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Unable to see the lulz in [[9/11]], Jonathan became a butthurt [[liberal]].
Unable to see the lulz in [[9/11]], Jonathan became a butthurt [[liberal]].


But on a more serious note, it seems McIntosh was seriously [[PTSD|traumatized]] by seeing the [[jews]] take down the towers live and, instead of going to [[therapy]] that would help him get over it, he spireled down into insanity. Soon after he [[Brainwash|hooked up]] with professor of [[marxism]] and fellow loony toon [[Wikipedia:Harry Cleaver|Harry Cleaver]] and became the man he is today. [[Last Thursday]] when WTO general director Pascal Lamy was holding a lecture, [http://www.anarkismo.net/article/4113 FullMcIntosh] [http://acrazycatlady.blogspot.com/2006/11/activists-disrupt-forum-on-wto-at.html saw] [http://boston.indymedia.org/feature/display/188770/index.php an] [http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2006/11/2/five-protesters-removed-at-wto-chiefs/ opportunity] [http://roshanpaul.org/2006/11/15/sixth-course-session-5-pascal-lamy/ to put himself in the spotlight] by interrupting the lecture by wearing an ugly red headband with the brilliant text "NO WTO".<br />
But on a more serious note, it seems McIntosh was seriously [[PTSD|traumatized]] by seeing the [[jews]] take down the towers live and, instead of going to [[therapy]] that would help him get over it, he spiralled down into insanity. Soon after he [[Brainwash|hooked up]] with professor of [[marxism]] and fellow loony toon [[Wikipedia:Harry Cleaver|Harry Cleaver]] and became the man he is today. [[Last Thursday]] when WTO general director Pascal Lamy was holding a lecture, [http://www.anarkismo.net/article/4113 FullMcIntosh] [http://acrazycatlady.blogspot.com/2006/11/activists-disrupt-forum-on-wto-at.html saw] [http://boston.indymedia.org/feature/display/188770/index.php an] [http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2006/11/2/five-protesters-removed-at-wto-chiefs/ opportunity] [http://roshanpaul.org/2006/11/15/sixth-course-session-5-pascal-lamy/ to put himself in the spotlight] by interrupting the lecture by wearing an ugly red headband with the brilliant text "NO WTO".<br />


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Two years later, in 1973, the book was re-issued with major revisions. Responding to criticisms of racism from the NAACP, children's literature critic Eleanor Cameron and others, Dahl agreed to re-write portions of the book that mentioned the Oompa-Loompas. In the revised version, Dahl depicts them as small “hippy” people with long golden-brown hair and rosy-white skin. Their origin was also changed from Africa to the fictional Loompaland. These adjustments, while illustrating how culture has the ability to literally change art, are still problematic. It is not possible to negate the ideas of colonialism if the victims simply have light skin, come from a fictional place or are of a vague non-specific ethnicity.
Two years later, in 1973, the book was re-issued with major revisions. Responding to criticisms of racism from the NAACP, children's literature critic Eleanor Cameron and others, Dahl agreed to re-write portions of the book that mentioned the Oompa-Loompas. In the revised version, Dahl depicts them as small “hippy” people with long golden-brown hair and rosy-white skin. Their origin was also changed from Africa to the fictional Loompaland. These adjustments, while illustrating how culture has the ability to literally change art, are still problematic. It is not possible to negate the ideas of colonialism if the victims simply have light skin, come from a fictional place or are of a vague non-specific ethnicity.


Now, in 2005, Warner Brothers has released another version of the feature film, this time directed by Tim Burton and starring famed actor Johnny Depp. The new adaptation brings back the racism and colonialism that the 1971 film and the 1973 revised book attempted to downplay. In this most recent incarnation we follow Willy Wonka, sporting the classic attire of the colonial explorer complete with safari hat, as he travels on screen to a distant tropical jungle called "Loompaland". He is, we are told, in search of "exotic" flavors for a new line of sweets. While depicted as silly and adventurous, the right of the Western entrepreneur to take whatever “flavor” plant or animal he desires from developing countries is never questioned. It is just the kind of theft western pharmaceuticals and agro-corporations have been engaged in throughout the developing world over the centuries.
Now, in 2005, Warner Brothers has released another version of the feature film, this time directed by Tim Burton and starring famed actor Johnny Depp. The new adaptation brings back the racism and colonialism that the 1971 film and the 1973 revised book attempted to downplay. In this most recent incarnation we follow Willy Wonka, sporting the classic attire of the colonial explorer complete with safari hat, as he travels on screen to a distant tropical jungle called "Loompaland". He is, we are told, in search of "exotic" flavors for a new line of sweets. While depicted as silly and adventurous, the right of the Western entrepreneur to take whatever “flavor” plant or animal he desires from developing countries is never questioned. It is just the kind of theft western pharmaceuticals and agri-corporations have been engaged in throughout the developing world over the centuries.


Interestingly, the film does not mention whether Wonka claims intellectual property rights over the ”flavors” he finds there, as is the case with his modern contemporaries. However, one assumes that the entire race of Oompa-Loompas falls under the umbrella of a fully owned copyright.
Interestingly, the film does not mention whether Wonka claims intellectual property rights over the ”flavors” he finds there, as is the case with his modern contemporaries. However, one assumes that the entire race of Oompa-Loompas falls under the umbrella of a fully owned copyright.
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In his spare time, Johnny-boy likes to "remix" videos. Meaning he takes other people's [[original content]] and turns it into attack videos for his own political agenda, which is exactly what FemFreq is. Simply said, his job is not unlike that of Joseph Goebbels.
In his spare time, Johnny-boy likes to "remix" videos. Meaning he takes other people's [[original content]] and turns it into attack videos for his own political agenda, which is exactly what FemFreq is. Simply said, his job is not unlike that of Joseph Goebbels.


This also explains Anita's poor handling of [[intellectual]] property issues, since he himself has been caught repeatedly stealing it (that's pretty much his entire job) and in the past has defended the position that [[copyright infringement]] for his shit videos is A-okay, and is at times seen blaming [[Youtube|Jewtube]] in the cases where the he got [[DMCA]]'d.
This also explains Anita's poor handling of [[intellectual]] property issues, since he himself has been caught repeatedly stealing it (that's pretty much his entire job) and in the past has defended the position that [[copyright infringement]] for his shit videos is A-okay, and is at times seen blaming [[Youtube|Jewtube]] in the cases where he got [[DMCA]]'d.


Finally, he won some sort of [[Buffy]] related contests which explains why [[Joss Whedon]] defends Anita on [[twitter]] despite most of his work containing asses, [[rape]] threats and rape.
Finally, he won some sort of [[Buffy]] related contests which explains why [[Joss Whedon]] defends Anita on [[twitter]] despite most of his work containing asses, [[rape]] threats and rape.
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You would think a hero of feminism like McIntosh would know the official colors of the [[cunts|suffragettes]].
You would think a hero of feminism like McIntosh would know the official colors of the [[cunts|suffragettes]].


==Going Full McIntosh==
==McIntosh Exits the Spotlight==
 
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Finally, when Anita had no more use for him, she kicked McIntosh into the trash, like the used condom that he is.
 
It is unclear what happened, speculation range from him being dumped in favour of a coloured gentleman, money disagreements, ideological differences or Sarkeesian just not needing him anymore. What we do know is that a few months after making a kickstarter for a new FemFreq about men, Anita announced she will never be finishing her original Kickstarter series, the team broke up and Josh was on [[Patreon]] begging for money for ''his own'' show about feminism and men in media called '''The Pop Culture Detective Agency'''. We can't be sure at this time if they are competing with one another as jilted lovers or if Josh took his stupid idea and went home to make it himself.
 
Since then Anita's content became slightly less insane since now she has to write it herself and it's hard to convincingly fake crazy, and we're guessing Josh's parents disowned him or something since no one understands why he's trying (and failing) to e-beg.
 
As for the show itself - it plans to "look at make representations in media from a feminist lens", meaning that instead of looking at women in video games and claiming everything they do or is done to them is sexist, he will instead be looking at the men and explaining how everything they do or is done to them is a product of "toxic masculinity" (read: any masculinity). In the video promo of the show he also tried to start shit with other big youtube [[MRA]]s, namely [[Sargon of Akkad]], [[Thunderf00t]], [[TheAmazingAtheist]] and [[MrRepzion]] in vain hopes their viewers will attack him and he can play the victim card like Anita did to make some money. Sadly for him, this doesn't seem to be working. In part because no one actually cares about him enough to attack him, and in part due to the fact that even if they did, he's not a woman so no one would care.
 
So, in the end, after once making a video on Anita's channel ending with himself proclaiming that everyone will listen to what he just said more carefully, simply because it is being said by a man, now when he has his own show no one cares for that exact reason and no one seems to be giving him any money. Oh the irony.
 
And now Jonathan McIntosh is seriously trying to pull a Sarkeesian with the exact same method they did with Tropes vs Women to grab more of every sucker's money. By starting his {{patreon|popdetective|Pop Culture Detective Agency}} Patreon with [[Steven Universe]] backgrounds.
 
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== "Going Full McIntosh" ==
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After this fiasco, Mac started to show everyone just how fucking [[crazy]] he really is with his continual flow of psycho tweets. Tweets [[implying]] things like: [[School shootings]] are caused by gamers, video games are bad because "fun" is a tool used by the [[patriarchy]] and, a camo colored [[Xbox]] controller he found in a store is proof that gaming is controlled by the military-industrial complex.
After this fiasco, Mac started to show everyone just how fucking [[crazy]] he really is with his continual flow of psycho tweets. Tweets [[implying]] things like: [[School shootings]] are caused by gamers, video games are bad because "fun" is a tool used by the [[patriarchy]] and, a camo colored [[Xbox]] controller he found in a store is proof that gaming is controlled by the military-industrial complex.


 
Because of all this bullshit, some [[gamer]] did something ''actually worthwhile'' and improved the phrase "[[Retard#"Going_Full_Retard"|Going Full Retard]]" to "Going Full McIntosh".
Some [[gamer]] did something ''actually worthwhile'' and improved the phrase "Going Full Retard" to "Going [[Full Retard|Full McIntosh]]".




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File:GGdump5.png|Mac defending the sand niggers that shot up [[Charlie Hebdo]]
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File:FullMcIntosh Hates Intel.png|Johnny hates capitalism. That includes you Intel.  
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*{{EDFthread|18342|The GamerGate thread on our forum}}
*{{EDFthread|18342|The GamerGate thread on our forum}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/c/popculturedetectiveagency/videos His YouTube channel]
*[https://archive.org/details/JonathanMcIntoshMichaelAlbertonhisbookRememberingTomorrowFromSDStoLifeAfterCapitalism He interviewed a leftist Marxist]
*[https://archive.org/details/JonathanMcIntoshMichaelAlbertonhisbookRememberingTomorrowFromSDStoLifeAfterCapitalism He interviewed a leftist Marxist]
*[https://archive.org/details/JonathanMcIntoshWorldBankBloodsuckers An old video on how much he hates the banks]
*[https://archive.org/details/JonathanMcIntoshWorldBankBloodsuckers An old video on how much he hates the banks]
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