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Cl0r0x = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


   
 
trifecta, second set + 3rd eye
 

 
 

—Cl0r0x on how to be crazy

   
 
<cL0R0x> can i self pregnant
 

 
 

—Cl0r0x on birth control

King of the Cuckoos
gnosis overload

Cl0r0x is an irc user of dubious gender. He/she is a resident of Canada, where milk comes in bags, and where they apparently let mental patients run rampant on the streets. He/she has also been reported to the FBI multiple times for The Gnosis. She refuses to take her medications due to the fact that they agonize nanobodies in her bloodstream mindcontrolling her into becoming a pawn. This is why she calls the medications agonizers. She also refuses to go in MRI's due to the fact the nanomachines will make her invisible and antagonize the gnosis.

Common Cl0r0x Lingo

Cl0r0x is notorious for frequently making up new and exciting words for IRC tard. However, she's very adamant on the stance that she didn't make these words up, they were actually given to her by the universe. Many of the more popular ones are listed here.

wtf is gnosis

Gnosis, the common Greek word for "Knowledge", is frequently used by cL0R0x; however, He/She uses the term in the same fashion that a mouse might drive a car: incorrectly.

   
 
Its seeing all layers and messages in steings of the universe but not string theory. To have ultimate knowledge, enlightenment, and insight. Seeing everything
 

 
 

—-cL0R0x refusing to take her meds

IRC mayhem

<Mrboom> you need to
<Mrboom> or you can just stop gnosis
<cL0R0x> i dont know how
<cL0R0x> because of you for them
<cL0R0x> just stop bringing up gnosis
<cL0R0x> then
<cL0R0x> ?
<cL0R0x> i didnt want it like that anyway
<cL0R0x> you're like obsessed
<cL0R0x> or something
<cL0R0x> not gotis, you just wish it thazt way because you're obsessed with niggerleeching hahahaha
<cL0R0x> ust don't talk about it, then
<cL0R0x> you're the one spewing
<cL0R0x> hahaha
<cL0R0x> just glad
<cL0R0x> no illegit there just obviously spewings just hahaha
<cL0R0x> also
<cL0R0x> its niggerleech
<cL0R0x> since u aren't open to truth
<cL0R0x> ugh
<cL0R0x> why put any illegit
<cL0R0x> there hahhaa
<cL0R0x> at leasyt
<cL0R0x> at the bottom
<cL0R0x> thank you
<cL0R0x> for your niggerleech because less successful
<cL0R0x> than the leechpawn
<cL0R0x> you need to be in reality Mrboom
<cL0R0x> with your obsessions
<Mrboom> what
<cL0R0x> take ur ocd meds and mesc can take his lithium
<Mrboom> so you diagnosed me with OCD now?
<cL0R0x> yes bleach obsessed
<Mrboom> what
<cL0R0x> don't put illegit label
<cL0R0x> at least at the bottom but it's your stupidity
<cL0R0x> i bet u want the pic of vomit paper too
<cL0R0x> huh
<cL0R0x> stupid
<cL0R0x> hahahaha
<Mrboom> what the fuck are you talking about
<cL0R0x> obsessions arent healthy
<cL0R0x> that you niggerleech
<Mrboom> im not reading these books you write
<cL0R0x> that you niggerleech
<Mrboom> they're too lengthy and fucking stupid to read
<cL0R0x> that you niggerleech
<cL0R0x> but also its good no for me on the page of the other illegit
<cL0R0x> like that term is an oppressive label ofc not truth
<cL0R0x> the illegit label is on the bottom of my article doesnt belong there at least at bottom but it's illegit and oppressive of a label
<cL0R0x> at least my name doesnt belong the illegit oppressive label for gnosis but it doesnt belong on mine either
<cL0R0x> so good for youy
<cL0R0x> and your obsession
<cL0R0x> niggerleech
<Mrboom> the entire team of pentagon codebreakers are trying to decypher what the fuck you just said
<Mrboom> please hold
<cL0R0x> that illegit word and label
<cL0R0x> its not correct label for gnosis
<cL0R0x> just used to oppress
<cL0R0x> doesnt belong there
<cL0R0x> theres no evidence supporting ofc and even so made up to twist gnosis ofc.
<cL0R0x> but at least it doesnt reverse both ways
<cL0R0x> (Y) nice one bruv
<cL0R0x> niggerleech
<Mrboom> no1curr lol
<cL0R0x> yes beccause its illegit
<cL0R0x> ofc
<cL0R0x> doesnt belong there but at least
<cL0R0x> its not rlly seeable
<cL0R0x> because of yyour
<cL0R0x> stupidity
<cL0R0x> and obsession
<cL0R0x> who controls you today, Mrboom
<cL0R0x> ?
<Mrboom> what

Puddles tries to fuck cL0R0x

[04:29:12] <@cL0R0x> Brohno
[04:29:15] <@cL0R0x> brohno
[04:29:19] <brohno> yo
[04:30:20] <@cL0R0x> Is it a potato or not?
[04:30:43] <@cL0R0x> Brohno
[04:30:53] <brohno> yeah son
[04:30:57] <brohno> speaking of potatos
[04:31:02] <brohno> how is shit in the glorious state
[04:31:04] <brohno> of idaho puddles
[04:31:22] <brohno> the majestic potato fields mountains
[04:31:24] <brohno> and backwater farmers
[04:31:28] <~puddles> pretty bullshit
[04:31:32] <~puddles> turns out you were right
[04:31:41] <~puddles> cl0r0x pretty much decided to start ignoring me like wtf
[04:31:47] <brohno> nigga
[04:31:52] <brohno> what did I tell you son
[04:31:58] <brohno> I literally told you this shit
[04:32:00] <brohno> the other day
[04:32:03] <@cL0R0x> Who r u talkng to brohno
[04:32:04] <brohno> and you were like
[04:32:06] <brohno> naw brohno
[04:32:11] <brohno> myself clorox
[04:32:13] <~puddles> dude
[04:32:20] <@cL0R0x> No rlly
[04:32:20] <~puddles> why are women
[04:32:23] <~puddles> all whores
[04:32:23] <brohno> I am trying my hardest
[04:32:25] <~puddles> and stupid
[04:32:26] <brohno> to outrazy you
[04:32:31] <brohno> prolly because you're a fag puddles
[04:32:35] <brohno> that is like some zimzam tier shit
[04:32:37] <brohno> you are saying
[04:32:38] <~puddles> dude wtf
[04:32:45] <@cL0R0x> Lololol what
[04:32:59] <~puddles> "no having internet friends that are girls" - brohno
[04:33:02] <~puddles> is that really too much to ask
[04:33:05] <~puddles> apparently yes
[04:33:11] <brohno> lol
[04:33:14] <brohno> nigga
[04:33:19] <~puddles> does she have me on ignore
[04:33:20] <@cL0R0x> Brohno hes being a fag dnt bother
[04:33:25] <~puddles> I dont thnk she can even see my ch@s
[04:33:30] <brohno> good
[04:33:32] <brohno> you're a fag
[04:33:35] <brohno> she aint missin much nigga
[04:33:43] <~puddles> tell her I said shes being stupid
[04:33:51] <@cL0R0x> Yo bro he lied bout gnosis
[04:33:58] <brohno> I bet he did
[04:34:05] <~puddles> tell her I said she should kill herself
[04:34:11] <brohno> puddles
[04:34:15] <brohno> do your own dirty work
[04:34:16] <~puddles> yo
[04:34:20] <~puddles> she cant see my ch@s nigga
[04:34:24] <brohno> good lol
[04:34:25] <@cL0R0x> Wat brohno
[04:34:26] <brohno> I wish I couldnt either
[04:34:27] <~puddles> its not dirty work
[04:34:29] <brohno> because you get stupider
[04:34:34] <brohno> with each extra line you type
[04:34:35] <~puddles> i feel stupid tbh
[04:34:37] <@cL0R0x> ??????
[04:34:46] <brohno> ch@ing with puddles clorox
[04:35:08] <@cL0R0x> Y bother
[04:35:13] <@cL0R0x> hes leeching u
[04:35:26] <~puddles> dude
[04:35:28] <~puddles> you were right brohno
[04:35:31] <~puddles> thats all I know mang
[04:35:36] <~puddles> and I apologize before for my insolence
[04:35:39] <brohno> yeah
[04:35:41] <@cL0R0x> Chasing ur vomit til next fuckin tuesday
[04:35:43] <brohno> it dont amount to shit
[04:35:48] <brohno> unless you listen
[04:35:50] <brohno> in advance
[04:35:52] <brohno> puddles
[04:35:54] <brohno> you nancy
[04:36:02] <~puddles> man
[04:36:11] <@cL0R0x> Lol nancyboy
[04:36:15] <~puddles> ill listen to you
[04:36:19] <~puddles> from now on yo
[04:36:26] <~puddles> like advice n shit
[04:36:28] <brohno> am I being trolled
[04:36:36] <brohno> I feel like this is some sort of ruse
[04:36:37] <~puddles> lol PSYCH BITCH
[04:36:43] <brohno> of course
[04:36:46] <~puddles> hahahahhahah
[04:36:47] <brohno> nigga but you're still a faggot
[04:36:58] <brohno> and im still prolly going to be right what I said about
[04:36:59] <~puddles> i cant breathe
[04:37:03] <@cL0R0x> Ur both fags
[04:37:05] <@cL0R0x> lo
[04:37:06] <@cL0R0x> l
[04:37:06] <brohno> ^
[04:37:08] <~puddles> lol
[04:37:22] <~puddles> you shouldve
[04:37:22] <brohno> puddles clorox has gotten to you mang
[04:37:23] <@cL0R0x> How do i shot web?
[04:37:25] <~puddles> known it was a ruse
[04:37:25] <brohno> like that wasnt
[04:37:28] <~puddles> when i apologized
[04:37:28] <brohno> even funny
[04:37:29] <brohno> I did
[04:37:47] <~puddles> lol
[04:37:48] <@cL0R0x> How???
[04:37:49] <~puddles> I dont know man
[04:37:53] <~puddles> it was pretty funny to me
[04:37:56] <~puddles> so
[04:37:57] <brohno> like that shit with delty
[04:37:58] <@cL0R0x> Lol
[04:38:00] <brohno> was the
[04:38:03] <brohno> dumbest shit
[04:38:06] <brohno> I ever saw on here
[04:38:08] <brohno> minus lolcows
[04:38:09] <~puddles> dude i was tweaking
[04:38:09] <~puddles> fucking hard
[04:38:12] <brohno> he still prolly fapped
[04:38:13] <@cL0R0x> So its inside joke
[04:38:13] <~puddles> i was barely coherent
[04:38:14] <brohno> to that pic lol
[04:38:18] <~puddles> i probably
[04:38:18] <@cL0R0x> Cool ppl only
[04:38:20] <~puddles> didnt do it as well
[04:38:20] <brohno> you still are nigga
[04:38:23] <brohno> do you see your ch@s
[04:38:24] <~puddles> as I could have
[04:38:26] <~puddles> and also yes
[04:38:28] * Schnookums_ ([email protected]) has quit IRC (client exited: )
[04:38:28] <~puddles> cool ppl only
[04:38:31] <brohno> yeah
[04:38:42] <@cL0R0x> Koolkidsklub no guidos allowed
[04:38:49] <~puddles> hahahahahah
[04:38:49] <~puddles> KKK
[04:38:53] <~puddles> get it brohno
[04:39:07] <brohno> lol
[04:39:10] <brohno> get a load of this
[04:39:12] <brohno> chink
[04:39:16] <brohno> and this nord
[04:39:18] <@cL0R0x> Yo
[04:39:19] <@cL0R0x> im
[04:39:20] <brohno> talking shit
[04:39:22] <@cL0R0x> albino
[04:39:22] <brohno> to italians
[04:39:23] <brohno> son
[04:39:31] <brohno> you are still a chink
[04:39:32] <~puddles> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSvAi_ZDsY8
[04:39:34] <@cL0R0x> Tyvm
[04:39:34] <~puddles> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSvAi_ZDsY8
[04:39:36] <~puddles> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSvAi_ZDsY8
[04:39:37] <~puddles> very related
[04:39:40] <@cL0R0x> whiter than thou
[04:39:52] <brohno> lol
[04:39:54] <brohno> yes
[04:40:10] <@cL0R0x> U jelly i have tumorfree swag
[04:40:17] <brohno> lol
[04:40:20] <brohno> clorox
[04:40:21] <brohno> tell me more
[04:40:24] <brohno> about your swag lol
[04:40:39] <@cL0R0x> Deadhead swag, obv
[04:40:42] <brohno> yeah
[04:41:03] <@cL0R0x> Grateful dead?
[04:41:04] <~puddles> I need to make a gif
[04:41:06] <~puddles> with this laugh
[04:41:28] <@cL0R0x> Haha
[04:41:42] <@cL0R0x> i made my gifs
[04:41:43] <@cL0R0x> lol
[04:42:04] <brohno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCMUkqpI7o
[04:42:08] <~puddles> how do you pronounce gif
[04:42:21] <@cL0R0x> Gih ff not jiff
[04:42:29] <~puddles> I dont say either
[04:42:53] <~puddles> I say j-eye-ff
[04:42:54] <@cL0R0x> But i avoid saying it cause
[04:42:54] <~puddles> jyfe
[04:43:00] <@cL0R0x> ppl say diff things

The Agonizers

   
 
<cL0R0x> not crazy really <cL0R0x> not aymore than anyone else
 

 
 

—cL0R0x imagining things

Vids


Cl0r0x's Theme Song (its about a dog lmao)

Gallery of Madness

See Also

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Mental illness & Disorders

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Fetishes:

AcrotomophiliaAquaphiliaArborphiliaAudiophiliaAutogynephiliaBalloon FetishBestialityCarmen Electra complexCross DressingDollfiliaEmetophiliaEmosexualityEproctophiliaFatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • FetishismFoot FetishFurniture PornFurrismGoo girlGuroHeterophiliaHomophiliaInflation FetishJapanophiliaJungle FeverLesbian pedophiliaLotion PlayMacrophiliaMaiesiophiliaMechanophiliaMpregNecrophiliaObjectophiliaOedipial ComplexParaphiliaPedophiliaPlushophiliaPregnant LoliPregnophiliaQuicksand FetishRangerphiliaSpectrophiliaStatuephiliaTrichophiliaVoraphiliaWet and Messy FetishismWetlookXenophiliaYellow feverZoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQIRC DiseaseImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet poverty delusionsInternet RehabInternet troll personality disorderMega ultra super geniusNerdy Fandom Gateway TheorySex by associationLulz-BlindnessWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

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Sites:

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See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamsDSMElan SchoolEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyMary BellPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning

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