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Twinks

Twinks are gay boys, ranging in age from 16 to 19 (seriously, anything past 20 is old in fag years), that are cloned in secret underground facilities somewhere in Nevada. From there, they are spread to the urban centers of the United States (with heavy emphasis on San Francisco, Los Angeles and New York City), where they infiltrate the local gay community and stir up drama through their promiscuous sexcapades and cunty gossiping. Some say it was a scientific experiment gone wrong or that the aliens dun it. Some say twinks released that information as propaganda to hide the true cause.

Twinks all look alike, though not exactly so, as their creators do occasionally introduce some variety into the general "mold" so that the mundanes do not catch on. Still, even factoring in these "variables," a twink is always attractive, in a tomboy-ish sort of way, with a slender but well-defined build and almost no body hair. The vast majority are blond and well-tanned, stand between 5'8" and 5'10" in height, and dress like they recently fell out of a GAP, Urban Outfitters or Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue (only, you know, larger).

On the Internets and LiveJournal, twinks are notorious E-donises and camwhores, and a good many suffer from Internet disease. Indeed, twinks are often the worst sort of camwhores, somehow managing to outshine even the most exhibitionistic sixteen year-old girls and attention whores. 3D Animator and self-confessed twinker Leigh Russell (Australia's most well known queer after Ian Thorpe) has been modelling his twink boy lovers and posting them online since the dawn of the internet.

(( They Hope They Die Before They Get Old ))


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