Shitting Rainbows

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Not to be confused with Nyan Cat

Shitting Rainbows is used to refer to people who seem to never give the happy a rest. Reserved for those of optimism so extreme that it would take a sledgehammer to knock them into a funk. Even then, the negativity will most likely only last until their next shit break. While a shitter of rainbows is obviously the polar opposite of emo, they are both equally annoying and fail.

Commonly used to explain one's extreme amount of happiness by the overly dramatic.

	“	I am so happy now that I am actually shitting rainbows.	„
	—-Attention Whore

How they annoy

Somewhat like emos. When you say that your day was okay, not great but okay, these guys begin to rant about how much better their day was than yours in an attempt to make you feel jealous.

Places of Origin

A Greek belief asserted that if Orion lays aside his bow and shoves it in the ass of a Unicorn, this is a sign that his anger has subsided. Many people are unaware that much like Pegasus, the Unicorn too is a servant to the gods.

Shit Rainbows for points!

Other Possible Causes/Culprits

• Eating Skittles
• Eating Crayons
• Unicorns
• Fapping
• Drinking a mixture of Icee flavors

Rainbow Shitting Gallery

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  Looks Like A Wet One, Mind The Cloud Burst
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  Doing It Wrong
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  It's Worse Than Hemorrhoids
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  MLPs Are Notorious Rainbow Shitters
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  Splortch!
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  Pissing Rainbows Is Likewise Acceptable
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  Showing Disgust For Rainbow Shitters
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  A Constipated Cloud
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  Leprechauns Are Known To Shit Rainbows Too
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  Doesn't Always Come Out Easy
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  A Dirty Job, But Someone Has To Do It
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  Thor Travels By Magical Rainbow Shitting Unicorn
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  Two Rainbow Shitters... Engaging In A Mating Stare
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  Rainbow Shit Is Happy Shit!
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  It's Gotta Come Out, Out The Ass, Or Out The Mouth
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  Unicorns are able to shit rainbows into specific shapes for tasty cereal!
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  The Sun Constantly Shits Rainbows At The Earth
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  Leprechauns Convert Rainbow Shit Into Gold
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  Women Think They Shit Rainbows, But It's A Lie!
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  Unicorns both spooge and shit/piss rainbows.
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  Rainbow Dash is perpetually shitting a rainbow.
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Parting Shot

	“	Jesus christ himself could fly down out of the sky on a unicorn shitting rainbows to tell people that George Bush is guilty of war crimes and people would just go on with their day and say, 'get a load of the dude on the white horse with a horn shitting rainbows....he forgot his tinfoil hat.'	„
	—Digg.com User