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I really hope someone is backing up his videos. Also, what is the fucking tinychat link??? --zaiger (talk) 17:03, 13 June 2011 (UTC)

--Onideus 17:16, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
I already saved all five of them with Realplayer. Don't worry, guys, I've got you covered. G'orzak 15:53, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
There's too much faggotry going on in the Tinychat now for any lulz to happen. Some of us really are trying to get ahold of him, but he turned his phone off. Boyvinyl 17:28, 13 June 2011 (UTC)

I'll just

leave this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vxagBJuXbU backup http://www1.zippyshare.com/v/37759308/file.html — Preceding comment added by 0fc8eb3ffd71f31e4760f2e76b78b328 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

A lot of videos are down, including mirrored ones. Anyone have reuploads? Boyvinyl 08:58, 29 June 2011 (UTC)


?

Has anyone actually sent those pictures to his parents?--usar 02:07, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Email?

Anyone have an email for this kid? I would love to troll.

Ugh

This article reads like "ANONYMOUS DID THIS AND THEN ANONYMOUS DID THAT AND EPIC WIN AND OVER 9000 LULZ WERE HAD"

Could someone fix it please? --zaiger (talk) 03:26, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

But...but we did do those things...and over 9000 lulz WERE had! YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY WEREN'T! I SAW THEM!!!
In all seriousness, what do you propose as a fix? I'd be willing to implement it. I have very little to do with my time. G'orzak 14:57, 5 July 2011 (UTC)
Just not make it sound like it was written by a bunch of idiot /b/tards, even though it probably was, it still is stupid to read. --zaiger (talk) 22:28, 12 July 2011 (UTC)
Suggestions on how thats done? an example of stuff you don't like? Can't say I see much difference between the level of literacy or quality on this page vs any other page on ED. Just retards talking about retards like retards; The way it has always been. Anonymau5 18:29, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
I can try fixing this. I think I know what Zaiger is talking about. Boyvinyl 11:50, 14 July 2011 (UTC)

Series

I think Jared's been on a long enough lolcow streak to warrant being in a few series. I suggest "Aspies" or "Lernin 2 Internet." Thoughts? Boyvinyl 00:12, 9 July 2011 (UTC)

Sounds about right. As long as the page isn't being edited randomly every 5 minutes. Totensiediefurfag 00:23, 9 July 2011 (UTC)

Protection?

It seems like there are 5 users who only edit this one article, and they do it OBSESSIVELY. Maybe it should be protected or semiprotected? Totensiediefurfag 23:13, 9 July 2011 (UTC)

yfw Jared MIlton probably wrote 70% of what is on this article euronymous 13:39, 12 July 2011 (UTC)

Snackycakes, AKA Dilberton strikes back

That Dilbert boy, has came back with a new video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDnNL1Jyufo where he is claiming to have made a deal with ED etc etc. May or may not be ED worthy, maybe even worthy enough for his own useless article. Trolling or not, I must admit, it's funny.  — Preceding comment added by MixedUpMeows (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

No, he's just an attention whore. Dislike his video, leave him a shitty comment, and forget it. Boyvinyl 01:44, 23 July 2011 (CEST)

Good point. Either way, He made it clear that he is indeed a cannibal troll due to the fact that he has a video Favorited with another cannibal troll account where he pulls on a pom British accent and rips on successful games and says call of duty is better then it.

Congratulation ladies, You two deserve detective medals for figuring out the bloody obvious truth. Every 1 person who can figure out I am a troll, there is another 50+ people who think I am for real. Oh well, enjoy those nice and shiny detective medals, My fellow Sherlock Holmes. -Avery 'McObvious' Dilberton

Jared's butthurt, getting videos taken down

A lot of the mirrored videos are taken down, because "ImGayAndHaveAIDS" was terminated. Jared BAAAWWWW'd and got it taken down for TOS reasons. Did anyone else have any of the videos saved? Boyvinyl 18:25, 23 July 2011 (CEST)

All the videos i've downloaded of his are already uploaded. I'll root around to see if there are any I missed but I only had a few; Hopefully ImGayAndHaveAIDS will make the files available to us. EDIT : NOPE Doesn't matter though because ImGayAndHaveAIDS has become "ImGayAndHavAIDS" and just like that all the videos are back up. Anonymau5 14:49, 24 July 2011 (CEST)

Obvious Troll

God damnit guys this is obviously an ericDouglace clone... Why do even have to feed him? his accent is even so fucking obviously fake that it's hard to believe even you ediots actually fall for this shit. Son I am dissapoint --Judenschwein 19:56, 24 July 2011 (CEST)

Did the over-used meme section of how to edit an article clearly say 'Slashes' and 'Disregard cocks' is over-used and unfunny? -Avery Dilbert
Pretty sure you're also supposed to put four tildes at the end of your comments, Snackycakes, so its a bit rich of you to be lecturing anyone on the finer points of ED etiquette. Faggot. Anonymau5 02:59, 28 July 2011 (CEST)
He is a troll. Anyone who cannot see that is a total retard. --zaiger (talk) 02:16, 26 July 2011 (CEST)
No Shit. He's Eric Douglace all over again, quite frankly. He has decent acting skills, and pretty much 75% of his viewers don't know what acting is or the fact that Children can act as well. I may of been able to get away with trolling on my account if I didn't use the unconvincing accent. I was at disappoint when I saw the last paragraph on "Possible Troll" The internet has very low 'troll detection' these days.Snackycakes2008 10:06, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

Twitter

I found out that Jared Milton has Twitter. You should put it in this article: http://twitter.com/#!/Jared_Milton

Its already part of his Dox, at the bottom of the page Anonymau5 20:57, 27 July 2011 (CEST)
Is there any confirmation that the twitter is actually owned by Jared and not just a (different) troll? --zaiger (talk) 02:22, 28 July 2011 (CEST)
Its the twitter that he advertises on his youtube channel Anonymau5 02:26, 28 July 2011 (CEST)
k--zaiger (talk) 02:28, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

To all the justin bieber haters

Original video is down. New link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg9G9H380bc

This might actually get him v&. We should send this to the Wigan cops. Even if he is trolling, it would finally shut that faggot up. Boyvinyl 20:10, 27 July 2011 (CEST)

SnackyCakes2008

SnackyCakes2008 should have his own article. His section in this article is way too big. --zaiger (talk) 00:03, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

Agreed. Boyvinyl 01:58, 28 July 2011 (CEST)
Have made one, its rough, but a start, it's got everything from this article in it so feel free to delete his ass from Jareds page (unless i get to it first) Anonymau5 02:54, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

Another official account?

http://www.youtube.com/jaredmillton That one has thee video with him doing some weird stuff with knives.

  • Jesus this kid has gone through like 6 channels in the last 2 weeks. --zaiger (talk) 06:47, 30 July 2011 (CEST)
Could be a fake account, nothing new has been uploaded to it, only videos easily obtained through savevid or keepvid; Hell my youtube channel has the knife video on it. If it uploads new content not seen on his main channel then it is probably legit. If not... Anonymau5 12:56, 30 July 2011 (CEST)

Mobile Phone Disconnection

Is this legit? Are we sure that his phone is not just off or out of range of service? Jared hasn't been tweeting at all lately and mentioned being in LA. While Its fucking obvious the reason he gave for being in LA (Visiting the FBI, CIA and MI6) is bullshit, its not impossible for Jared to genuinely be on holiday in LA (it's summer, he's 14 and therefore-going-with-his-parents). I can imagine his phone being out of the country would give a similar effect to if his mobile was disconnected. Just a thought Anonymau5 13:19, 31 July 2011 (CEST)

Gone too far

Hey everyone,

I want to say that i think this whole thing has gotten wrong. Wait.. first of all: i don't like justin or the idea of standing up for him. I realise that that is not a smart move. But this feels just so wrong, don't you think? I really find this horrible and i ask politely to leave the poor kid alone. For the long term this is probably gonna break him and i wouldn't be proud of it. I think my point is clear.

Greetings--This was added by Bisom, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his own posts. It's four tildes, not rocket science.

He brings it upon himself. Didn't you even read the article? You'd have to be a complete fucking retard to defend someone like Jared Milton. Besides, he's already fucking insane, there's nothing left to break.--HyperPeanut 00:10, 31 August 2011 (CEST)

Bitch,We know what your house looks like!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OAmdhv_pQg

Jared Milton, WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA!

Jared finally gone?

Jared claimed on his JaredMilton channel that he 'admitted defeat' and has 'failed,' and then deleted everything on his channel. Is he really gone, or do you wanna bet that he has another account out there somewhere? Boyvinyl 22:21, 9 October 2011 (CEST)

Jared Milton Hacked?

Okay, so apparently some faggot hacked Jared Milton the other day. I don't know if it's for real or just some gay stunt he's trying to pull, but you guys might wanna check it out [1] or if you even give a shit about this whole deal anymore.--Geotal45 05:07, 26 November 2011 (CET)Geotal45

He has a new channel now guise

Can someone edit the article to include this

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialJared

kk ty ily

BIBRulz 06:17, 17 January 2012 (CET)

Seriously? His new target is atheists? Is he trying to rip off of Brett Keane? EDIT: Upon watching the rest of the video, the fact that he claims to be a member of Westboro proves definitively that he is a troll. Jeez Jared, it's like you're not even trying anymore. Boyvinyl 07:38, 17 January 2012 (CET)

lol Jared Milton is back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW9SfVcZEGE&feature=channel_video_title Bitch now believes in god and wears a black hair wig,Also tries to speak deeper. --ChaosSoldier1 04:25, 11 February 2012 (EST)ChaosSoldier1

Jesus Christ, are people stupid? Jared gets more obvious by the damn second and yet you people are still to shallow to realize he is a troll? MixedUpMeows