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The Fine Bros
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BREAKING NEWS! THE FINE JEWS HAVE A REACT SHOW ON NIGGERLODEON NAO! |
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WARNING: With Jews, you lose! |
The Fine Brothers✡ are two Jewish, liberal, scumbags that have made a profit on jewtube with their overdone idea of reaction videos by gathering up people of different age groups and recording their reaction to videos that aren't their own, while pushing their SJW/kike agenda from time to time.
The Family, the dream
The Fine Brothers are made up by Benny (the walking kike stereotype looking one) and Rafi (the pumpkin headed, AIDS patient looking one) Fine. The two brothers are orthodox Jews born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, and had hopes of breaking into Hollywood on the comedy scene, thus living out the Hymie dream. Though the farthest they made it was California, they decided when in Rome do as Romans do (ass play included) and be unoriginal fake scumbags, and record reality for profit, while pushing the liberal agenda, like the rest of Commiefornia.
Kids React, Teens React, Everybody Fucking Reacts
It all started in 2010, when they decided to cash in on the long dead art of reaction videos, except instead of creating something new for people to react to like the two heroines in 2girls1cup, or filming themselves reacting to videos, they decided to exploit children. They milk the ZOMG SO RANDUM!!! of the internet, and thus ruin the internet by not only bringing memes to the mainstream, but cause more faggotry by bringing dead and or unfunny shit back to the main stage for children to react to.
The Fine Bros. videos go as follows:
- Find a group of Californian kids.
- Show them unfunny, dead, or beat to death faggotry.
- The kids laugh, get confused, and become disgusted by said faggotry.
- Huehuehue aren’t we funny, tune in next week.
Of course the heebs found they could make even more money by letting advertisements run before the videos.
As kids and parents find these oh so hilarious, the rest drink their sorrows away because they are reminded that these retarded, politically correct brainwashed kids are the future. The kids, being kids in America, don't know what 9/11 is, think killing Osama Bin Laden was mean, and worse of all have no idea it was done by the Jews.
When they saw that their dead horse wasn't giving more blood, they came up with another genius idea for videos, Teens React! In these videos they can show more "mature" things and get reactions.
Then they came up with another brilliant idea, YouTubers React! In these videos they leech off other unwarranted self-important, talentless, vloggers "fame" and have them react to videos.
Once this horse started dying, they came up with ANOTHER magnificent idea, Elders React! In these videos they show the same shit they show the kids and teens, but because old people like, don't understand man, and are baffled by technology, it's a barrel of laughs.
Apparently, the previous horse died and they came up with ANOTHER marvelous idea, Cats React! It's the same shit as before, but they show it to a bunch of cats. At this point, they ran out of videos to show people and kidnapped cats to watch videos for the ZOMG SO RANDUM!!! factor. Now it is blatantly obvious that both of the kikes are furfags.
Tears for views
When things got stale (and being New Yorkers, Californians, and Jews in general) the brothers decided to get more views and push their liberal agenda by showing the kids some REAL SHIT and filming their crying faces, you know, for fun. They try to make the point that the Fine Bros. are serious and care about important things, all while filling such videos with ads, annotations for you to watch last week’s video, subscribe, and putting the kids in Brady bunch squares, asking you to tune in next week.
One of their first tries at being serious was in March 2012 by feeding the kids the huge fucking lie that was Kony 2012 and the kids ate it up. Of course anyone who actually paid attention to world events or wasn't a fucking retard knew the whole Joseph Kony thing hasn't been an issue since 2006. But surprise surprise, the Christ Killer brothers decided to be unoriginal leeches and jump on the band wagon of fellow Californian hipster faggot, Jason Russell. What is even greater is they decided to post the reaction video 10 days AFTER Russell got wasted, broke cars, and went on a naked nonsense rant while jacking it in San Diego.
It all came to a head though in November 2012, after bleach gargler Amanda Todd an hero'd. They showed the teens her video and her story (with advertisements, annotations, and more shit at the end of course) and the teens cried and cried. They made a point of the video being "Hey you guyz, Cyber Bullying is bad". What they didn’t focus on was that Amanda was a slut that showed her tits willingly after a little prodding to a stranger online as a minor, was threatened with blackmail and instead of telling her parents, teachers, or the cops, decided to be a cum dumpster when beckoned by her bullies. Instead of staying off the internet, not flashing her tits, or telling someone, she offed herself. Did these teens need to be shown this? No, but it certainly did lead to it being one of their most viewed videos.
In December 2012, aspie Adam Lanza went for the high score on Easy Mode. Once again the L'chaim brothers decided it was up to them to educate the world, and once again showed it to the teens (with advertisements, annotations, and more shit at the end of course) and the teens cried and cried. They not so subtly made the topic "Dude, like guns are dangerous, who needs a rifle now-a-days?!" What they didn't tell the teens was that Lanza was a fucking asperger ridden loser that lived with his mom, and was fucking unstable. Again, did these teens need to be shown this, especially two fucking days before Christmas? No, but it certainly did lead to it being another one of their most viewed videos.
In July 2013, they decided to leave the teenagers alone, and went back to exploiting children again. They showed the children the allegedly "controversial" cheerios commercial, where some dumb mulatto child hears cheerios are good for your heart, so she pours cheerios on her daddy's chest, oh what fun! What was just a few funny people pointing out that the girl was mixed and the parents were black and white, the liberal media blew the fuck out of proportion for OMG FUKKIN RACISM!
Where they could have just shown the video to the kids to see how they react to the stupidity of putting cheerios on your chest, they instead went farther and told the kids, pretty much "Hey kids, do you know that there are evil people who hate it when people of different colors marry and have kids?!". The kids, being just fucking kids, knew nothing about racism before, until the kikes pointed out that it was an issue and this video was the trigger. They went on to educate the kids about how mixed kids are treated differently, and that the people who made the commercial were threatened. The video resulted in the kids crying finding out that racism exists. The video also tried to focus on how beautiful race-mixing is and how it fights racism, because if we want to celebrate diversity, we have to mix until we're all the same. A-fucking-gain did the kids need to learn about racism? No, but of fucking course the video was a hit.
Then again in November 2013, they decided to push the liberal agenda upon the children. Macklemore and his faggotry was spreading across the nation, so the Feinstein brothers decided to teach the kids about gay marriage. The brainwashed kids were Shocked and Appalled that gay marriage is not legal in every state. Then some of these little shits started acting like they knew something and started preaching about human rights. Now the kids think its okay for men to marry men, womyn to marry womyn, boys to be girls, and girls to be boys. The Social Justice army grows ever larger, one can only hope God nukes California.
Jewing Up TV
Last Thursday, Nick Cannon was searching for booty clap vids on Jewtube when suddenly he found one of The Fine Brother's react vids. Immediately after falling asleep from it, he realized that kids are this stupid to keep watching this unfunny crap. Wanting to get a piece of that Jew Gold himself, he called the Super Jew Bros and gave them their own TV show on Nickelodeon, titled "React to That." Welcome FineBros to the big leagues, you're up there with Fred, the Annoying Orange, and fucking Breadwinners.
- There is no god...
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External Links
The Fine Bros. Main Channel- The Fine Bros. Second Channel
- The Fine Bros. Official Website
The Fine Bros. Twitter
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| Preceded by Into the Trash It Goes |
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