Ahmed Mohamed

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Jimmy neutron Boy genius on par with Our Boy Ahmed

Ahmed Mohamed^☪ is a Boy genius amongst the likes of Jimmy Neutron^☪ built a fucking clock and it was fucking cool. Not only did it piss off those fucking /v/ and /r/thedonald fucking faggots, he also pissed off his school division and those nigger loving sjw freaks. all the while garnering many sympathies from people like Barrack Obomber^☪ and (((Mark Zuckerberg))). Despite the fact that many "white" children were suspended over similar incidents, Our Boy Ahmed got off like a slick mother fucker because he is one cool dude.

Family History

His father, Mohamed Al Jazeera Mohamed is a prolific troll who periodically runs for president of Sudan... from the comfort of his home outside Dallas. He also defended the Koran when it was on trial at the Christian Terry Jones's church, causing much butthurt and lulz. The Koran was found guilty and sentenced to death, though Jones waited till his fellow troll was gone before carrying out the execution. Eager for more lutz and publicity, Mohamed is seeking another crazy Christian to host a rematch.

(http://www.vox.com/2015/9/16/9339063/ahmed-mohamed-elhassan)

The role of race

Many white children in the past had been suspended, even over toy guns. Also, nobody seemed to care that one of the cops is black, despite talks about evil white people... but it doesn't matter, we guess?

Also, Steve Wozniak once built a metronome that sounded like a bomb and he got arrested for it. But muh white privilege, amirite?? PLOT TWIST: Islam isn't even a race.

False Equivalences

The Jew media naturally reported that Ahmed's clock looked like a standard analog clock, so many people started posting pictures of analog clocks on twitter, claiming that Texas had gone insane. However, his clock actually looked very similar to a suitcase bomb.

Not only that, he didn't even remove the backup 9V battery slot, typically used in case of a power outage. Yet somehow he "managed" to build it in 20 minutes.

Internship Offers

Ahmed received several internship offers from Mark Jewkerberg, Google, Twitter, and NASA, along with other places, all for dismantling a clock. Allah rewarded him for all his "struggles"

Private life

When he's not busy inventing building smashing stuff and calling it an invention you can often find him on steam or youtube. Not only is he a rabid PewDiePie fan but he also thinks that the US were Nazis and killed poor innocent Jews. He also invented a great new way to get followers on youtube, by posting your own phone number.

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  brofist xDDddD.
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  "This use to be us this world is sick this is us"
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  Call me maybe?
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  He wants to be the little girl
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  Ahmeds gay lol

External Links

•  IStandWithAhmed - The PR account he ran "all by himself."
• Evidence that Ahmed didn't invent shit and just wanted to troll with a fake bomb
• A shorter piece
• His steam account
• His google+ showing all his youtube comments
• His facebook
• His cousin's facebook (spamming stuff about him 24/7)
• Having fled the US for his safety, Ahmed returns to the unsafe USA from the much safer Qatar long enough to sue the Texas school district

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