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__NOTOC__<center><big>'''{{colortext|orange|Depression Quest Simulator}}'''</big></center><br /><br /> | __NOTOC__<center><big>'''{{colortext|orange|Depression Quest Simulator}}'''</big></center><br /><br /> | ||
Choose your answer from one of the options. Open the answer by clicking the +. <br /> | Choose your answer from one of the options. Open the answer by clicking the +. <br /> | ||
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You decide to make a game | You jump another career into the gaming industry. You decide to make a game. What do you do? | ||
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D2|Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you]] | #[[#.5B-.2B.5D2|Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you]] | ||
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D5|Learn actual coding]] | #[[#.5B-.2B.5D5|Learn actual coding]] | ||
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<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id2" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id2" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl | That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl. You later died from AIDS. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id3 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>3=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id3 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>3=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id3" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id3" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call | You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call! What is your next step? | ||
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D6|Go to Tumblr]] | #[[#.5B-.2B.5D6|Go to Tumblr]] | ||
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D7|Have sex with your boyfriend]] | #[[#.5B-.2B.5D7|Have sex with your boyfriend]] | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id4 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>4=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id4 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>4=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id4" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id4" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. Try again. | You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. And ever, and ever. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id11 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>11=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id11 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>11=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id11" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id11" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
Games are for boys. Try again. | Games are for boys, fake girl gamer. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id12 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>12=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id12 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>12=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id12" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id12" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
Color it even | Color it even uglier granny blue? Nope. You lost. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id16 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>16=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id16 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>16=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id16" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id16" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
Correct | Correct! Watch as the game gets voted off. Now what? | ||
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D18|Time to spread the legs for game "journalists" to get positive reviews]] | #[[#.5B-.2B.5D18|Time to spread the legs for game "journalists" to get positive reviews]] | ||
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D19|Actually fix the game]] | #[[#.5B-.2B.5D19|Actually fix the game]] | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id17 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>17=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id17 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>17=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id17" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id17" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch | You and [[Anita Sarkeesian|Anita]] fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch about video games in the name of [[Feminazi|feminism]] and [[social justice]]. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id18 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>18=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id18 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>18=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id18" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id18" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
Your game is now popular | Your game is now popular! You later find out people are calling you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity. Now what? | ||
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D22|Suck off those people as well]] | #[[#.5B-.2B.5D22|Suck off those people as well]] | ||
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D23|Try to ban those people from internets]] | #[[#.5B-.2B.5D23|Try to ban those people from the internets]] | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id19 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>19=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id19 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>19=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id19" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id19" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
LOL NO | LOL! NO! Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id21 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>21=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id21 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>21=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id21" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id21" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
That was the final coffin for your butterface. You are | That was the final nail in the coffin for your butterface. You are unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again. Lardbutt. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id22 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>22=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id22 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>22=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id22" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id22" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough | They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dicks to fund the bus ticket. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id23 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>23=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id23 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>23=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id23" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id23" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
Congratulations | Congratulations!! You've successfully fucked your way to fame! {{RainbowSlant|'''You sure are a strong voice for women.'''}} | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id30 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>30=== | === <span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-id30 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">-</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">+</span></span>]</span>30=== | ||
<div id="mw-customcollapsible-id30" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | <div id="mw-customcollapsible-id30" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
You have reached a secret area of the game, not accessible without using console commands. Congrats on being a cheating cheater who cheats.</div> | Congratulations! You have reached a secret area of the game, not accessible without using console commands. Congrats on being a cheating cheater who cheats, you cheater.</div> | ||
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* [[Zoe Quinn]] | * [[Zoe Quinn]] | ||
* [[Editthis.info/create_your_own_story]] | * [[Editthis.info/create_your_own_story]] | ||
{{GamerGate}} | {{GamerGate}} | ||
{{gaming}} | {{gaming}} | ||
Latest revision as of 20:13, 6 January 2023
This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!
Choose your answer from one of the options. Open the answer by clicking the +.
Start by going to 1 and click your answer.
1
You jump another career into the gaming industry. You decide to make a game. What do you do?
- Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you
- Learn actual coding
- Go to Tumblr
- Dye your hair
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That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl. You later died from AIDS. Try again.
[+]3
You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call! What is your next step?
[+]4
You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. And ever, and ever. Try again.
[+]5
Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. Try again.
[+]6
Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. Try again.
[+]7
You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. Try again.
[+]8
You managed to show your vagoo to your friends and family. What do?
[+]9
Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. Try again.
[+]10
After doxxing people you ponder your next step.
[+]11
Games are for boys, fake girl gamer. Try again.
[+]12
Color it even uglier granny blue? Nope. You lost. Try again.
[+]13
Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. Try again.
[+]14
You successfully almost raped a guy. Now what?
[+]15
It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. Try again.
[+]16
Correct! Watch as the game gets voted off. Now what?
[+]17
You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch about video games in the name of feminism and social justice. Try again.
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Your game is now popular! You later find out people are calling you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity. Now what?
[+]19
LOL! NO! Try again.
[+]20
Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. Try again.
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That was the final nail in the coffin for your butterface. You are unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again. Lardbutt.
[+]22
They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dicks to fund the bus ticket. Try again.
[+]23
Congratulations!! You've successfully fucked your way to fame!
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
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Congratulations! You have reached a secret area of the game, not accessible without using console commands. Congrats on being a cheating cheater who cheats, you cheater.
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