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Jared Milton

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"MY DAD WILL HACK YOU"

On June 4th of 2011, Jared uploaded a video threatening the trolls with hacks, courtesy of his dad, and furthermore stealing Douglas' "thing" again.



Ever since, he has been constantly flooded with prank calls, death threats, and accusations of being inbred by /b/tards about his age and mental capacity.

The Adventures of Jared in Tinychat

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Jared Milton...Wins?

Jared later submitted an entry for the ARK challenge, as part of another attention-gathering ploy. While that alone caused more trolls-in-training to brag about their "successes" by posting comments and thinking to themselves "omg I really hope he reads this, he'll get so mad", he was also later allowed to expand upon it after it was flagged down. A mirror popped up and, whether it was his or not, he encouraged his fans not to vote for it, which in turn caused the legions of retards to pour in votes for the little chubby troll. Nice going 4chan.


   
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Vote for my video, suckers
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—A translated summary of this video

He is still posting the link on his twitter.

OMG JARED IS NOT A TROLL!!!1!!


Jared decided to do an interview with Trollsnews and was of course talking about how he is trying to help educate the internets who are apparently very politically incorrect and that it is his job to guide the internet in the right direction. He also believes he was very clever to use a different name and claims he is not a retarded fucking idiot like the rest of the internet. He is also asked about his accent in which Jared responded saying that he perfers an English accent because it makes him appear smarter. In which after that he goes on about how he is intelligent, knows everything, and is politically correct.

Known Relatives

  • Lisa Milton, little sister whom Jared wants to kill because she's a Bieber-hater.
Lisa's Youtube account (ForThaLulsTv) STATUS - OPEN.

His sister claims that he does not live in Wigan, and that they live in the US. This came from Jared's "like page" that his sister seems to have occupied, as well as his Twitter.

  • Laurie L. Milton, mother who whores herself to Jared and allows him to beat up his poor little sister. On their home answering machine, she claims not to be connected to Jeffery Sparon, which is a lie as big as her cooch. She works as a secretary at Crestmont Elementary School in Roseville, California. You can call her work number at (916)771-1750 extension 301
  • Mark A. Milton, Jared's dad, ([email protected]) claims that he works for Microsoft which is strange because wouldn't he have a Hotmail/Live email?

Dox

  • 1207 William Way
  • Roseville, CA 95678
  • GF: 1 619.929.5044
  • Home: (916) 786-5314 NOTE: When you call, no one will answer and it will roll to the answering machine. Jared's mom says that they are in no way connected to "Jeffery". She also says that their voice mailbox is full and you cannot leave a message. The solution: keep dialing until someone answers.
  • School: Roseville High School, Roseville, California (916)782-3753
  • Mobile: 07526492908 (has been changed)
  • Skype: Jaredmilton111 It was changed to JaredMUFC, as well as jefferysparon and proncitv
  • His Twitter: @jared_milton - Dead beacuse Jared has nothing interesting to tweet about.
  • His NEW Twitter: @JefferySparon
  •  His Facebook - Baleeted because Jared is a pussy.
  •  His Facebook Page - Hi-jacked by Abdolf Hitcon
  •  His NEW Facebook Page
  • His original Channel (JaredMilton) STATUS - CLOSED
  • His second Channel (SingingDancer100) STATUS - CLOSED
  • His third Channel (officialjaredmusic) STATUS - CLOSED
  • His fourth Channel (JaredMiltonBaby) STATUS - CLOSED
  • Mirror YouTube Account (ImGayAndHavAIDS) STATUS - OPEN
  • Fake/Troll Related Account (OfficiaiJaredMiiton) STATUS - OPEN (Notice the 2 Capital i's in his name)
  • Fake Channel (JaredMillton) STATUS - OPEN (Notice how he subscribed to JacobLinkZelda.)
  • His NEW Account (TheOfficialJared) STATUS - OPEN
  • His NEW Trolling Account (JefferySparon) STATUS - CLOSED
  • His FAKE Trolling Account (JefferySparons) STATUS - OPEN
  • His NEW Account (PronshiTV) STATUS - OPEN
  • His Deviantart BANHAMMERED

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