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[[File:LKDPortraitProfile.jpg|thumb|right|Laura Kate Dale, Kotaku video game journalist and gladiator of all trannies.]] | |||
[[File:LKDbrony.jpg|thumb|right|Laura Kate Dale shows his [[Brony|transbrony]] pride.]] | |||
'''[[Powerword|Joshua Dale]]''' (aliases '''joshany12''' and '''obscurejoshany12''') who currently change his sex and name to '''Laura Kate Dale''' and its aliases '''Laurawesome''', '''Laura K Buzz''', and '''Vaginaman''', is a proud 26-year-old [[attention whore|attention craving]] manly [[tranny]] working as a co-host for [[Jim Sterling|Jim "The Lumpy Cuck" Sterling's]] [[Jimquisition]] [[podcast]] & a [[Journalism|transgender game journalist]] for [[Kotaku]] [[UK]]. Laura is the exact same tranny journalist who gets easily [[triggered]] for many ridiculous reasons he finds offensive such as accusing a [[Microsoft]] employee for misgendering him on stage at [[Eurogamer|Eurogamer Expo]], and screeching his head off to pull a game off Steam because it's called Tranny Gladiator. Laura's reputation and behavior on the web is approved to be qualified as a [[lolcow]], riped and ready to [[cum|be milked]] for the entertainment of the lulz. He is also well known for being a fake leaker, [[asspie|autistic tranny]], [[feminazi|feminist]], a [[social justice warrior]], and having a [[food|sexual food]] fetish for [[lolwut|fucking delicious buttery popcorn]] with [[Salt|extra salt]]. Due to his own [[asspie|asperger suffering]], he hates being called a tranny and claiming that he's being harassed by mean [[trolls|internet trolls]] due to his erroneous leaks by being a lolcow in the first place. | |||
==Joshua Dale, Before The Transbeast== | |||
[[File:JoshuaDaleBeforeAfter.png|thumb|right|Before he was hideous, he was a normal kid.]] | |||
Joshua Dale was born on September 14th, 1991. He lives in [[United Kingdom|Boscombe West, Bournemouth, United Kingdom]] with his mother Jenny Dale. Joshua was your normal typical [[soyboy|soyboy-looking]] kid with [[autism]] condition who looks like [[you]] can be friends with to kill time playing video games and having a good time. Later after high school Joshua attended college at Brockenhurst College. During his time in college he slacks off to not learn anything in his classes. Instead he sits his ass down playing [[World of Warcraft]] all day and all night, role-playing as female characters and claiming [[waifu|waifus]]. Thus begins the downfall of the normal life of Joshua Dale he once had. And his life's downfall grows more mind breakable as the years passes. | |||
In 2010, Joshua confirm himself he's [[Autogynephilia]] and wanted to be a [[snowflake|girl with snowflake syndrome in game journalism]] known as Laura Kate Dale without thinking in his shattered mind that the results would turn ugly. Very, very, ugly. | |||
Joshua | |||
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===Paying For A Sex Change With GoFundMe=== | |||
[[File:LKDvagooIRL.jpg|thumb|right|Once you see Vaginaman's newly announced vagoo, you may want to take a shower.]] | |||
Like all bad attention whores and special snowflakes asking [[idiots|moronic fans]] for donation money, in early 2016 Laura thinks it's a good idea to ask his fans to donate money to his GoFundMe page for a sex change operation [[Lazy|without using his own damn money]]. Unfortunately his braindead fans went bankrupt to help the snowflake successfully get enough money for Laura's sex change operation. | |||
[[File:Vaginaman.jpg|thumb|center|Gentlemen, behold! Vaginaman!!]] | |||
And then on June 2016 he brings exciting news that he got rid of his [[penis]] in exchange for a [[vagina]]. Did I mention the results would turn very ugly? Well, take a good look at Vaginaman and you found the ugly results! | |||
*'''[https://www.gofundme.com/laurakbuzz Laura's GoFundMe to raise money to be a tranny]''' {{archive|lIlOn}} | |||
**'''[https://www.gofundme.com/help-4-queer-women-and-1-cat-move Another of Laura's GoFundMe to pay for moving]''' {{archive|Moleq}} | |||
==Career of a Tranny Lolcow== | |||
[[File:KillFrogUnsureDeodorant.png|thumb|right|Your typical deodorant for traps.]] | |||
During his career as a tranny game journalist, Laura Kate Dale has written other articles in the following websites: RPS, [[Destructoid]], Indie Haven (founder of the site), Let's Play Video Games (founder of the site), 3DSBuzz, Explosion, MCMBuzz, Kotaku, [[Polygon]], [[VICE]], [[Huffington Post|The Huffington Post]], and The Average Gamer. Laura is also the co-host of the Jimquisition podcast by Jim "Fat Cuck" Sterling where he talks about everything Jim Sterling does in a room that reeks of Jim's putrid Monster energy body odor and Doritos farts. Other podcasts Laura got involved and founded includes: Laura's Gaming Butts, Oh No! Video Games!, C:VG, Year of Steam, and The Let's Play Video Games Podcast. His most favorite thing in his no-educated career is playing the victim card because he has trolls [[ROFL|ROFLing]] at him. | |||
==World of Warcraft Inspired Him to be a Tranny== | ==World of Warcraft Inspired Him to be a Tranny== | ||
After Joshua cut off his e-peen and change his name to Laura, he wrote a article on The Guardian about World of Warcraft inspired him to help him come out of the closet as a transgender woman | After Joshua cut off his e-peen and change his name to Laura, he wrote a article on The Guardian about World of Warcraft inspired him to help him come out of the closet as a transgender woman. He was hoping his inspiration sex change transformation will make him as attractive like his NPC elf waifus [[Elf|Tyrande Whisperwind or Sylvanas Windrunner]]. But instead his transformation comes from a Frankenstein's lab to look more like [[Goblinkike|Jastor Gallywix]] in [[Drag queen|drag]]...minus [[Egoraptor|the big fat pimp chin]]. | ||
*'''[https://www.theguardian.com/technology/gamesblog/2014/jan/23/how-world-of-warcraft-game-helped-me-come-out-transgender The Guardian: How World of Warcraft helped me come out as transgender]''' {{archive|JIYZz}} | *'''[https://www.theguardian.com/technology/gamesblog/2014/jan/23/how-world-of-warcraft-game-helped-me-come-out-transgender The Guardian: How World of Warcraft helped me come out as transgender]''' {{archive|JIYZz}} | ||
==Images== | |||
{{cg|Gallery Kate Dale|LKD|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:LKDdatablecharacter.png|{{twitter|TheChicMonster|Who the fuck}} would make Laura datable in [[Shit nobody cares about|that SJW game Pairanormal]]?! | |||
File:LKDMJmyownclone.png|Now neither of them would be virgins. | |||
File:LKDLinkHeadcanons.png|Like all delusional tranny [[fandom|headcanons]], Laura would confirm Link is trans just like Brianna Wu would claim Samus is trans. | |||
File:LKDfakelistcompare.png|Comparing Laura's fake Nintendo leaks to [[Ian Miles Cheong|Ian's]] correct Nintendo leaks. Claims fake harassment later. | |||
File:LKDbathtime.jpg|It's for the next cover of National Geographic magazines. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:LKDTrumpBathroom.jpg|Yeah, that would get [[Donald Trump|Donald Trump's]] attention alright. | |||
File:LKDZQidolizing.png|He loves to idolize [[Zoe Quinn|that one whore who fucked Five Guys Burgers And Fries for positive reviews and started GamerGate]]. | |||
File:LKDDobsonKissass.jpg|Dobson ass-pats Laura in hopes to win his heart and to [[Inflation art|inflate him]]. | |||
File:LKDfanartmouthlazer.jpg|A cringey LKD fanart of him [[Shoop da whoop|firing his tranzors]] at [[People|the internet trolls]]. | |||
File:LKDgenitaljousting.png|Says the one who chopped off his dick and social pressuring the [[Patriarchy|male patriarchy]]. | |||
File:Neogafffxvcindytriggered.jpg|[[NeoGAF]] comparing hotness. | |||
</gallery>|}} | |||
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===Video Game Vagoos (12/22/2016)=== | |||
According to his own imagination, Vaginaman himself submitted a article of pornography drawings full of female game character's pussies he finds it [[Disgusting|"female empowerment"]]. The reality check is that it's never about female empowerment. It's just fucking porn! Laura craved many e-fame over it and greedily stolen all the credit for himself without giving the hard workers any credit. A main sample of the corruption that is video game journalism. | |||
PillGrimm, the artist responsible for the vagoo drawings for Laura to steal his credit, explain the reason why the website hosts demanded to put the article down for good is because of, you know, vaginas. And these vaginas he drew for Laura to pose as female empowerment are beyond monstrosities that for the love of the human sanity, no human being should lay eyes on it. But that doesn't mean for Laura to [https://imgur.com/a/zyJcP post it on his Imgur page] and for Encyclopedia Dramatica to upload for the lulz! | |||
{{cg|Laura's Female Gaming Empowerment|vaginaart|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
File:LKDVGVtwitter.jpg|The Twitter announcement. | |||
File:LKDVGVfront.jpg|The front article. | |||
File:LKDVGVpillgrimmtakedown.jpg|The artist PillGrimm explains why his abomination needs to be taken down. | |||
File:LKDVGVpeach.png|What do the cake and Laura's vagina have in common? [[The cake is a lie|They're both a lie]]. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
File:LKDVGVbayonetta.png|[[Anita Sarkeesian]] would bitch about how Bayonetta's vagina is sexist. | |||
File:LKDVGVliara.png|Empowering and feminist? More like [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]! | |||
File:LKDVGVglados.png|Same thing, the vaginas are a lie. | |||
File:LKDVGVcandykong.png|Thank God that's censored. | |||
File:LKDVGVjade1.png|Vessel vaginas don't look like that. | |||
File:LKDVGVjade2.png|And keep them on! | |||
File:LKDVGVchloe.png|Typical SJW / third wave feminist vaginas. | |||
File:LKDVGVgruntilda.png|Want some [[bleach]] to unseen all the horrors? | |||
</gallery>|}} | |||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*'''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/laura-kate-dale-laura-k-buzz-joshua-dale-laurawesome-joshany12.27621/ Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to the tranny lolcow Laura Kate Dale]''' | *'''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/laura-kate-dale-laura-k-buzz-joshua-dale-laurawesome-joshany12.27621/ Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to the tranny lolcow Laura Kate Dale]''' | ||
*'''[email protected]''' - Laura's current Email address | *'''[email protected]''' - Laura's current Email address | ||
**'''[email protected]''' - Laura's Kotaku UK Email address | |||
**'''[email protected]''' - Laura's old Email address | **'''[email protected]''' - Laura's old Email address | ||
*'''PSN: Laurawesome''' - Laura's PlayStation Network account | *'''PSN: Laurawesome''' - Laura's PlayStation Network account | ||
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*'''Nintendo Network ID: Laurawesome''' - Laura's Nintendo ID account | *'''Nintendo Network ID: Laurawesome''' - Laura's Nintendo ID account | ||
**'''[https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Laurawesome Laura's Miiverse account]''' {{archive|c4kEt}} | **'''[https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Laurawesome Laura's Miiverse account]''' {{archive|c4kEt}} | ||
*'''[http://www.laurak.buzz/ Laura's Personal Website]''' {{archive|2cvFy}} | *'''[http://www.laurak.buzz/ Laura's Personal Website]''' {{archive|2cvFy}} | ||
*'''[https://laurakbuzz.com/ Laura's Personal Blog]''' {{archive|sSu5B}} | *'''[https://laurakbuzz.com/ Laura's Personal Blog]''' {{archive|sSu5B}} | ||
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**{{Facebook|joshany12|Joshua Dale}} {{archive|RJqZO}} | **{{Facebook|joshany12|Joshua Dale}} {{archive|RJqZO}} | ||
*{{twitter|LaurakBuzz}} {{archive|MfRqN}} | *{{twitter|LaurakBuzz}} {{archive|MfRqN}} | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|LauraKBuzz}} {{archive|bTbP9}} | ||
**{{ | **{{yt|u|joshany12}} {{archive|QqSLf}} | ||
*'''[https://plus.google.com/102214935609883911408 Laura's Google Plus]''' {{archive|cVQQQ}} | *'''[https://plus.google.com/102214935609883911408 Laura's Google Plus]''' {{archive|cVQQQ}} | ||
*{{Patreon|LauraKBuzz}} - Earns less than $3000 per month for his crappy Let's Play channel {{archive|Czbgc}} | *{{Patreon|LauraKBuzz}} - Earns less than $3000 per month for his crappy Let's Play channel {{archive|Czbgc}} | ||
*'''[kotaku.co.uk/author/lkdale/ Laura's Kotaku UK author profile]''' | |||
*'''[http://www.moddb.com/members/laurawesome Laura's ModDB]''' {{archive|5kuHD}} | *'''[http://www.moddb.com/members/laurawesome Laura's ModDB]''' {{archive|5kuHD}} | ||
*'''[http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/laurakbuzz/ Laura's GiantBomb Profile]''' {{archive|ketVH}} | *'''[http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/laurakbuzz/ Laura's GiantBomb Profile]''' {{archive|ketVH}} | ||
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===Notable LKD Links=== | ===Notable LKD Links=== | ||
*{{twitter|GatheringTilley}} - Rebecca Tilley, ex-girlfriend | |||
*'''Laura accused a Microsoft employee of misgendering him on stage at Eurogamer Expo''' {{archive|o2GgG}} | *'''Laura accused a Microsoft employee of misgendering him on stage at Eurogamer Expo''' {{archive|o2GgG}} | ||
*'''[https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz/status/678513696994418688 Furious Laura got a game developer to pull off their game from Steam Greenlight and receive harassment because the game's title was "Tranny Gladiator"]''' {{archive|LNWeJ}} | *'''[https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz/status/678513696994418688 Furious Laura got a game developer to pull off their game from Steam Greenlight and receive harassment because the game's title was "Tranny Gladiator"]''' {{archive|LNWeJ}} | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[ | *[[Brianna Wu]] - Batshit insane tranny centering the attention of the GamerGate boogeyman. Plays video games together. | ||
*[[ | *[[Chris Chan]] | ||
*[[Faggot]] | *[[Faggot]] | ||
*[[Jim Sterling]] | *[[Jim Sterling]] | ||
*[[Kotaku]] | |||
*[[Lolcow]] | |||
*[[Tom Preston]] - Dobson himself became a cuck for LKD in hoping to inflate him with his bike pump someday. | |||
*[[Traps]] | *[[Traps]] | ||
*[[Trigger Warning]] | *[[Trigger Warning]] | ||
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - He gives her the usual ass pats. | |||
*[[Zoe Quinn]] | |||
{{faggotry}} | {{faggotry}} | ||
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Joshua Dale (aliases joshany12 and obscurejoshany12) who currently change his sex and name to Laura Kate Dale and its aliases Laurawesome, Laura K Buzz, and Vaginaman, is a proud 26-year-old attention craving manly tranny working as a co-host for Jim "The Lumpy Cuck" Sterling's Jimquisition podcast & a transgender game journalist for Kotaku UK. Laura is the exact same tranny journalist who gets easily triggered for many ridiculous reasons he finds offensive such as accusing a Microsoft employee for misgendering him on stage at Eurogamer Expo, and screeching his head off to pull a game off Steam because it's called Tranny Gladiator. Laura's reputation and behavior on the web is approved to be qualified as a lolcow, riped and ready to be milked for the entertainment of the lulz. He is also well known for being a fake leaker, autistic tranny, feminist, a social justice warrior, and having a sexual food fetish for fucking delicious buttery popcorn with extra salt. Due to his own asperger suffering, he hates being called a tranny and claiming that he's being harassed by mean internet trolls due to his erroneous leaks by being a lolcow in the first place.
Joshua Dale, Before The Transbeast
Joshua Dale was born on September 14th, 1991. He lives in Boscombe West, Bournemouth, United Kingdom with his mother Jenny Dale. Joshua was your normal typical soyboy-looking kid with autism condition who looks like you can be friends with to kill time playing video games and having a good time. Later after high school Joshua attended college at Brockenhurst College. During his time in college he slacks off to not learn anything in his classes. Instead he sits his ass down playing World of Warcraft all day and all night, role-playing as female characters and claiming waifus. Thus begins the downfall of the normal life of Joshua Dale he once had. And his life's downfall grows more mind breakable as the years passes.
In 2010, Joshua confirm himself he's Autogynephilia and wanted to be a girl with snowflake syndrome in game journalism known as Laura Kate Dale without thinking in his shattered mind that the results would turn ugly. Very, very, ugly.
Paying For A Sex Change With GoFundMe
Like all bad attention whores and special snowflakes asking moronic fans for donation money, in early 2016 Laura thinks it's a good idea to ask his fans to donate money to his GoFundMe page for a sex change operation without using his own damn money. Unfortunately his braindead fans went bankrupt to help the snowflake successfully get enough money for Laura's sex change operation.
And then on June 2016 he brings exciting news that he got rid of his penis in exchange for a vagina. Did I mention the results would turn very ugly? Well, take a good look at Vaginaman and you found the ugly results!
Career of a Tranny Lolcow
During his career as a tranny game journalist, Laura Kate Dale has written other articles in the following websites: RPS, Destructoid, Indie Haven (founder of the site), Let's Play Video Games (founder of the site), 3DSBuzz, Explosion, MCMBuzz, Kotaku, Polygon, VICE, The Huffington Post, and The Average Gamer. Laura is also the co-host of the Jimquisition podcast by Jim "Fat Cuck" Sterling where he talks about everything Jim Sterling does in a room that reeks of Jim's putrid Monster energy body odor and Doritos farts. Other podcasts Laura got involved and founded includes: Laura's Gaming Butts, Oh No! Video Games!, C:VG, Year of Steam, and The Let's Play Video Games Podcast. His most favorite thing in his no-educated career is playing the victim card because he has trolls ROFLing at him.
World of Warcraft Inspired Him to be a Tranny
After Joshua cut off his e-peen and change his name to Laura, he wrote a article on The Guardian about World of Warcraft inspired him to help him come out of the closet as a transgender woman. He was hoping his inspiration sex change transformation will make him as attractive like his NPC elf waifus Tyrande Whisperwind or Sylvanas Windrunner. But instead his transformation comes from a Frankenstein's lab to look more like Jastor Gallywix in drag...minus the big fat pimp chin.
Images
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Who the fuck would make Laura datable in that SJW game Pairanormal?! -
Now neither of them would be virgins.
-
Like all delusional tranny headcanons, Laura would confirm Link is trans just like Brianna Wu would claim Samus is trans.
-
Comparing Laura's fake Nintendo leaks to Ian's correct Nintendo leaks. Claims fake harassment later.Comparing Laura's fake Nintendo leaks to Ian's correct Nintendo leaks. Claims fake harassment later.
-
It's for the next cover of National Geographic magazines.
-
Yeah, that would get Donald Trump's attention alright.
-
Dobson ass-pats Laura in hopes to win his heart and to inflate him.
-
A cringey LKD fanart of him firing his tranzors at the internet trolls.
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Says the one who chopped off his dick and social pressuring the male patriarchy.
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NeoGAF comparing hotness.
Video Game Vagoos (12/22/2016)
According to his own imagination, Vaginaman himself submitted a article of pornography drawings full of female game character's pussies he finds it "female empowerment". The reality check is that it's never about female empowerment. It's just fucking porn! Laura craved many e-fame over it and greedily stolen all the credit for himself without giving the hard workers any credit. A main sample of the corruption that is video game journalism.
PillGrimm, the artist responsible for the vagoo drawings for Laura to steal his credit, explain the reason why the website hosts demanded to put the article down for good is because of, you know, vaginas. And these vaginas he drew for Laura to pose as female empowerment are beyond monstrosities that for the love of the human sanity, no human being should lay eyes on it. But that doesn't mean for Laura to post it on his Imgur page and for Encyclopedia Dramatica to upload for the lulz!
-
The Twitter announcement.
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The front article.
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The artist PillGrimm explains why his abomination needs to be taken down.
-
What do the cake and Laura's vagina have in common? They're both a lie.
-
Anita Sarkeesian would bitch about how Bayonetta's vagina is sexist.
-
Empowering and feminist? More like KILL IT WITH FIRE!
-
Same thing, the vaginas are a lie.
-
Thank God that's censored.
-
Vessel vaginas don't look like that.
-
And keep them on!
-
Typical SJW / third wave feminist vaginas.
-
Want some bleach to unseen all the horrors?
External Links
- Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to the tranny lolcow Laura Kate Dale
- [email protected] - Laura's current Email address
- [email protected] - Laura's Kotaku UK Email address
- [email protected] - Laura's old Email address
- PSN: Laurawesome - Laura's PlayStation Network account
- XBOX Live: joshany12 - Joshua Dale's XBOX Live account
- Nintendo Network ID: Laurawesome - Laura's Nintendo ID account
- Laura's Personal Website
(archive) - Laura's Personal Blog (archive)
Laura Kate Dale (archive)
- LaurakBuzz (archive)
LauraKBuzz (archive)
- Laura's Google Plus (archive)
LauraKBuzz - Earns less than $3000 per month for his crappy Let's Play channel (archive)- [kotaku.co.uk/author/lkdale/ Laura's Kotaku UK author profile]
- Laura's ModDB (archive)
- Laura's GiantBomb Profile (archive)
- Laura's NeoGAF Profile - Account required to view (archive)
laurakbuzz (archive)
laurakbuzz - Anonymous Ask enabled (archive)
laurakbuzz (archive)- Laura's Storify (archive)
LauraKBuzz (See removed posts: 1, 2) (archive)
- Laura's IGN Profile (archive)
- Laura's itch.io (archive)
- Laura's ask.fm (archive)
- Joshua Dale's GBATemp Profile (archive)
Notable LKD Links
- GatheringTilley - Rebecca Tilley, ex-girlfriend
- Laura accused a Microsoft employee of misgendering him on stage at Eurogamer Expo (archive)
- Furious Laura got a game developer to pull off their game from Steam Greenlight and receive harassment because the game's title was "Tranny Gladiator" (archive)
- Laura talking about how stunning & brave he is by making shitty games with Twine (archive)
See Also
- Brianna Wu - Batshit insane tranny centering the attention of the GamerGate boogeyman. Plays video games together.
- Chris Chan
- Faggot
- Jim Sterling
- Kotaku
- Lolcow
- Tom Preston - Dobson himself became a cuck for LKD in hoping to inflate him with his bike pump someday.
- Traps
- Trigger Warning
- Zoe Quinn - He gives her the usual ass pats.
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