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Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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Warning!
⚠This user is a volatile son-of-a-bitch. Troll at your own risk.⚠
This user is an EDitor.


This user trusts in lulz.



This user always does it for the lulz.



This user is an avid furfag hunter.
So I herd u liek mudkipz...
So I herd u liek mudkipz...
This user lieks Mudkipz!
BiThis user identifies as Bisexual.
This user is a Decepticon troll.
CISThis user identifies as CIS Gendered. Deal with it.


   
 
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
 

 
 

Hunter S. Thompson, words to live by.




Levels of threat this user poses ( = current threat level)

 
Defcon 6: Threat to self
╯~╰
 
Defcon 5: Not a threat
✌-‿ಠ
 
Defcon 4: Be cautious
ಠ_ಠ
 
Defcon 3: Be afraid
ಠ¬ಠ
 
Defcon 2: STAY AWAY
ಠ∩ಠ
 
Defcon 1: PANIC!
ಠ益ಠ╭∩╮

⏳Times I am unavailable:⏳

I am usually gone between:

8:00 AM - 3:00 PM EST every weekday,

5:00 PM - 6:30 PM EST on Monday nights,

8:00 AM - 8:00 PM EST on Friday nights,

4:00 PM - 8:00 PM EST every Sunday evening,

8:30 PM - 7:00 AM EST on weeknights, and

8:30 PM - 8:30 AM EST on weekend nights.

If I am gone at any time not designated, it is for personal business. If you wish to talk with me during these times I'm out, spam a ✉ on my goddamn talk page telling me how much of an autistic faggot I am, and I'll pick it up later.

Remember, these are only my usual times I'm out, they're not entirely absolute, as sometimes I might be in during these times, but not regularly.

Links

External links

  My Failbook troll account

  My devianTART account Lulz, I just got banned. Gee, they sure showed me.

  My Dumblr account

Emoticons/symbols to use:

ಠ‿ಠ = Smug, confident in self.

ಠ‿ಠ╭∩╮ = Giving the finger.

✌-‿ಠ = A non-weeaboo way of giving the peace sign.

ಠ_ಠ = dislike/disagreement.

ಠ¬ಠ = Dislike in outcome.

ಠ∩ಠ = Contempt, severe dislike/disagreement.

ಠ益ಠ = Anger.

⊙-⊙ = Typical wide-eyed expression.

⊙‿⊙ = A severe case of WANT.

✧3✧ = A severe case of the weeaboo.

•-•? = Has a question that needs answering.

•‿• = Moderately happy.

¬_¬ = Boredom with subject at hand.

¬‿¬ = Mischievousness.

⊴-⊵ = Sad, depressed.

٥ʖ٥ = A severe case of teh jew nose.

ᕦಠ‿ಠᕤ = Confident, could take on any task.

ό-ὸ = Scared, upset.

ὸ-ό = Moderately angry.

╯~╰ = Sad, about to cry.

╥﹏╥ = Crying.

ಠ▃ಠ/¯HEIL = Sieg heil!

٥-٥ = Does not understand.

◔ヮ◔ = Awesome.

//_ಠ = A wild emo appears!

♨⋆‿⋆♨ = Super high.

◢~◣ = Moar sad.

ಠ↬ಠ = Lupin III curled-lip smile, or licking lips.

pomf💨 = Pomf

👍 = Agrees, likes.

👎 = Disagrees, dislikes.

✓ = Passing grade.

♪♫♩♬ = For musical lyrics, put one or more on both sides of lyrics.

☠ = Deadly, poisonous, Used for links with viruses.

æ = Encyclopædia Dramatica Stamp.

ᵆ = Upside-down æ stamp.

卐 = Obvious, if you don't know what this is, then where have you been the last 80-some-odd years?

🚬 = Designates a smoking or lounging area, most likely a chatroom.

🚭 = Designates a biased chatroom.

🔞 = Designates a site or an area of a site not suitable for work or minors.

🚹 = Designates a men's only area.

🚺 = Designates a women's only area.

⚠ = Used to replace /!\.

💣 = Used to signify if someone is a vandal.

💊 = Paste on the talk page of someone who is butthurt, or "needs to take a chill pill," as the old saying goes.

💰 = Designates someone who has donated to ED.

📼 = Designates a saved piece of text that will later be used as a quote.

💽 = Same as above.

💾 = Same as above.

📣 = See Template:Megaphone.

❤ = Designates someone who is in love.

💔 = Designates someone who is emo.

🔥 = Designates a flame-warzone.

💀 = Designates a deadly link, similarly to ☠.

⏳ = Designates a time limit, usually for an offer of assistance or service, or could be used to designate a waiting period.

💎 = Designates someone of high worth, or has a lot of jewgolds.

✉ = Designates an important piece of information on the talk page.

(○☚) push button => (♨👋) receive bacon

Tasks

SysOp & Editor Tasks
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