Isabella Loretta Janke

Texas Tech University has been notified, expulsion is imminent

This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

ATTENTION!

The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.

You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

Isabella Loretta Janke = infected with GOTIS

You can help by not giving her any attention.

Isabella Loretta Janke (Also known as "Bella", "Bella Janke" and "Kelly Osborn") is a degenerate butterface /b/tard who enjoys harassing lol-cows... while herself being a lolcow of epic proportions. Being a genius L33T h4x0r, Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost immediately by basement-dwellers from Kiwi Farms. Sweet, crusty Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME but as a disgusting, ugly bitch who receives nothing but ridicule from everyone.

Crusty Cunt was born to a former Navy SEAL named Mike Janke who owns a tech company but somehow failed to teach his retard daughter OPSEC. Meanwhile, her step-mother Mary Beth is a psychologist who twiddles her thumbs while an autistic psychopath runs around her college campus bringing embarrassment to everyone to associates with her. ILJ once was a member of the Sneed house on campus at Texas Tech University but was too cringe for incel Super Smash Brothers fanboys

She also is a /pol/tard, which is ironic, because she's half latina herself through her mother, and her best ~~friend~~ simp Louis is a shore nigger. Another member of the "chess club" discord is also a literal nigra (shiiiiiiet). The new face of white supremacy everyone.

Sex perversion and pedophilia

She is into guro and gore as well

Isabella has called herself a lolicon online multiple times, her former reddit account was even banned for it. She also can't get hard unless she thinks about men stroking cats.

she wants men to stroke cats

Her complete list of degeneracies run very deep, she also has an animal fart fetish, shit fetish, guro and gore fetish and comments creepily on pictures of children in swimsuits, and god knows what else that hasn't been uncovered. More proof that Bella Janke needs to be put down for the better good of everyone.

Animal abuse

Bella adopted a Cat just to torture it and force it to drink toilet water. She also overfed him so she could post the pictures on r/chonkers, and fed him foods that made the cat fart a lot because she had a fart fetish. According to the Discord server leaks, she has killed eight hamsters. At least one has been proven to be boiled alive. Redditors, everyone.

Bella once "rescued" a dog named Max only to give him pneumonia, paw infection, and "more than eight diseases" from her filthier than 14BC apartment. Max was the dog that helped us track this bitch and the rest of her animal abuser crew. Rest in power good boy

The "chess club" discord server

There has been two confirmed chess-club discord servers, however, these discord channels have nothing to do with the actual chess club of Texas Tech University, but rather a cult-like hellhole of animal torture, blackmail, and manipulation by Bella and her simps.

The first chess club was banned after they spammed gore inside it and self-reported it. In the second chess club discord server, they have engaged in:

recording others without their permission as blackmail
driving a FTM student to suicide
animal torture
posting gore of non-white people

You can read the leaked archives of the chess club discord server here

The second one actually drew the attention of the on-campus police, however, our Indonesian simp Louis took all of the blame for her booger-in-vagina queen and got expelled. Bella has not received any repercussion for her actions yet.

Contact with Chris Chan

Back in 2020, Bella made contact with Preator and Chris Chan. She has admitted to stealing money from Chris. Her strategy was to manipulate another autist named Fiona, who was unironically interested in becoming the boyfriend-free girl for Chris Chan. She wanted her and Chris to go to Pony-Con together and have sex so she could later blackmail them.

Her final goal was to get Chris to kill himself for her own psychopathic enjoyment. Also, she allegedly was the one who told Chris to fuck his mom.

This is extremely ironic, as she is even worse than Chris Chan. She also suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, can't stop sharing embarrassing info about herself online and lives in a filth worse than the 14BC hoard (For what we know, Chandler dogs didn't die due to paw infection and 9 concurrent diseases). At least Chris doesn't boil hamsters alive for fun or conspire to make others kill themselves, which makes Chris saner and better than booger-in-cunt Bella.

Online attentionwhoring

Naturally being a girl on the internet and also having some sort of Cluster B personality disorder and zero internet literacy, she couldn't help herself but attention-whore using her herpes-riddled face online.

Reddit Cringe

Why would you upload that?
Miss trolling lolcow
Oh the ego...

Reddit Roastme

Hi Silly guys, I'm a girl and I browse 4chon, can you top that?
Full resolution pic
Someone giving her the real business

Other reddit shenanigans

Bella admits to being a sociopath, of course.
Oh, the foreshadowing.
Not surprising considering her abhorrent hygiene
Tasing herself for 70 reddit karmas
Hope it was worth it
The tasing video

4chan

4chan dating service
Not the first time she pissed off everyone...

Pathological lying

Isabella, due to BPD or sociopathy, or because of being an attention whore, can't stop lying from her filthy herpes riddled mouth. This makes relying on the things she says very hard.

Sister getting kicked out for a cat sob story

She has claimed that her sister was kicked out due to a cat, however, the details between the Reddit posts don't match. Plus, her grandfather's obituary and her entitled narcissistic personality point to her being an only child.

Does she have a sister? Also "cleaning" after her with the state of her own apartment? Nope, I don't believe it chief

Constant lying and manipulating on Kiwifarms

After she got doxxed on kiwifarms, she couldn't help herself but post "bait" posts and pathetically try to move the goalposts and try to make numbers and numbers of sock accounts (at least 4 until now). le epic troll, I must say. "Bella", the world's greatest hacker attempted to place the blame on a certain autist multiple times. Isabella wanted to scissor this autist "F"; who in turn wanted to get dicked down by the legendary Christine Weston Chandler. If you didn't think Jenkem's life was pathetic before, imagine getting cucked by someone who unironically wants to fuck Chris-chan.

The Epic Reddit Post ^[^{sauce plz!?!1!}^]

Everybody knows that the best thing to do when you're accused of something is to deny absolutely everything and deflect the blame on to everyone else but yourself. Bella, the genius that she is, attempted to do this with a google doc she posted on Reddit.

The Document in Full About missing Pics

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Make sure you tell everyone, Bella.
Lying to the cops always turns out well.
You know you're a shitty liar when even Reddit calls bullshit.‎

To the surprise of absolutely fucking nobody, no one believed a word out of the bitch's mouth. Many laughs were had at Bella's attempts at controlling the narrative.

Glowie parents

Her father worked for the Navy Seals but unfortunately couldn't use some of his gorilla warfare toughness on his brat of a daughter.

Her mother is also a former secret service worker and psychologist for violence and criminals. Oh, the irony.

Her parents' house is valued at 1.76 million $, which means that Bella is a ~speshul gurl~ and sheltered rich kid with powerful parents who thought she could do anything and face no repercussions, until karma came biting her in her leaky shit-smeared ass.

The retched whore gets doxxed

Despite having a "security and encryption" expertise on her CV, she failed to practice cybersecurity 101 and a lot of ~~lulzy~~ horrifying info was found on her by Kiwi Farms in no time.

Why so hurt Bella? Didn't you want to be internet famous and have your name alongside epic trolls of Christory? Here you have it.

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She suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS as well
"why would you share that?" -Billy Mays
Her rotten toenails
Fungus riddled thumb
She has multiple cavities in her (literally) filthy, lying mouth

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H4xx About missing Pics

"I'm a hacker on lolcow.farm"
How do you even "hack a video"?
Watch out for Miss H4xx0r!
$Oh no! Her supervirus is going to copy a shortcut to C:\Windows\trojan!$

Oh no! Her supervirus is going to copy a shortcut to C:\Windows\trojan!

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Miscellaneous About missing Pics

Arrest record for carrying firearms, just five days before the audio leak
The filtered, photoshopped picture she uses to fraud everyone
Smiling at her nonexistent future
Her bumble profile. Notice the laughably wonky photoshop job on the third pic
Her supreme photoshop skills
She deals prescription drugs as well
Bella Janke fungus is the second most searched term according to google
She forges official government documents as well
"I'm an internet god", more like the fungus god

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In video format

Uploader frames it from the white supremacist/transphobic angle to pander to YouTube and prevent removal of the video, but it's a good summary regardless.