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The Honkening
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The Honkening or the "Freedom Convoy" was a lulzy protest/demonstration and possible IRL-troll-campaign carried out by the truckers of Canada in early 2022. Basically, the Supreme Leader of Canada, Justin "Blackface" Trudeau was going to FORCE truckers to get one of the available Wu-Flu Vaccines so they'd be able to Haul their Loads. Now, in 'Murica this kind of State action would be a voluntary-per-person suggestion; Yet- it would still be met with massive anger and possibly even violent pushback by the USA populace (depending on the state, of course). But in the land of Politeness and Cuckery, little ol' Canada, it would result in a simple Sit-In by the trucking industry: From this easy'n'simple, super-kind act came massive liberal butthurt and eventually even Emergency Powers Act usage by Trudeau.
Trudeau flees - um, quarantines
During the peak of these peaceful demonstrations, and scared by the prospect of having to do Prime Minister work like talking to people to solve a political and economic issue, the "PM" of Canada "caught Covid" and had to conveniently "quarantine" from the public. Or - "While the wheels turn", and terrified by the sounds of trucks hocking their horns, the PM hides from the mean hateful Truckers ... How sad! You might be wondering why he didn't just use Skype, or Zoom, or Teams, or Webex, or Google Meet to engage with them, like what he, that whole country, and in fact the entire world has been doing for the better part of two years now thanks to Chinkypox. The problem there is those horns are scary, and "not being able to meet with them" while hiding in his house gives him an excuse to just enact emergency powers Palpatine-style and put an end to their protest once and for all.
HONK HONK
One of the things that made the leftist-outrage-media Big Mad was the constant honking by the Convoy of Truckers. Eventually, an order was made by the Canadian officials that effectively banned honking horns. This action was met by EVEN MOAR TRUCK-HONKING.
Honkening Two Electric Boogaloo: USA Convoy
After the steam had lifted and the OG Freedom Convoy had passed, Americans decided to "Culturally Aprropriate" the Convoy around Washington DC. Not much came from this American Copycat faggotry.
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