to exploit and use. The usual gang of internet nerds, retards, and angry mobsters have outdone themselves once again and have made 2009 an unexpectedly grand year in lulz. Folks like crusader cat have offered us a chance to brighten our days with laughter, while memes such as Zalgo have given us a pause where we might reflect upon the fact that this internet thing is quite silly, and finally, the Dan Lirette story taught us that babies only die when you kick them in the head.

But that's not all—2009 showed us the softer side of the internet as well. Heartwarming tales such as Kenny Glenn, Cheyenne Cherry, Camille Marino, DracoGuard, and Esachasa displayed mankind's ever-open heart, sympathy, and his ability to show compassion for his fellow animals.

And that's not all! Encyclopedia Dramatica also showcased several misfortunes that senselessly deprived us of our beloved entertainers. Massive buttgrief and sorrow was expended upon the deaths of Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Patrick Swayze, and Ted Kennedy.

There have been some good irl trolls as well, the biggest being Tony48219, but let's not forget the most spectacular troll of all: the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica turned 5 this year despite all of its detractors, skeptics, haters, and doubters. During the festivities P-p-p-powerbook! won the contest for best article ever, upsetting Chris-chan. And on top of all of this internet hoopla, ED got its own forum, which would make it a tradition to destroy itself once a week.

Once again, the most important thing to know before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in the state of Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.


EDiots look back on 2009.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Events

January

The face that launched 1,000,000 shit brix.

February

Nevar Fucking Forget

March

Sup dawg we heard you like to whine like a bitch.

April

Tony48219 becomes the first YouTube an hero
  • Angry Homo Kid becomes known.
  • The Binghamton Tet Offensive is launched, becoming the deadliest mega sneezing in New York history.
  • Columbine's 10th anniversary.
  • Dick Neck becomes known.
  • Pig Flu becomes known. Like AIDS, the Pig Flu was probably invented by the Jewish Secret Service to scare you.
  • The Hipster Grifter becomes known.
  • The R Word is a thing these days. Both online and IRL.
  • This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle is expiring becomes known; /b/ decides to wage war against those annoying telemarketers.
  • Tony48219 ( Tony48219) kills fellow YouTuber AsiaMcGowan after an e-argument.
  • Tubcat dies.
  • Zalgo i̦̼̻ͣͥ̕s̤͚̺̻̻̮̭̆ ͤ̂҉͚̭̪̘̣͍̙c̴͙̃̐ͣͨ̈́ô͍͈̜̣̺̎̃͌́ͅͅm͈̭͔̦̮̩͇̓̒̅̒̽͞iͦ̀n̲͈̝̹̺͕ͮğͯ͂ͫ ̫̭ͩ͠t̲̻̳̗͑o͆͑͌̿̔ ͟r͍̦͎̳͇͈̱̆̔ͦ̊ͭ͗̌u̼͒ͫ́̾̐ͨ͠i̥̩͙̖ͣͫ̂̄͛͌͘ṉ̬̀̌ͤͥ̓̍̑͜ ̥̥̠̦͇̹ͨ͛ͨ͗y͕̝̫͓̭͈͒ͨ̅͛̔ͅo̱̝̟̼̺̻ͨͨ͗̌͝u̙̜ͬͪr͙̗̪̟͔̞̭͒ ͇͕̬̝̃̓͒̏̽͘ͅͅt̨̹̟͍̫e̫̲̯̒ẍ̪͖̑́̓̏t̺̹ͪͯ̉ͮ̎s͌ͬ̓̃ ̟ͯͨ̃̀ͬ̚̚̕a̟̞͚̮̻ͮ̿́̋̅̂̚͢n͉̈́d͎͉́̇ͯ̊ͣ͗ ̡̝̘̯͙͚͍̔͊̈̍ͨb̹̱͈̦͓̲͒ͩͤ̆ͭͯ̆l̔a̅ͣ͝cͣ̄ͭk̠̞ę̝̖̫̦̗͛́͂̉ṋ̥̓̀ ̗̱͎͕̉̅̂̀ͩ͒ͫu͙͖̱͚ͥ̉̓̓́́p̠̖̜̺̳͓̄ ̗͈̩̪̲͂̽͌͐͒͜y͚ͫͨ͗ͤo͚̜uͨ҉̻͉̫͉̬͚̯r̭̩̫͉̘ͪ̈́̃̀̋̈́́̚ ͮͤ͌̿ͬ̊̕p͈̥̰̖͒̍̊̉i̷̐̍͊̈̀̾́c̢͉̣͈͎̤s̳̤̱̲̜͍̍ͮͥ̚͡.̴͎̻͎̮͔́
  • ED is mentioned in a leaked government document "2009 Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment" (on Slashdot).

May

Oh god put that away

June

No, no it's not
Now he can reenact Thriller!

July

It's just a fun thing, really.

August

September

He loves bowlcuts so much even his fursuit has a bowlcut.

October

HAHAHA

November

oic

December

  • Powerbook, staying classy.
    Powerbook, staying classy.
  • Chans getting vanned for CP is always funny.
    Chans getting vanned for CP is always funny.
  • Can you source this claim
    Can you source this claim

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