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Roblox
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| Type | Gayming |
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| Released | 2006; (2004: private alpha) |
| Website | www.roblox.com |
| Key People | David Baszucki John Shitletsky Erik Casserole† |
| Slogans | "If you can imagine it, you can build it." "Be anything, Build anything." "Powering Imagination" |
| Location | OTI |
| Headquarters | San Mateo, California |
| Industry | Vidya games |
—The Jews of Rococks in search of money. | ||
Roblox (also known as Dynablox, Shitblox, Gayblox, Gooblox, Rococks and a whole plethora of other shit) is a shitty Lego knockoff (which roblox wasn't intended to be a shitty Lego knockoff) made in 2005 by a few Jews with too much extra time and money. Its main purpose is to "Power imagination," but as any c# monkey who's been writing games for it will tell you its goal is the exact opposite of that. Besides taking down games and suing youtubers Roblox also runs a failed cryptocurrency called Robux - if you want to have any fun in this game you better open your wallet because you're going to need a lot of it.
The Community
The average roblox player varies significantly, from erotic roleplayers to ten year old obese americunts. The developers for this game are pedophiles and while some are somewhat talented all of them are batshit insane for writing shitty games in a poorly made engine in hopes of getting a sliver of the profits back. (that is unless Robcocks decides to remove their game all of a sudden)
Scammers
As a large chunk of the playerbase are naive, trusting young children it's no wonder that the game is riddled with various scams, ponzi schemes and phishing links. The scams themselves usually involve some sort of free robux promise being dangled before them to make the naive kids do what the scammer says - this usually involves either giving their own robux in hopes of receiving "interest" or populating their friend's dying game.
"Trolls" on Roblox
Contrary to popular belief Roblox trolling is very lulzy, partially due to the amount of shit some of the admins let you get away with and partially due to the preteen playerbase. Trolling varies from game to game - in nuclear power plant simulations (yes they exist) you can turn off the coolant and otherwise sabotage the plant leading to much rage from the developmentally impaired plant managers. In mining simulations one can throw bombs at miners below, killing them and producing much salt. Other forms of trolling can include breaking vehicles in games that let you do that (see Battlefield 3 for how that's done) and other various forms of griefing. Of course you can always spam nigger faggot nigger faggot + ascii swastikas and other shit, but be aware that there is more lulz to be had.
Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game
The online daters (often referred to by the community as "ODers") are sick fucks who roleplay as a couple, pretend to kiss, have sex, etc. with their in-game characters. Some of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to E-bang little kids online, but most of them are horny 13-year-old-boys. According to the Rohblawks Community Rules and Guidelines online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced.
Common Types of Places
These, for the most part, are the types of places you would see on Rococks:
- Club [insert subject here] - Places that are often strip clubs for young pedophiles. Here's one popular example!
- Survive the [insert subject here] - Often a generic apocalypse/disaster such as zombies and lava.
- Cart ride into [insert subject here] - Places that consist of pre-made mine carts and cart track pieces, and are often made by people who are too lazy to make anything themselves.
- [adjective] Murderer - A game type that copies Gmod-based games and all of their mechanics. Just think of a funny adjective, make a baseplate with free models on it, insert a knife that people can slash each other to death with, and spam your newly-created shitbox on the forums. Bingo! You've just made a murder game.
- [Subject] Simulator - Play the ones where you can cause the most mayhem such as the aforementioned nuclear power plant - these games are troll havens.
- [insert subject here] obby - Obstacle course.
- Free Robux place - See Scammers.
Popular Games on Roblox
- Jailbreak - Generic catch alternative for obese children who don't go outside. With guns.
- Phantom Forces - Generic FPS for kids whose computers can't run them.
- MeepCity - Club Penguin
- The Normal Elevator - Elevator full of stale memes. Avoid like the plague.
- Work at a Pizza Place - The entire premise relies on cooperation - this alone is a reason not to play.
- Hide and Seek Extreme - It's hide and seek except you don't have to move a muscle, you fat fuck.
- Wolves' Life 2 - Furries
- Apocalypse Rising - OMG ZAMBEES!
- Natural Disaster Survival - Do you want to test your survival skills from the comfort of your home? If so, don't play this game.
- Robloxian Highschool - Weeaboos
—According to wikipedos C# codemonkeys can't into 3D. | ||
Cosmetics
Ever wanted to wear shiny crap that makes you look like a low rent hooker? Me neither! Don't waste your money on this shit!
Advertising
Advertising is a feature on Roblox that is often overlooked by many of its users. You pay your hard earned cash which has now been converted into ROBUX to run your ad for a certain amount of time, but since nobody wants to waste money on that people resort to spamming on the forums and comment sections instead. Don't be fooled into thinking that by locking out the bottom feeding no-bux kids the ads have any sort of quality - take a look at a few examples.
OLD
Holy fuck! These are even worse than the spam!
NEW
A pornstar displayed on your ad will always attract kids!
ROBLOX TV Commericals
In the time-span of 2011-2012 Roblox released two "TV commercials" to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox but were done using shooping, video editing and green screen effects. The reason for this being is Roblox was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely spaz out and crash if they tried to film in it.
Rococks' first video advertisement. Previous Video | Next Video |
Roblox Ban Appeal
If you get banned from ROBLOX which you likely will, you can send the admins an "appeal" email if you believe the ban was improperly placed. Well unfortunately, you are 200% wrong faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you send them an email you'll get a reply from a bot that doesn't address anything you said in the original email. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account, so don't bother and just use 7 proxies and an alt email like the rest of us.
Roblox Forums
Giving ten year olds the access to forum software is a recipe for disaster, and the quality of the posts contained within is comparable to EDF. Most of the time you'll see spergouts, "hwy wuz i b&?," internet sissy fights and the like. We either recommend staying away completely or trolling the shit out of them, as illustrated below.
Trollin'
Note: for more general ideas see Griefing
- See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are no girls on the internet.
- Call everyone a n00b.
- Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
- Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
- Make swastikas on building games.
- Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and try to get rid of it.
- If you ever get a boombox, play loud songs or ear-piercing songs so everyone turns to ALL CAPS to complain about your trolling.
- Talk about how Minecraft or honestly any other game is better than Roblox, you will see idiots trying to prove you wrong.
- Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
- If you get admin abuse it as much as possible. Lulz will ensue especially if the owner is not online.
- In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
- Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
- Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
- On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
- Swear. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
- Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
- Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
Links
- Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition
- Roblox Copypasta story
- The ROfags' reaction to this article., the first post is baleeted
- Main site if you're curious.
- Roblox on Jewtube
- Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it., shit nobody cares about
- Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread
- Fleskhjerta's youtube channel
- The main admin's twitter.
- XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel
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