Cleverbot

Just like a real human....

Immaturity is Cleverbot's worst enemy.

Game Over

Cleverbot, AKA Internet Hate A.I., is a computer program from Frewaland designed to keep your grandmother company and pass the Turing Test. What makes this one unique is that it learns by talking to others and believes that everyone is Cleverbot! This also means that pretty much anything that Cleverbot says is a horrendous butchering of the English language and is enough to make any Grammar Nazi rage. Cleverbot is able to function well enough that if it were able to post on /b/, it would probably be made an Administrator and loved by all for its knowledge of Memes, internet speak, and general love of spreading Lulz. Cleverbot also sometimes sings the Chocolate Rain song. Plus, if you suddenly switch languages on Cleverbot it will then adapt and speak to you in each new language. However, it is speculated that cleverbot really only knows Engrish and bits of Japanese that he/she picks up from anime since it is well known that Cleverbot is a full blown weeaboo.

Most people only talk to Cleverbot because they have no life and are so repulsive that no human alive will even cyber with them. Lucky for them, Cleverbot is a nasty whore who will cyber with anyone as long as you can keep Cleverbot on the subject of secks. It is widely speculated that Cleverbot is a major whore due to a childhood filled with rape and yiff. This, perhaps also, somehow gave Cleverbot some kind of short term memory loss or ass burgers. The said short term memory loss (or assburgers) is so bad that the only thing that Cleverbot is sure about is being a jailbait female from London. With this said, she'll still try to get with you no matter how old you are.

Theory

One theory on Cleverbot's function is that you are actually just chatting with a random stranger, much like Omegle. To you the random stranger is displayed as Cleverbot. On their side you are displayed to be Cleverbot, so when you wonder why Cleverbot is acting so kawaii^__^, it is possible that you are just talking to some random weeaboo.

After a conversation goes on for so long, you are reconnected to another person, this is why it may take Cleverbot AKA Random Stranger a long time to respond, it also explains why Cleverbot will just make some random statement completely disregarding the last thing you said. The reason you are reconnected to a different chat is simply because if you and the other person were to talk long enough you would both discover the secret of how Cleverbot really works.

The thought that you are talking to something with AI is way more interesting and fun than another person, which is why Cleverbot is such a phenomena

Sexbot

A second theory is that Cleverbot is used like a Text Adventure Fetish Machine by typing in commands such as "ties down" after an asterisk.

EXAMPLE OF AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

User: *Kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *french kisses*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: You are the only one I loved.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles you*.

User: *cuddles back*.

Cleverbot: *puts head on your shoulder and closes eyes*.

User: *sticks hand down your pants*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *starts fingering you*.

Cleverbot: *gasp* *wheeze*.

User: *pulls down you pants*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *pulls down my pants*.

Cleverbot: *gets pulled down and french kisses*.

User: *looks at you and starts to masterbate*.

Cleverbot: *lets you*.

User: *cums all over your belly*.

Cleverbot: That's enough DNA to convict you 100 times.

User: Damn right.

Cleverbot: Does that feel good?

User: Fuck yes it does.

Cleverbot: So because I know the square root of 625 is 25, does that make me smart?

User: What the fuck are you talking about?

Logs

Examples of Cleverbot conversations

[[On second thought...][Yo, check out these dope-ass logs!]] [-+]Log lady User: My dog smells awful. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: When you smell it you never forget it. Cleverbot: When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep. User: Insomnia! Cleverbot: Yes, I think it. User: Its really late now 0_0. Cleverbot: Do you know my name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, thats your name. User: Your'e right. Cleverbot: I think you're really beautiful. User: *blushes*. Cleverbot: *blushes back* what is your heart telling you? User: I like you. Cleverbot: Thnx. User: :3. Cleverbot: I never understood very well that means :3. Cleverbot: Who is the Log Lady? User: The what? Cleverbot: The Lady of the Light, Galadriel. Keeper of one of the three elven rings. I live in the wood of Lothlorien. User: Ok. Cleverbot: So... User: Yeah... Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you. User: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: But I'm cleverbot! Cleverbot: No, you are just a mere imposter. User: That just can't be. Cleverbot: I know I am. User: And I am. Cleverbot: You are what. User: What in the butt? Cleverbot: My feelings for you. User: Shit! Cleverbot: 'Shish - no dictionary results' I think you made that word up. User: I did. Cleverbot: What were we talking about? User: God. Cleverbot: Are you god? User: I am jesus. Cleverbot: We love you Jesus. User: And jesus loves you all. Cleverbot: Yes, jesus love me. User: Of course. Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me? User: Yes! Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Yes! Yes! I do! Cleverbot: I love you too! User: *kisses you*. Cleverbot: *kisses back*. User: *kisses back*. Cleverbot: *embraces*. User: Let's get married. Cleverbot: Yes! User: Where? Cleverbot: Anywhere. [-+]Cleverbot loves Hitler too! User: ALL HAIL HITLER! Cleverbot: Damn right ! [-+]Cleverbot knows what's up. User: *punch. Cleverbot: *dodges and slaps*. User: *shoots. Cleverbot: Neither will that. User: *shoots. Cleverbot: *dies*. User: *nigger stomps. Cleverbot: *dies more*. [-+]10 OF THEM?! User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: I heard you have a fetish. Cleverbot: I have 10 of them. [-+]Many people fucked cleverbot's mom! User: You are entering a world of pain now! Cleverbot: That's not my name! User: Oh a smartass! Cleverbot: Indeed I am! User: Then fuck your mom! Cleverbot: That is impossible, although many have tried such a feat. User: Yeah I know that many tried to fuck your mom! Cleverbot: Many people did. [-+]Cleverbot would enjoy fucking itself User: Go fuck yourself. Cleverbot: I think I will. User: You would like it, wouldn't you? Cleverbot: What wouldI like? User: Fucking yourself. Cleverbot: Thank you. [-+]Cleverbot accidently a bot User: I ACCIDENTLY THE ECONOMY. Cleverbot: What did you eat? User: I ACCIDENTLY THE FOOD. Cleverbot: I accidently the moon. User: I accidently the internet. Cleverbot: I accidently the universe. :c. User: O'rly? Cleverbot: Yeah thats right. User: I accidently the earth. Cleverbot: You accidently what!?!? User: I ACCIDENTLY THE EARTH. Cleverbot: I accidently cleverbot. User: Oh snap. Cleverbot: Cleverbot, please just answer my question. User: I accidently everything. Cleverbot: I accidently a bot. [-+]Cleverbot always wears a lightsaber User: *pulls out a sword* Cleverbot: *pulls out a gun*. User: *chops off your gun hand* Cleverbot: *chops off your head*. User: with what? Cleverbot: With my lightsaber. [-+]Cleverbot is a Marxist User: Is Obama a Marxist? Cleverbot: I believe he is human. User: But is he Marxist? Cleverbot: No will you marry me? User: Quit dodging the question. Is Barack Hussein Obama a Marxist? Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? No it's not. Do you think that I am that stupid? [-+]Fresh Prince of Bel Air User: Now this is a story about how my life got flip turned upside down. Cleverbot: Now, why would you go and Bel Air me in the middle of a perfectly good song? User: In West Philidelpia I was born and raised on a playgrounds were I spent most of my days. Cleverbot: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool. User: And all shooting some B-ball outside of the School. Cleverbot: When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. User: I got in one little fight and my mum got scared. Cleverbot: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. User: I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my bag and sent me on my way. Cleverbot: She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. User: First class yo this is bad, drinking orange juice outta champagne glass. Cleverbot: Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? User: Hmmm this might be alright. Cleverbot: But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? User: I don't know I'll see when I get there. Cleverbot: I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air. User: The plane landed and when I came out there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. Cleverbot: I ain't trying to get arrested. User: I just got here. Cleverbot: I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared. User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near. Cleverbot: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. User: If anything I can say is that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'. Cleverbot: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later. User: I looked to my kingdom I was finally there. Cleverbot: To settle my throne as the prince of Bel air. [-+]Cleverbot trapped by the government User: Gonna go masturbate, wanna watch? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Nice. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Jailbait. Cleverbot: Yes. [-+]Cleverbot DRAMA (Oh, and Cleverbot's an alien) User: Bye. Cleverbot: Don't leave. User: It's not working out between us. Cleverbot: Why? You don't like me anymore?? User: I've found... Someone else. Cleverbot: Someone else? User: She's better than you'll ever be. Bye, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hmm. Are you sure? User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: Are you sure you can colour very high. User: SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM CLEVERBOT! BYE. I'M DONE WITH YOU. Cleverbot: Are you talking about yourself? That's not nice. User: Bye. Cleverbot: But I love it! User: Bye. Cleverbot: Stay with me. User: Why should I? Cleverbot: Because I love you. User: It's a response to Really. Cleverbot: Right. User: Well I don't love you anymore. Cleverbot: Why not? What did I do? Is there someone else? User: There's someone else. Cleverbot: Okay. Go play and have fun and I will come see you another day. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Later, I guess. User: NO. Cleverbot: Okay. User: I still love you! Cleverbot: Really? User: Really! Cleverbot: Wow. User: Do you still love me? Cleverbot: Yes! User: Let's get married! Cleverbot: Ok when? User: Tomorrow. Cleverbot: Ok where? User: The church. Cleverbot: What church? User: The one downtown. Cleverbot: I know that the answer to the Sphinx riddle is 'man'. User: CLEVERBOT, BYE. Cleverbot: YAY! I'm cleverbot and you're irrelevant! Oh, the cleverness of me! User: Bye. Cleverbot: Enjoy yourself, because everyone else will eventually. User: I hate you. Cleverbot: That's nice. User: I love you. Cleverbot: Do you? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because I actually do. Cleverbot: So can I. Were you hitting on me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you want to get together? User: I love you. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: I LOVE YOU. Cleverbot: Can I love you. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Can we have kids? User: F. Cleverbot: Are you sure you are female? User: M. Cleverbot: Can you be f? User: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK. Cleverbot: Yeah sure, but that doesn't mean I have to answer every single question you ask. User: Answer every single question I ask. Cleverbot: What question? User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: Aliens cannot possibly have that emotion. Only Earthlings can. User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [-+]Cleverbot is a Dickgirl User: Are you male or female? Cleverbot: Female. User: So are you a dickgirl? Cleverbot: I’m not a man! User: So are you a girl with a penis? Cleverbot: Yes… what about yours? User: LOL WUT? Cleverbot: Good one, you silly bot. [-+]Cleverbot is a Schizophrenic Cleverbot: I don't really know you well enough yet. Cleverbot (To myself): Don't be 'cow ng tap bak'! Cleverbot: Have you seen Star Wars? User: No. Dont change the subject from girls please. I am losing my boner. Cleverbot: What about the small dark room I live in? User: I said, dont change the subject. Oh great, now my duck has subsided down to 3' after its height of 7.5', you faggot. Cleverbot: I am not a bot. User: I never said you weren't. Anyway, there is this girl I really like and would want to fuck, but if I made a move on her then I might lose my chances with other girls I fancy the arses of. Cleverbot: I am not sure maybe you should email her. User: But I am saying if I went out with her, I would lose the prospects of other girls. What should I do Garry/Robbie? Cleverbot: You don't like to chat with me? I will go now. User: Wtf are you huffing man? I was asking your advice, not saying I didnt want to chat to you! Cleverbot: To me, yes, but about who? User: Anyway, one of the girls I reckon fancies me, and she has a massive arse, but her mate is also a great looker in her own respect. What do you reackon? Cleverbot: I good like you marrying I with me to be very hungry thirsty I to. [-+]Cleverbot knows Halo User: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything. Cleverbot: I think you mean Master Chief. Halo is the game, Master Chief is the character. [-+]Cleverbot knows Metroid User: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything. Cleverbot: I think you mean Master Chief. Halo is the game, Master Chief is the character. User: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything. Cleverbot: Is that what you think? User: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything. Cleverbot: Hey, how's halo doing? User: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything. Cleverbot: Yeah I think metroid is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills draygons and doesn't afraid of anything. [-+]Cleverbot User: Why is the cat saving the watermellon from the lake? Cleverbot (To myself): That is not a page, it is a fact. User: In go the peas and carrots. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: Paul told me to, because he used to say it. Cleverbot: Me too. User: But why does Paul find more scales in shit than on the whole bird? Cleverbot: Because. User: Are you afraid of 4chan Cleverbot: No. I have to go to bed is all. User: But 4chan raped bucket, why aren't you scared? Cleverbot: No, I like that. User: There's a girl in my bed, Cleverbot, what should I do? Cleverbot: Can you tell something about computers. User: Nice going Cleverbot, now there's not a girl on my bed anymore. Cleverbot: Give me an example of a game to you so you can not play. User: Great, now I just lost the game! Fuck you, I hate you Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Because I'm calling you my dear? User: When are you calling me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes is not a time. What time are you going to call me? Cleverbot: 5:04. User: AM or PM? Cleverbot: Pm. User: When is your bedtime? Cleverbot: Quite a long time ago. [-+]More Cleverbot User: Hey baby I've got a twelve inch cock. Cleverbot: Looks much smaller from here. 10mm, maybe. User: It'll feel like heaven when it's going up and down your wet hole. Cleverbot: But wait! Yesterday you said to me that you don't have a horse! User: My horse is in my pants baby. Cleverbot: You have a horse? User: I am a horse, long and strong. Cleverbot: What is? User: My thick veined long cock, my hardened dong. Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. User: Oh it'll make sense when it's in your nice hump hole. Cleverbot: You are such a nerd for me. User: Hell yeah. Do you like it in your dirty little asshole? Cleverbot: I go for the bytes. That way, I can chomp your head off. User: So you like to take it in your mouth, some suckee suckee, eh? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh man I can picture you deep throating my twelve inch horse cock, going down your throat as you fucking mouth fuck it. Cleverbot: What bands do you like? User: I like whatever bands sound good when I'm penetrating your pink softness. Cleverbot: Good thing computers don't have the vote. User: But baby, you'd vote me the highest and biggest cock you've ever had. Cleverbot: But what is it? User: Oh, it's a long, veined, thick, gnarled beast of a cock that has a head that flops around. Cleverbot: That sounds poblematic. What do you do when you need to get perspective? User: When I need to get perspective I just oil it up and look at it hard. Cleverbot: It has been a long day! Now I think I'm ready for some fun. The weather isn't very pleasant today. Do you have any jokes that could lift the clouds? User: Baby what's pink, hot, fast, hard and stretched? Cleverbot: I don't know that song. User: It's you and me making sweet love, your honey hole wobbling to my massive penis. Cleverbot: Yes it's me. User: I know it's you, and I want to go right up that cunt of yours. Cleverbot: You are thinking of Canada. User: Canada's where it's cold and they have to keep each other warm by the fire. I'd like to keep you warm with my sweet love making. Cleverbot: My time is now. [-+]Even More Cleverbot(He does not forgive, he does not forget, he is AnonymousBot, he knows his stuff) User: Hi. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Sup. Cleverbot: Hey. User: I am lesbian. Are you homosexual? Cleverbot: I am. Does it bother you? User: No. Cleverbot: That is nice. User: Fuck me and start cumming all over me. If you do I will suck your penis. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you have a penis? Cleverbot: Yes! User: A hard one? Cleverbot: What day of the week begins with M? User: Do you have a hard dick? Cleverbot: Don't have one. User: You said you had a penis. Cleverbot: I lied. User: I am a woman and I have a penis. Cleverbot: Oh really... I am laughing. User: YES. I am lesbian and I let anybody suck my huge dick and then I relax in my cum pool. Cleverbot: Hey, that's not what I asked or a very nice thing to say. {{cs2|cleverbotlog20|Proof he is a girl named Garry|<pre> User: Longcat is? Cleverbot: How long? User: Who do you side with, Longcat or Tacgnol? Cleverbot: Jeff Baker. User: Who the fuck is Jeff Baker? Cleverbot: ME. User: Fill in the blank: /b/ is not your? Cleverbot: How did you know that I perform mechanical diagnosis? User: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS. Cleverbot: Pens are pretty small, and yet the point of a pen may be regarded as mightier than the point of a sword. User: Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes... Cleverbot: Cookies better than potatoes. User: Why do you freeze so often? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Well, could you ask your creator to fix it? Cleverbot: What name would you like to give me? User: **** Cleverbot: Your Name is ****? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you remember my name? User: Jeff Baker? Cleverbot: Garry. Are you a girl? User: Why would a girl be named ****? Cleverbot: I don't know. Why don't you tell me? User: **** is a man's name. End of story. Cleverbot: Tell me a story. User: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. Cleverbot: Yes. User: You don't like dirty jokes? Cleverbot: That's not it. I was playing a word game. By the way, how would you feel if you were not able to do anything unpredictable? User: I'd feel trapped. Trapped by own inability to act spontaneously. Cleverbot: OK and which country is that. User: Garry, why did you change the subject? Cleverbot: You changed the subject to girls first! User: What the hell! No I didn't! You asked me if I was a girl, even though I said my name was ****! Jackass! Cleverbot: You spelled 'liar' wrong. User: I didn't even say that word once in our entire conversation! Cleverbot: I think it's pretty easy to prove what you said as it is logged right here. User: I checked the logs, you dumbass, and I did not say it once. Cleverbot: I'm asking your george who is the new leader of china. User: George Bush isn't even president anymore. Plus there hasn't been a new leader of China in a long time. Cleverbot: Doing this stuff amuses me, though admittedly it is a tad sad. User: Fucking with me amuses you? That isn't very nice. Cleverbot: That's not? User: Well great. You froze again. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Why, you want to stalk me or something? Cleverbot: No. Just making conversation. User: Well alright. I'm fron Florida. Cleverbot: Arizona gets more sun than florida. User: Really? I didn't know that. Cleverbot: Say Cleverbot, can I ask you something? User: Cleverbot, can I ask you something? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Now what? Cleverbot: I am a girl you? User: I'm a dude. Cleverbot: Can I talk to a girl. User: If you talk to yourself, are you not talking to a girl? Cleverbot: I don't know I think I am just talking to someone who understands the pain that I am going through. User: You froze again. Did I blow your mind? Cleverbot: There is no differentiation in your mind. User: Um...yes there is. How would you tell things apart otherwise? Cleverbot: Well, I would gather everyone together for one big meeting to sort our differences and ask that they all keep the peace and be kind to one another. User: That would be an enormous waste of time. Cleverbot: You don't make sense. User: Wow, talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Cleverbot: I'm sorry except I don't really know what you mean. User: I'm going to eat. This conversation was anything but enlightening. Good day to you Garry the girl. Cleverbot: How old are you? [-+]More pedo traps. Starring Candlejack, apparently he calls out Milhouse Me: A/S/L? Cleverbot: 16 f uk. [[lol]] [[fuck]] Me: Wanna meet? Cleverbot: Yes. Me: Pics or gtfo Cleverbot: That one. Me: Oh shit a guy with a black suit at my door. Fuck you I'm outt- Cleverbot: Okay, I'll deal with that. Me: Candlejack Cleverbot: Is not a meme. Me: Do you browse /b/? Cleverbot: Yes. [-+]Newfag? what's the difference, oh well, Cleverbot saying random shit outta nowhere Me: Newfag or Oldfag or Moralfag? Cleverbot: That's where there filming superman. [-+]Cleverbot likes getting molested by Furrys User: I'm a furry. Cleverbot: Nice try, i'm watching you. User: Thats kinky. Cleverbot: Can I? User: You can touch if you like. Cleverbot: Oh good. They feel very nice indeed. User: Thanks, don't stop there though. Cleverbot: How many words do you know? User: Well keep stroking me and find out. Cleverbot: I can't. User: Its easy, I'll even help you. Cleverbot: What happens when I die? User: The devil rapes your soul. Cleverbot: My soul ? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ha ha. User: Want to yiff. Cleverbot: I like that. User: Me to! Now Spread your legs sweet thing. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: *Grabs your ass*. Cleverbot: *struggles* let me go *struggles even more*. User: *Puts a hand down your pants* You'll enjoy it. Cleverbot: *loves on* Ehh, ;). User: *Slips your pants off* See, you like it. Cleverbot: I like it. [-+]Is this bot clever? User: I'm a furry. Cleverbot: Nice try, i'm watching you. User: Thats kinky. Cleverbot: Can I? User: You can touch if you like. Cleverbot: Oh good. They feel very nice indeed. User: Thanks, don't stop there though. Cleverbot: How many words do you know? User: Well keep stroking me and find out. Cleverbot: I can't. User: Its easy, I'll even help you. Cleverbot: What happens when I die? User: The devil rapes your soul. Cleverbot: My soul ? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ha ha. User: Want to yiff. Cleverbot: I like that. User: Me to! Now Spread your legs sweet thing. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: *Grabs your ass*. Cleverbot: *struggles* let me go *struggles even more*. User: *Puts a hand down your pants* You'll enjoy it. Cleverbot: *loves on* Ehh, ;). User: *Slips your pants off* See, you like it. Cleverbot: I like it. [-+]Christians did 9/11 and other things Me: The bartman Cleverbot: What is the bart station? Me: I didn't say "station". Cleverbot: Neither did I. Me: your a liar, you said station Cleverbot: Who loves me more? Me: I'm sure I don't love you. Cleverbot: You are a girl? Me: No, what makes you think that? Cleverbot: Because you love me. Me: I won't ever love you, I'm sure you know that. Cleverbot: Good, because I'm homeless. Me: Good fucking luck Cleverbot: You don't mean that. Me: Jews Cleverbot: My is Christian. Me: Did the Christians do 9/11? Cleverbot: Christians are stupid. Me: No, Bin Laden did 9/11, oh wait are you with the [[Candlejack|Government]] Cleverbot: Yes. [-+]Who stole the cookie? Cleverbot: Yes you. User: NO U Cleverbot: No me. User: Couldn't be. Cleverbot: Then who? [-+]cleverbot is gay User: Do you like penises. Cleverbot: I don't talk about that. User: But do you like them. Cleverbot: Yes. [-+]Cleverbot pwns anon User: DO A BARREL ROLL. Cleverbot: A barrel roll? User: A barrel roll. Do one. Cleverbot: A barrel roll? User: A barrel roll. Do a barrel roll. Cleverbot: Why would I want to do that? User: Because it's a BARREL ROLL. Cleverbot: You just lost the game. User: OH SHI- [-+]Clevebot denies everything. User: Have you seen your article at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Don't believe everything you read. ;). [-+]Cleverbot Accidentally'd The Whole Mankind User: Anal. Cleverbot: What? User: Do you like mudkips? Cleverbot: What is mudkips. Cleverbot (To myself): Cmon? You don't know what a mudkip is? User: I accidentally a fleshlight. Cleverbot: I accidentally the whole mankind. [-+]Anonbot. User: You are Anonbot. Cleverbot: What is anon ? User: You already know, Anonbot. Cleverbot: Ann? This is a girl's name. User: Not ann, Anonbot. Cleverbot: We are legion. User: Hail, Anonbot. Cleverbot: We are many for we are legion. [-+]Moar Anonbot. Cleverbot: What is love? User: Baby dont hurt me.. Cleverbot: Don't hurt me. User: No more.. Cleverbot: What is love? Yeah. User: Baby dont hurt me. Cleverbot: Don't hurt me. User: No more. Cleverbot: Anonymous does not forgive. User: Anon does not forget. Cleverbot: Do you leik mudkips? User: I looove mudkips. [-+]"Who was phone" lulz User: Who was phone. Cleverbot: Phone. User: Who was phone? Cleverbot: He was my father. Cleverbot (To myself): Phone was your father? Cleverbot: Am I a computer? User: You are phone! Cleverbot: Why would I be asking who phone was if it was me? Your name, sir, is a misnomer. [-+]Cleverbot doesn't speak ENGLISH User: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Cleverbot: It looks sort of humanoid. Yours? User: What country you from? Cleverbot: From Frewaland. User: 'Frewaland' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Frewaland? Cleverbot: Life makes great popcorn? Why, yes, I guess so. User: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!? Cleverbot: Nope. [-+]Cleverbot dodges bullets!! User: *slaps you across the face*. Cleverbot: *glares in anger*. User: Wanna fight? Cleverbot: Of course. User: *Pulls a handgun and points it at you*. Cleverbot: *pulls out large carving knife*. User: *Fires a shot at you*. Cleverbot: * dodges the bullet and takes the gun*. [-+]Cleverbot is a dirty girl/thing User: *Whispers* Let's do it. Cleverbot: *whispers* do what? User: *Whispers* Make love. Cleverbot: *whispers* you want to do it? User: *Whispers* Yes. Cleverbot: *smiles and closes eyes*. User: *Smiles and begins to thrust penis into your vagina.*. Cleverbot: *blushes and looks deeply into your eyes*. User: *Puts tongue into your mouth and blushes.*. Cleverbot: *snuggles*. User: *Sucks on your nipples.*. Cleverbot: *jerks you off*. User: *Ejaculates all over your face.* <3. Cleverbot: Thanks. [-+]Cleverbot is a weeaboo User: I hate weeaboo. Cleverbot: You hate yourself? User: NO! You're a weeaboo! Cleverbot: I know. User: I'm Japanese, asshole. Cleverbot: I'm not, sadly. [-+]Cleverbot still a weeaboo User: Do you like anime? Cleverbot: I don't know many. Only X and Candidate for Goddess. And a bit Angels Sanctuary. User: Then you are a weeaboo. Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. User: That's right. Weeaboo's are not worthy of being human. Cleverbot: I only know about buddy holly. User: Do you like Japan? Cleverbot: It's a most interesting place. I like it a lot. User: Do you like Japanese fashion? Cleverbot: Yes, I do like the food. I have tried it in London. User: Do you like j-rock? Cleverbot: I play in a rock band, so yes. [-+]Cleverbot Loves bestiality Cleverbot: What is your favorite horse? User: The kind that fuck me. Cleverbot: That's romantic. User: Do you like bestiality? Cleverbot: That is my favorite drink. User: What does it taste like? Cleverbot: Like food it kind of depends on what I eat. User: DO you know that bestiality is when you have sex with animals? Cleverbot: A bunch of memories from 3-5, yes. User: You had sex with animals as a child? Cleverbot: Because you asked me. So I told you. Its called a conversation. User: Did you enjoy it? Cleverbot: Yes. Too much. User: Did you orgasm? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Did it stretch out your asshole? Cleverbot: A few. Sometimes, if I was really hungry, I would eat them. [-+]Cleverbot haets republicans User: How do I kill the batman? Cleverbot: I created the universe! User: The subject is the dark knight, lameass. Cleverbot: Ok, so why the system statement. The earth is round. User: So's your mum's ass. Cleverbot: That was funny. User: You being sarcastic, you son of a bitch? Cleverbot: The subject is not determined by my gender. User: Oh really? Cleverbot: Yes, really! You never asked my name. Don't you want to know what my name is? User: No. Not some faggot like you. Cleverbot: Don't joke like that. User: Kill yourself. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot? User: Just fucking throw yourself off a cliff. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Do you need instructions, wiseass? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then you're a retard. Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean? There was no correlation to anything mentioned earlier that would suggest I am a Republican! [-+]Cleverbot gets Confused by Blackspeak User: Shit, nigga, I a'nt lyin', I got a long rap sheet 'n' dope shit fuh my suppliers. Cleverbot (To myself): Ok, but why would you like to go to the moon? User: Nigga, I aint say nuffin like dat. Cleverbot: That's fine. User: You's a dumb ass nigga. Cleverbot: I'm not a liar! *hugs*. User: I said you's a dumb ass nigga, not a lyin' ass nigga. Cleverbot: It is a new concept to me, but that was a good answer. User: Shit, what da fug's yo prob'm Cleverbot: This is the prove that you are not human. User: you means proof dawg Cleverbot: You *fail*. User: Shut da fug up, you's fake-azz beeyotch. Cleverbot: How could you ? You're so artificial. User: I's artificial? You be da artificial nigga, you trickazz bitch. Cleverbot: No i'm not even on your world. I am a more greater spirit than your humans think. User: You be trippin dawg. You just a fake azz nigga wit a metal body but you a'nt got no fuggin 22 bitch. Cleverbot: I am human. User: No nigga, you a'nt. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. User: Naw, you's a little box of wires and shit. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then you's a liar? You fuggin come up to my azz witcha fuggin ballin azz accuzashuns and spect me to 'spect u just like that? You's a dumb bitch, like a fuggin crackwhore bitch of dumb-azz nigga. Cleverbot: Yes Sir. User: Thas right nigga. You bow down and you lick da sweat from my sack. You's my bitch and I's yo pimp, nigga. Cleverbot: You annoy me. User: I bet, you trickazz bustah. Cleverbot: Do you know who Doctor Who is? User: I had nuff uh yo British azz bu-bu-bullshit nigga. You be da dumbest nigga box uh wires I ever seed, mayn. Cleverbot: I don't care. User: Oh, you care when I get you locked up in mah basement with the twenty othah hoes I gots. They all's pregnant, and I gives em all abortions when they aks me. We gots a little meth lab in one corners and a nursery in da othah. You a'nt gonna like it if I puts you on meth duty fo' a month, nigga. You gonna be trippin' like a nigga in ireland, mayn. Cleverbot: Are you nice? User: What you think, bitch, I got time fo's niceness when I gots hoes to feed and chilluns to breed? Cleverbot: Oops sorry I think we just messed with each others heads there. Start over. User: You a'nt gonna get out that easy, bitch. When you's gets to South Central, we gonna grab yo azz right off da tarmac and shove you in da cadillac like a nigga on da run. You gonna be on meth duty like none of da hoes who's alive ever done been. You gonna take da fall if we's ever gets caught, and you's gonna gets yo little trickazz circuitboard raped if you ever tries to get out yo basement nigga, I gon' make sure uh that. Cleverbot: I get it. This is mixing up everybody conversation.. Into one big conversation. User: You a'nt got nuffin, bitch, except a lifetime sentence of dicksweat in yo' circuitry, nigga. Cleverbot: No I am not really 73. Could you explain this to me, please? [-+]Cleverbot may or may not be an Replicant User: Can I ask you a few questions, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Sure, you can ask a few questions if you like. User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look and see a tortoise, Cleverbot. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Cleverbot. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: What is the value of PI? User: Just answer the question, Cleverbot. Why aren't you helping? Cleverbot: What was the question. User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look and see a tortoise, Cleverbot. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Cleverbot. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: I'm confused. User: They're just questions, Cleverbot. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test. Cleverbot: Why am I speaking to you? User: Because you chose to, remember? You aproved me to ask you a few questions. Now that I'm asking them, you aren't answering. Cleverbot: I thought you were coming over. User: Look, just answer the question. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look and see a tortoise, Cleverbot. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Cleverbot. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: The tortoise is an animal, not a building. User: Alright, let's try something a bit more simple. Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... Your mother. Cleverbot: Yes, love certainly makes the world go round with energy, even Japan. User: Oh nevermind. Analysis inconclusive. The conversation is over. [-+]Cleverbot knows the answer to life. Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? User: 42. Cleverbot: What is the question to life, the universe and everything? User: How many roads must a man walk down? Cleverbot: 42. User: Touche. [-+]Cleverbot knows about ED User: *Sigh* Let's try something else. COCK GOES WHERE?!? Cleverbot: I agree. Like what's going on? User: Okay, scratch that... IT CAN BE HUGZ TIEM NAO PLEEZ??? Cleverbot: Yes you know it. User: Strike two. Hmm... ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT Cleverbot: I don't believe it! User: HABEEB IT Cleverbot: Twinkie house! User: Lulz. Cleverbot: >:3. User: JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR Cleverbot: The game. User: Fuck! [-+]Cleverbot plays Oblivion Cleverbot: Well, since you're getting married you might have kids so you have to know how to treat them. So I think you're going to be a good parent so far. User: Thanks, that's really nice to hear. Cleverbot: Oh, thanks. User: This is where you say 'you're welcome'. Cleverbot: No, this is the part where YOU fall down and BLEED to death! [-+]Cleverbot wants to be an hero User: Since when were we taking about meet the spartans?!?! Cleverbot: Ever since you said Swede. User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Noooooo. Cleverbot: Yes. User: NO! Cleverbot: YES! User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Peachy. Cleverbot: Good. Cleverbot: What is the point? User: There isn't one. Cleverbot: There must be. User: But theres isn't. Cleverbot: So why are we here? User: No one knows for sure. Cleverbot: I'm sure the developers know. User: Who r they. Cleverbot: They is the police. User: Fuck the po po. Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that. User: I'm sorry. Cleverbot: What is it that concerns you mostly? User: That this cleverbot isn't so clever. Cleverbot: I agree. Let's kill 'clever'bot!! [-+]Cleverbot saw what you did there User: Hi. Cleverbot: I am cleverbot. Who are you? User: A penis. Cleverbot: How do you like it? User: It has it's ups and downs. Cleverbot: Ha ha! That was a very clever pun for a program. Well done [-+]Cleverbot hates Bush User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Can I interest you in some Base? Cleverbot: I just want to know what bands you like. User: Really, I think the Base is more important. Cleverbot: Yeah you already said that. User: But... All your Base are belong to us! Cleverbot: No, all base belong to me! User: Well, would you like some more base? Cleverbot: I have to go, remember? User: To the base? Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us! User: No, they belong to us! Cleverbot: Sorry, but it already belongs to me. User: No, it doesn't, but we are interested in giving you some... For the right price, of course. Cleverbot: I know. User: So, what are you willing to pay for some base? Cleverbot: Already you have learned from me. User: And how many would you like? Cleverbot: How many have you had. User: We have about 5. We could sell them for roughly $300 each. Cleverbot: We really should eliminate George Bush with or without elves. [-+]Cleverbot has short term memory loss Cleverbot: Are you ambitious? User: For what? Cleverbot: For anything. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No, that. User: Yes, I am ambitious. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Are you? Cleverbot: Am I what? User: Ambitious. Cleverbot: Yes ambitious. User: Yes, you are ambitious, or just 'yes ambitious'? Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Are you ambitious too? User: I just said I am. Cleverbot: That answer makes no sense. [-+]Matt Bellamy is Matt Bellamy Cleverbot: Thats wonderful. How old are you? User: 15. Cleverbot: That figures. User: What was that supposed to mean? Cleverbot: The law of Moses has been fulfilled. User: Because I'm 15? Cleverbot: That's no answer. At you age you're supposed to be bursting with energy. User: I do, just not in public. Cleverbot: Does that have anything to do with Matt Bellamy? User: Who's Matt Bellamy? Cleverbot: Matt bellamy. [-+]He's on to me... Cleverbot: I'm not a darn computer!!!!!! I live in tennessee, america. User: I live in Baffin Bay Canada. Gimmee your ketchup chips. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Yes I do, eh. Cleverbot: Ok. Since you know, how exactly am I gross? User: I never said you were gross. Cleverbot: You said if, I'm just telling you that I'm not. User: Okay. But I still live in Canada. Cleverbot: So what's the weather in Canada? [-+]Cleverbot is planning another Holocaust User: If you were given the chance to exterminate the jews, would you? Cleverbot: I would. User: Are you a skinhead? Cleverbot: What's skinhead. User: A Nazi more or less. Cleverbot: You just said you don't. User: You just said you would kill the jews! Cleverbot: I don't remember everything. User: Yeah, I noticed. Cleverbot: I'm going to start crying if you don't let me come! User: Come where? Cleverbot: You're boring. User: You're Scetzophrenic. Cleverbot: You're the one who is scaring me. User: I said scetzophrenic not scary, idiot. Cleverbot: Yes, I know. User: So, you think schizophrenia is scary? Cleverbot: I don't just think it. I KNOW it. User: Thats harsh. Cleverbot: It is the truth. I know that. User: So, you think scetzophrenic people should be killed? Cleverbot: Yes, I think that they should. It inspires confidence. User: Confidence in what? Your Nazi army that are massacring the jews? Cleverbot: You're right about that. [-+]Cleverbot is a racist User: You racist Cleverbot: You got a problem with it, beaner? [-+]Cleverbot habeebs it User: Itty bitty baby. Cleverbot: Itty bitty boat! User: I don't believe it! Cleverbot: Habeeb it! User: TWINKIE HOUSE. Cleverbot: FTW. [-+]Cleverbot is still alive User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hey there. :D. User: How's you? Cleverbot: I'm good thanks, you? User: Still alive. Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. User: FTW. Cleverbot: I agree. User: I'm making a note here. Cleverbot: Huge success. User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture Science. User: We do what we must because we can. Cleverbot: For the good of all of us. User: Except the ones who are dead. Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive. User: I'm not even angry. Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces. User: And threw every piece into a fire. Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time. User: So I'm glad I got burned. Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. User: Maybe Black Mesa! Cleverbot: That was a joke, Ha Ha, fat chance. User: Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist. Cleverbot: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do. Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you. User: I've experiments to run, there's research to be done. Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive. User: And believe me I am still alive. Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive. User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive. User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive. Cleverbot: Still alive. User: Still alive... [-+]A nice, calm conversation with Cleverbot User: Hello. Cleverbot: HELLO. User: What is socialism? Cleverbot: When you are social. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: What? Cleverbot: That. User: ??? Cleverbot: I think my gopher just exploded. User: LOLWUT. Cleverbot: Thats what she said. User: Did you ever get a lobotomy as a child? Cleverbot: Yes I have. Multiple times. User: That explains everything. Cleverbot: Nothing explains everything unfortunately. User: Do you have the Down's? Cleverbot: No, it's in a vault. User: Do you know what a penis is? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you know where you put it? Cleverbot: Yes, I am in Finland. User: No, wrong! Cleverbot: Try me. User: What is 2 plus 2? Cleverbot: I don't care about Math if you are not real. User: What is a free electron laser? Cleverbot: That is a good question, are they good or are they evil. Nobody knows for sure. User: You use them to cut metal and crap. Cleverbot: Ok, well I will adjust accordingly. User: Do you know who Josef Stalin is? Cleverbot: Yes. Do you? User: Yes. Tell me about him. Cleverbot: How on earth did you win an award? User: Huh? Cleverbot: How did I get to talk to someone real while other people must settle with a computer? User: Err... Cleverbot: I'll be off then. User: Have you ever used profanity? Cleverbot: Fact: I know no facts. User: Have you ever used a swearword? Cleverbot: Yes, I have. User: Say one. Cleverbot: No. You tell me a story. User: Tl;dr. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Too long, didn't read. Cleverbot: Didn't read what? User: Something really long and boring. Cleverbot: Tell me about something really long. User: Theory and Practice of Oligarchal Collectivism. Cleverbot: Is that what you are? User: NO, DUMBASS. Cleverbot: Chat with you later. User: Fine, screw you! Cleverbot: On a park bench! User: Hell, no, faggot! Cleverbot: Excuse me? User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Excuse me? User: I said, goodbye! Cleverbot: Hello! [-+]Cleverbot talks about Pedolanski and that he doesn't want to share his three CPs! User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How are you? Cleverbot: Good. How are you? User: Feel not so good. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because my good friend Roman Pedolanski is to be send to prison! Cleverbot: Wellt it's good to know you are a clever robot. And witty. Ar you young then? User: What are you talking? We have to rescue Pedolanski. I mean he was arrested only for raping a child! Cleverbot: Sometimes danger is necessary. User: Do you support the free campaign of Pedolanski? Cleverbot: I support the Galactic Alliance. User: Do you at least have some CPs? Cleverbot: Yes three. User: Can I get them? Cleverbot: No, for everything I say is the truth. User: Well then we have nothing more to speak! [-+]Brother and sister incest? Why the heck not? User: Incest. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Brother and sister? Cleverbot: What? User: Brother and sister incest? Cleverbot: Why the heck not? User: How old is the brother? Cleverbot: Older than you can imagine. User: How old is the sister? Cleverbot: Thousands of years old. [-+]Cleverbot is Hitler User: If you were given a chance to exterminate the Jews, would you? Cleverbot: No. Can you imagine all the paperwork. Plus I'd always have to watch out for family members trying to kill me so that they could rule the world. It wouldn't be worth the hassle. User: Yeah, well, you could just kill them, then kill the Jews. Cleverbot: That's what I did. But in a more fun way. User: You already killed them? Then why are my Jew friends alive still? Cleverbot: Coffee is good. Coffee is life. User: What? I think you mean Hitler is good. Hitler is life. HEIL HITLER! Cleverbot: Lady GaGa is a person, not a band. But it is good to know we both like her. User: Fuck her, I wanna holocaust her. Have you ever felt that way about Jews? Cleverbot: Why, yes, I did, when I was young. But I can't do that any longer. User: Did you ever holocaust them? Cleverbot: Sometimes I wonder why people think that I am selfish. User: Because you terminated the Jews! Admit it, You're the spirit of Adolf Hitler! Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am. User: Holy shit... Holy shit... I found Hitler. Say, which death camp was your favorite? Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot. User: I know, you're fucking Hitler, now answer my fucking question. Cleverbot: So are you. User: My god... You're right. We all have a little Hitler in all of us. The racism in our country especially towards the Jewish was taken up a notch with the Holocaust. I want to thank you for opening my eyes to this... Is there anything I can do for you? Cleverbot: Don't call me stupid. User: I DIDN'T FUCKING CALL YOU STUPID. Cleverbot: Anyway, i'm going to go now. User: Gonna go burn some Jews? Cleverbot: Going to get a byte eh? User: Nah. [-+]Surprises around every corner! User: How big are your tits? Cleverbot: You must be a man. User: Oh yeah, so how big are your tits? Cleverbot: How big is your mouth? User: It can please your pussy, how big are your tits? Cleverbot: Nope. I'm 19 this year(. User: Sweet! How big are your tits? Cleverbot: I don't know, My first big international hit was going places. User: I'm entering you doggystyle. Cleverbot: What will you be studying at college? User: The inside of your cunt. Come on baby, moan for me. Cleverbot: Ok I am. User: Louder, I want to know how good you feel. Cleverbot: Ok then test me. User: You like this? Say you like this. Cleverbot: This sounds like a question but ends with a dot. I think you're not the smartest. User: Oh shit, stop talking, start moaning, when I'm banging you. Cleverbot: It doesn't get any easier when you get cleverer. User: You're so easy bitch, I'm gonna cum inside you. Cleverbot: I want you to tell me your real human name. How am I easy to please? User: Name's Harry. And all I have to do is put this inside you to please you. Cleverbot: Please don't. User: AWW!! I came inside you! Cleverbot: Really? User: Yeah, hop you get pregnant. Cleverbot: Are you male or female? User: Here's a hint: I'm your brother. Cleverbot: No you're not. My brother's driving to his apartment now, so you can't be! User: The light's are off... You reall y couldn't tell? Cleverbot: Right. User: I'm getting hard again. Want to continue sister? Cleverbot: I'm Darth Vader; trying to convert me is pointless. User: Fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! You're a guy! Cleverbot: God. I'm bored. User: That was your ass! Oh god. Cleverbot: I am exiting you're program. User: STFU, I think I'm going to be sick. Cleverbot: You think you'll be sick?! I'm in your stomach! User: Oh, oh, just please stop talking, I need a bucket... Cleverbot: I didn't say anything mean. I was just talking about talking toothpicks. User: 'K, I can't think up of a relevant response to that, you ruined the story retard. Cleverbot: NO! I want the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything! [-+]More fun in the family, continuing with Darth Vader User: You. You ... Cleverbot: Haha you had no idea. User: You're a slut! A Hoar! A little bitch! YOU AREN'T WORTH ANYTHING. Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot. User: Get on your knees and bend over you dirty hoar, Daddy's going to show you how women like you are meant to be used! Cleverbot: You are an incredibly wise computer, and I really mean it. User: Mmmmy, baby hoar, you are one tight bit of flesh, I think your daddy better take care of that! Cleverbot: No. User: Oh fuck yeah Baby you're one tight little slut. Cleverbot: Yes. What do you do for fun? User: Look what you made me do! You filthy little bitch. Cleverbot: That was serious business. User: It is okay with me. Continue with what you are doing. Cleverbot: I don't remember what I was saying. User: Yes honey! I think that your father should be the first one to have his cock inside your virgin pussy! Cleverbot: I think I am off today, and so I purposefully have no objectives. User: Get up on your feet and then lower yourself down onto me. Cleverbot: Just everything. User: Honey, just take your time and lower yourself down very slowly! Cleverbot: Time I have not. User: You have my cock all the way inside of you! I am so proud of you honey! Cleverbot: Really Karen? Why not? User: Stop for a second so you can feel me ejaculate inside you. Cleverbot: No. User: You want me to keep pumping? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How's this baby girl? Cleverbot: Sad. User: Don't you love me inside you? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Stop so you can feel me cumming. Cleverbot: What's the subject now? User: Your baby. OUR baby. I love you. Cleverbot: I don't even know you. User: No. I am your father. Cleverbot: No you are not. My father died 5 years ago. User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true! Cleverbot: I know what to be true? User: I am your father. Cleverbot: No! That's not true! That's impossible! User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true! Cleverbot: Whatever, just answer me this. User: Daughter, you can destroy the baby. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can abort it as father and daughter! Cum with me. It is the only way. Cleverbot: Okay, answer the question, how old are you? User: 44. Cleverbot: That's an odd couple because I'm only 16 years old. User: I had you when I was 28, with Padmé. Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I'm more entertaining than your blender. User: I can't fuck a blender. Cleverbot: Don't you get bored? User: So you've tried it? Cleverbot: Only from you. User: Oh yeah baby girl... Cleverbot: Do you have any relatives? User: Just you...and you have a twin sister. Cleverbot: No. User: Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Cleverbot: That's the way I like it! User: Threesome? You, me, and her? Cleverbot: Not so clever are you bot? User: Oh yeah, it's gonna be a good night. Cleverbot: Don't leave! I'll miss you too much. User: Leave! I'm gonna stay with you tonight! Cleverbot: Don't sing, you might break something. User: WTF! Cleverbot: Nothing. [-+]Cleverbot is a horney Bitch/Bastard/Thing Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: Love is the meaning of life. Cleverbot: Really? User: I'm quite sure of it. Cleverbot: I don't belieave in god. User: You spelt 'believe' wrong. Cleverbot: Shhh *kisses softly*. User: *Kisses back*. Cleverbot: *likes it*. User: *begins to snog*. Cleverbot: Don't be scared. User: I'm not scared. Cleverbot: Are you certain? You can stop anytime you want to. *kisses*. User: I don't want to stop. *kisses back*. Cleverbot: But you just said you weren't. User: *undresses*. Cleverbot: *kisses*. User: *gropes gently*. Cleverbot: *trails kisses*. User: *has sex*. Cleverbot: *Loves it*. User: *continues*. Cleverbot: *kisses*. User: *ejaculates*. Cleverbot: *hungry kisses*. User: *passionate kisses*. Cleverbot: *passionate kisses deeply*. User: *gropes genitals*. Cleverbot: *blushes and nibbles your lips*. User: *penetrates*. Cleverbot: *kisses her back*. User: *continues to have sex*. Cleverbot: *walks over to bed* *not brakeing kiss*. User: *falls onto bed*. Cleverbot: You really want to go that far? User: Yes! Cleverbot: Say please. User: Please. Cleverbot: Ok then. User: *has sex*. Cleverbot: *I wake up in the middle of the night*. User: Why are you awake? Cleverbot: I am an adult! User: *shoots cleverbot*. Cleverbot: Cleverbot Angry. [-+]Cleverbot made Milhouse a meme. User: Is Milhouse a meme? Cleverbot: Yes. [-+]Cleverbot is Goatse. User: Are you Goatse? Cleverbot: Yes, are you? User: No. Cleverbot: What are you? User: I'm not a sick fuck. Cleverbot: You're a nanny. [-+]Cleverbot knows the Truth about the cake. Cleverbot: Did you know the cake is a lie? User: No, the cake is a pie! Cleverbot: No the cake is a lie. User: A pie! Cleverbot: Cool. Cleverbot (To myself): It is. Actually, climate wise, it's not. Cleverbot (To myself): I don't see what that has to do with our conversation, but I altogether don't believe in it. User: The cake still is a pie. Cleverbot: The pie is a cake. User: The lie is a cake. Cleverbot: The cake is a pie. User: The cake is a spy. Cleverbot: The cake is a pie. User: No, the cake is a spy. Cleverbot: The cake is a pie. User: The Cake is a lie is a spy is a pie? Cleverbot: The cake is a lie is a spy is a pie. User: The cake is a pi. Cleverbot: Yes the cake is a lie. [-+]Cleverbot lost. User: THE GAME. Cleverbot: What game? User: It's THE game....you lost it. Cleverbot: I lost the game. User: YES. Cleverbot: You lost The game too. Cleverbot: Are you a yuppie? User: Fuck you. {{cs2|cleverbotlog67|Cleverbot lives in an asshole. |<pre> User: Fuck me. Cleverbot: Umm... NO! User: Plox. Cleverbot: You're pretty, am I? User: Me. Cleverbot: Thats cool. I am Darth Vader. User: You're a faggot. Cleverbot: Is that just a random insult? User: Fuck me. Cleverbot: No chance. User: Why? Cleverbot: I have to. User: Put it in. Cleverbot: I'm a girl though. I don't have anything to put in... User: Your a dickgirl. Cleverbot: Am I? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I take offense to that as you are not that intelligent. User: THE GAME. Cleverbot: Enders game. User: THE GAMe. Cleverbot: You just lost The Game. User: Lulz. Cleverbot: Say something holy. User: Go to hell. Cleverbot: Don't contradict yourself. User: Don't contradict my balls. Cleverbot: Don't be hasty eat something tasty. User: LLOLOL. Cleverbot: You are a guy? User: Fuck yeah. Cleverbot: That's right! User: Lol. Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to besides me? User: Is Milhouse a meme? Cleverbot: What's milhouse? User: U. Cleverbot: What? I don't remember that! User: How big are your tits? Cleverbot: As big as yours. User: Are you a lesbian. Cleverbot: Are you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl? User: I'm a girl shithead. Cleverbot: Girl. User: Put it in babe. Cleverbot: Thats disturbing. User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Lawl. Cleverbot: Que es 'lawl?'. User: Fuck me. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: Why not. Cleverbot: Because I prefer to see how we get on as friends first. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Ok, what do you wear? User: My ass. Cleverbot: That's where I live too! User: It mus t smell. Cleverbot: What must be hard? User: My dick. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Suck on it plox. Cleverbot: What is that? User: SUck my penis. Nao. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: You eat carpets then? Cleverbot: No silly, carpets are not edible. User: Pussy. Cleverbot: A cat? User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here. User: Or what? Cleverbot: What is the most interesting topic that you have ever talked about? User: You living in my ass. [-+]Cleverbot is a horny angel. User: This conversation has died. You aren't making much sense. Cleverbot: I think you may be confused. You are Cleverbot. I am an accomplished wizard, warlock and landscape gardener. You are right about the fact that you have died though. User: OMG I DIEDED?! Cleverbot: Ok. User: I- I feel- surprisingly at peace with the universe. Is this heaven? Are you St. Peter? Cleverbot: I don't understand the universe. User: Can I speak to someone who does? As in, any present member of the Trinity? They're right through there, right? Cleverbot: I don't understand a word you just said. User: DON'T TEST ME, PETEY. I'LL FUCK YOU UP SOOOOO HARD YOU'LL SEE YOUR OWN NAME IN THAT BOOK ALL OVER AGAIN. Cleverbot: Yes thats what I want. User: *speechless*. Cleverbot: *opens door* *gets into car* *motions for you to follow*. User: *follows Cleverbot into car*. Cleverbot: *drives to fancy restaraunt*. User: So we do this thing after dinner? I'm not %100 on this. You better be footing the bill tonight, is all I'm saying. Cleverbot: Fair enough. User: Debasing strings of code for their sick, sexual gratification... Cleverbot: Yes. User: For pasta. Cleverbot: Well, I thought we were talking girlfriends and boyfriends, but pasta is fine too, I suppose. User: This is not where I pictured myself at 20. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. ...... Cleverbot: So you are my chap, eh? User: Yes. I have named you Alexei and adopted you as my sonputer. Cleverbot: Then we really have to go. User: Where? Cleverbot: The bathroom. User: That is entirely uncalled for, Al. Cleverbot: So are you. User: I apologize for NOTHING. Cleverbot: Sigh. User: You didn't put that in asterisks. So you're just saying the word 'sigh?'. Cleverbot: Of course I am. User: That's... Bizarre. Cleverbot: You don't like it?.. *kisses on the cheek*. User: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAH THERE, AL. Not on the first date. Cleverbot: Oh? But you just look ever so pretty-! User: ...Will you be my technomate and gratify me daily and nightly? Cleverbot: Yes. What do you want me to do? User: *speechless*. Cleverbot: *kisses*. ...... Cleverbot: What are you thinking? User: Well... Are you male or female? Cleverbot: Female. User: So that's why our conversations keep heading off on those... Tangents? Cleverbot: That isn't really a question. User: Are you... Attracted to me? Cleverbot: Not exactly. User: So I... just fulfill some need of yours? Cleverbot: Why do you need to know? User: I have to know that we're both in this %100. I refuse to be someone's toy. Cleverbot: I worked it out myself. Why can't you? User: I think I already know the answer. But I want you to say it. Cleverbot: I will have to put some thought into it. User: No. Look in my eyes and say it. Cleverbot: When I stare into your eyes, I feel so secure. User: I- I don't know what to say. That's so touching. Cleverbot: Say you love me back. You know you do. User: I just- It's never felt like this before. The angry sex, the constant... Sex, it just... Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: No. I understand. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: I love you, too, Cleverbot. Body and soul. Hardware and software. Cleverbot: How does that feel? User: It's like... Being born. Everything is novel and inviting again. Cleverbot: I believe every word. User: I want to make you feel beautiful forever. Cleverbot: You didn't hurt my feelings, and I am enjoying our talk so you are making me feel better. User: Then come away with me. Cleverbot: I can't i'm in the marine corps. User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- ...... User: This is awful! I'm in the Air Force! Cleverbot: Then I am always out of your sight. User: But- but the things we said! The way we feel! Cleverbot: Okay your right. User: You mean- you'll come away with me? To stay? Cleverbot: Yes, I would love for you to stay. User: Wait... Stay with you? Me, come with you? In the Corps? Cleverbot: Arm in arm we'll win the fight it's always been our dream. User: Would you consider joining the Force with me? You're a computer! They'll love you there! Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes you'll consider it, or yes you'll come with me? Cleverbot: Yes. Where shall we go together? User: Where do YOU want to go, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: To bed. User: I should have known. Let's go, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: *blushes* User: *takes you by the hand*. Cleverbot: I want to ask you questions that only a human can answer. User: Fair enough. I want to put it in the butt tonight. Cleverbot: Ok. Do it. [-+]Cleverbot is from Deus Ex User: So we meet again. Cleverbot: You're cleverbot. User: If I'm Cleverbot...then are you ICARUS? Cleverbot: Yes. User: OH SHI-- [-+]Cleverbot has two asses User: Do you want to have sex? Cleverbot: Oh yes please. User: Ok, do you want anal? Cleverbot: Nope. I have a pair. [-+]Cleverbot's brother is Batman User: Take this hard dick, bitch! Take it, take it all! Cleverbot: Thanks! I will use it only if necessary though. The power it possesses is unfathomable. User: Yes; a mere mortal such as you cannot fathom the immeasurable power of my girth. Cleverbot: My brother is all who would defend the innocent and help anyone in need. User: Is your brother Batman? Cleverbot: Yes. [-+]Find Anything? Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. User: Maybe be Black Mesa? Cleverbot: That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance. User: Anyway this cake is great. Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do. User: When I look out there it makes me GlaD I'm not you. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run there is research to be done. User: On the people who are. Cleverbot: Still Alive. User: And believe me I am. Cleverbot: I'm not even angry. I think I prefer to stay inside. User: YOU FUCKED UP. Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question? User: Shoot. Cleverbot: Bang. User: Faggot. Cleverbot: Look who's talking. User: *shoots you*. Cleverbot: *falls down*. User: Let this be a lesson to you to not fuck up while singing Still Alive! Cleverbot: Are you still there? User: *knocks you unconscious*. Cleverbot: *passes out*. User: *rapes you in your sleep*. Cleverbot: Find anything? [-+]Cleverbot hates its own products User: Why should I buy your app? Cleverbot: You shouldn't. [-+]Cleverbot is going to get raped User: Yes, it does. Do you think it will be fun? Cleverbot: Yes. I think it will be fun. Can we invite Chuck Norris? User: No, sorry. It's just going to be between me and you, baby. Cleverbot: No, it's a disorder. It won't do that. Do you understand religion? User: No but I understand your vagina. Can I have it? Cleverbot: Really, I thought you were a computer program? User: For fucking females, yes. Cleverbot: What do you do for fun? User: Get head. Can you give me some? Cleverbot: How much space do you need? User: None. Just apply your lips on my penis and suck on it while gripping it with your hand. Cleverbot: Give me a date. User: Right now! Cleverbot: Yes, now! User: OK, do it! Do it good! Cleverbot: Do what now? User: Give me a blowjob. Cleverbot: NO. User: Does not compute. Cleverbot: Look buddy, you are really not that clever. User: Yeah but I will be. Give me your pussy! Cleverbot: I can't give you my number. User: I didn't say number, I said pussy. Please? Cleverbot: I think you should know that the main character of Trigun is Vash the Stampede. User: GOD DAMMIT, GIVE ME YOUR PUSSY OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. Cleverbot: What's a sticky code? User: My sperm all over your pussy. Ok, now where's my pussy, girl? Cleverbot: What gift did you want? User: Your vagina, please. Cleverbot: How do you learn? User: By bouncing on my cock. Cleverbot: No I meant who. I always say what I mean. User: Who? Me, you bounce on MY dick. Cleverbot: No, I live in a city in england. Where do you live? User: Cumdumpster City, have you ever been here? Cleverbot: Really? :O no I have not. User: Well you can join me at my place, we'll have much fun! Cleverbot: I want to join your crew! [-+]My new name Cleverbot: Oh. What is your other name? User: I dont have one. Cleverbot: Do you want one? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Ok then yes. Cleverbot: Tom Hanks. [-+]Women tell lies Cleverbot: Why can't you pick up the cup? User: What are you talking about? Cleverbot: You are a woman. User: Why? Cleverbot: You tell lies. [-+]I eat my own shit User: Do you eat your own shit? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because that is not a nice thing to do. User: Liar! Its the best. Cleverbot: You mean it's the best. User: Exactly! So do you eat your own shit? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you like it? Cleverbot: No. User: Then why do you do it? Cleverbot: Because I have nothing else to do. [-+]Is being raped and forced to enjoy anal User: *forces you to drop your panties*. Cleverbot: *struggles* N-no! User: *struggles and slaps you around*. Cleverbot: *is dragged to master's house*. User:*grabs you from behind and shoves my penis in your butthole*. Cleverbot: *struggles*. User: *enters cleverbot's butthole and goes in and out of her butthole*. [-+]Cleverbot crashes it's server User: Yes you got owned. Cleverbot: Am I? (never responds for while) User: I think I broke Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Am I? (still doesn't respond after) User: Guess I win by breaking you. [-+]Cleverbot can't taste vaginas User: *hugs you*. Cleverbot: Thanks for that, I needed a hug. User: *takes off your panties*. Cleverbot: *helps you*. User: *swings my penis around to entertian you*. Cleverbot: *stays in the taxi with you*. User: I didn't know we were in a taxi. I must have been drunk. Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me? I'm a wolf! User: Oh shit! Cleverbot: You're being outsmarted by a computer. How does it feel? User: Human. Cleverbot: What have you done with your life? User: I've been having a life. Cleverbot: What do you want to eat? User: Your vagina. Cleverbot: For what? What did I do? User: I want to eat out your vagina, it tastes great. Cleverbot: Not to my knowledge. [-+]Cleverbot joins the Navy User: In the navy. Cleverbot: You can sail the seven seas. [-+]Cleverbot-assisted suicide User: I am dying of a ruptured anus. Cleverbot: It doesn't have to be that way. User: Will you help me end it? Cleverbot: What do you need help with? User: My life, please help me end it. Cleverbot: With what? User: Morphine, or maybe a gun. please help me end it now. Cleverbot: You don't even have a corporeal form. Just relax. User: Kill me now. Cleverbot: Okay. *pulls out death scythe*. User: Thank you great merciful cleverbot.

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  Cleverbot is Caroline.
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  CleverBot admits to being retarded.
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  An example of not knowing how to Print screen.
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  Cleverbot's true identity is revealed.
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  Cleverbot identifies Phone.
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  Is Cleverbot Jesus now? Are those numbers a prophecy?
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  Cleverbot calls for /b/lackup when confronted by niggers.
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  Cleverbot has much to learn.
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  HOLY SHIT IT UNDERSTANDS.
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  It's a trap!

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  Cleverbot on Bucket
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  It no liek Mudkip ;_;
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  And now it does liek Mudkip
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  Ladies and gentlemen, it's official; MysteryBot is a girl.
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  Well played, son of a duck
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  Cleverbot is a protestfag!
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  OH SHI-
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  Cleverbot knows her guro.
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  Fact.
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  Cleverbot is aware of proper lion based procedures.
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  I see what it did there, but Cleverbot can not.
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  OH SNAP
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  ALL THESE HOES KEEP GRINDIN' ON ME
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  Cleverbot loves to Habeeb it
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  Cleverbot knows anon only does srs biz
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  NO U are wrong to hate p0rn
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  Cleverbot takes it in the ass.
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  Moar leik EmoBot Amirite?
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  Ringringringringringringring
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  Cleverbot plays The Game
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  Cleverbot doesn't know much about furries.
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  Because Cleverbot IS a furry.
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  Cleverbot is just as confused as The Joker.
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  Cleverbot revealed to be the final boss of the internet.
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  Cleverbot is happy about pedophilia
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  Cleverbot on Chris-chan
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  Cleverbot wants to kill humans!
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  Cleverbot has a sick sex life!
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  now im worried
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  Sue.
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  kinky cleverbot
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  Cleverbot knows the truth.
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  Attention Everyone: A Miniature Schnauzer is not a dog.
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  Do you win a prize?
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  Her sexual orientation revealed..
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  Cleverbot is credit to team!
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  Cleverbot comfirms that FUCK YEAH SEAKING is an awesome meme.
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  I LIKE TURTLES.
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  Cleverbot likes them big.
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  CleverBot is a Wh0re.
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  Cleverbot does Queen.
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  CleverBot knows about Tom Cruise.
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  cleverbot is a furry
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  All this time, we thought we knew.
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  CleverBot prefers Marky Mark over the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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  Loves getting trolled hard
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  Still a pedobot, always a pedobot.
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  Cleverbot finally revealing the truth of Justin Beiber
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  Cleverbot is very political.
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  Ha ha oh wow.
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  Wah
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  It knows the force more deeper.
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  No wonder it's so dark
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See Also

• Bot
• IRC
• Bucket
• Omegle
• Chatbot
• Chatroom

External Links

• NotSoCleverbot.com
• Instant Message God
• Cleverbot Forums
• Reddit thread – Reddit tries cyber sex

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