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Average object show enjoyer

BFDI is a shitty fucking show created by 2 pedophile rice niggers in their 20's because they cannot get any pussy. Except that one time Michael (One of the main creators of BFDI) got some black pussy. Good for that chink. Though the girl was still black which is at least a 50 point deduction on coolness factor. BFDI has unfortunately been around since 2010 and this article also sucks dick. So to update it: The show still sucks fucking ass more so now then ever before, and Michael and Cary are still chinky weird fucks.

To sum up the show it is about inanimate objects having a soul. The way they have a soul is likely similar to how Chucky from the Childs Play series has a soul. These creepy little fucks are absolutely everywhere. In Tik-Tok's, in videos, in music videos even. They have millions of views for some reason and an undying community of adoring 12 year olds who are transgender. But we'll get into that later. BFDI was the originator of this awful trend and has spawned many spiritual successors that are far worse somehow. They even meet up in real life to have giant orgies with all the small children who attend in California.

The Community

"Hey baby do you want the career opportunity of a lifetime?"

The community of BFDI and "Object shows" (The name assigned to this horrid community) is one of the worst on the planet. They are basically Reddit and Twitter personified. They only care about looks, and optics, and being politically correct. They are all trannies and like to actually literally have sex with eachother. It is not uncommon for members to be exhiled from the community for being literally horny for 13 year old girls. They cancel anybody who they disagree with, they will harass and even try to intimidate anyone they don't like who threatens their tranny agenda. They will literally stalk you and gossip about you 24/7 and try to prevent you from creating things in the community if you do create anything at all. They are douchebags and bullies and also literal niggers. Like literally black as fucking volcano ash. They are basically an entire community of Anita Sarkeesian's. They accuse everyone of being a creepy cisgender man. There is little to say here because if you have seen hate mobs on Reddit and Tumblr this is the exact same fucking thing but they are younger and like sucking cock every day literally. Quite a few of the members of the Object Show Community have actually had intercourse. Not vaginal, dirty disgusting homosexual tranny anal sex. Insertion, inflation, footjobs, blowjobs, you name it they do it to eachother. Which makes the con they host all the more disturbing. Like I said little to nothing to say here and I think you get the idea of what they are.


Object Shows

As you might already know Battle For Dream Island spawned the autism known as an object show. Some notable object shows are:

  • Inanimate Insanity - A shitty show inspired by BFDI.
  • BFDI - The original piece of shit
  • Challenge to Win - Made by some Romanian sex trafficker.
  • Object Show 87 - a parody of object shows that is popular in the community
  • Battle For Isle Sleep - The worst object show easily, created by a creepy sex pest guy in his late 20's who uses the show to inject his fetishes. Animated like shit.
  • Object Overload - A well animated one nothing else special about it really
  • Battle For Object Destination - An extremely infamous object show created by one of the most infamous "pedophiles" in the entire OSC.


How to make your own object show

  • Be a neglected tranny child
  • be autistic
  • have basic computer software
  • Download the bfdi assets
  • Record bullshit with your "friends" (Who totally aren't old pedophiles) on Discord
  • Fucking profit

Object Show Cliches

  • Shitty animation
  • Shitty voice acting
  • Shitty scriptwriting made by actual babies
  • No plot
  • Shitty music
  • They all follow the same fucking plot.


Rule34 obsession

If you all didn't believe all of us when we said the members of the OSC are mashing penises, here is the proof. The Object Show Community, a community for children initially has a shit ton of porn uploaded of it every 5 fucking seconds. Literally refresh every day on any rule 34 site and you'll see a fresh factory line of degenerate near child porn of object shows drawn by actual teenage girls who's parents hate them. These people all fuck eachother, and masturbate to objects religiously. It has been heavily noted that most people in this community are only in it because of their autistic obsessions and this is an actual fetish for them. On the right is an example of what you will find:

What in gods name...


Brainwashed Fucktards

The OSC is home to some of the worst human beings on the fucking planet. Jared Fogle looks like a goddamn saint compared to most of them. Here are some notably awful members.

  • SuperScratchkat - Creepy pedophile who was exposed for grooming and shit
  • CloudyEggs - A fucking depressed fucktard notable in the community who shits out unfunny content. Also will probably an hero in the future due to his autistic actions. Fell out of relevance as most of his current videos only get like around 80 views.
  • Karinbyrne - A heavily autistic member of the BFDI community
  • MollyBee - Constantly goes on Discord Servers of the OSC in order to rape them with child porn. Also, she treats her Discord Server like slaves, and tries to rape/kill anyone who does not follow Molly's orders. Also got her hater in trouble for him telling her to pretend to be him.
  • Nicholess Mcconnell - a 29 year old Asian Man who is severely autistic. Made the show Battle for Isle Sleep, and likes to insert fetishes into the show primarily "enjoyed" by children. Has a fetish for sleeping and likes to rage a lot.
  • AlchemistArea - A 21 year old animator who solicited sexual photos and roleplay chats with underage girls when he was still underage but also old enough to know better. He is not a pedophile per say as we know but he might as well fucking be one. Creator of Battle For Object Destination, easily one of the most infamous members in the OSC.
  • LegoBoyNJ - A 20 year old lolcow who makes among one of the worst object shows ever. Frequently pumps out fucking garbage on his channel and also has a gay porn Twitter account where he uploads disturbingly good animations of obese cats having sex. Has done things like run away from his moms house to go live at Mcdonalds
  • SkaterCheese - Raped a 15 year old tranny when he was 19.
  • Colton Gulliver - Literal Underage Prostitute who somehow partnered with the OSC.

There are many examples of awful members in the community and these are just a select handful of failed abortions.


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