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David Motari
—David Motari, Logician |
David Motari is a pious, patriotic 24 year old ex-Marine from Seattle, Washington, who saved America from utter destruction by tossing a terrorist, who was cleverly disguised as a puppy, over a cliff.
David's fellow marines recorded his valorous act and uploaded it to the internets for others to appreciate. Thankfully, they also state his name in the video so all who viewed it would know just exactly who to thank.
Watch the full video here!!!
Reaction
The shit promptly hit the fan. The morning after the video was uploaded, the story was broadcast by the mainstream media and the entire nation rushed to congratulate David and his family for his valorous deeds. Modest marine that he is, David was unable to cope with the massive outpouring of support and quickly moved to regain his anonymity.
YouTube celebrity Matthew Lush, or Gay God, made this video to protest the throwing of de puppy. This is his only video concerning the bullshit Iraq war.
Hoax Theories
Some argue that the whole incident was actually a hoax. They claim that you can see the real dog being switched with a stuffed toy, or that the dog was already dead. Computer Science III majors are fully confident that the video has been augmented, and that—at the least—the puppies plaintive cries have been added for dramatic effect. Some have even called in to question the puppy's trajectory, arguing that it was hurled impossibly far.
Of course, this makes perfect sense. Obviously, it's laughably simple to:
- Bring a stuffed puppy into a war zone
- Find a puppy that looks exactly like it
- Perfect a split-second handoff of the two
- Frame the hand off perfectly on helmet-cam video
- Dub in the sound of a poor little frightened puppy over ambient noise
- Finish war so you can go home and troll by leaking the video onto the internets.
- ????
- PROFIT!
Motari is an obvious troll who would rather explain why he threw the puppy and see all of his personal accounts hacked rather than confess to his obvious fabrication. Seriously, it's obvious that this video could only be a hoax.
Free Republic
To further highlight the fact that members of FreeRepublic are brilliant, the site declared the video a hoax in March of 2008, and still to this day says it is.
If that wasn't enough, the website's resident Iraq war expert, some woman who hid in the Green Zone in Iraq as a chemical sales representative and posts on FreeRepublic as Allegra, offered this line when the story first broke:
—Allegra, who can point out any of Iraq's 168,754 square miles from a photo. |
Quotes
Dave's Statement
—Dave Motari, GI Throw |
Portrait of a Marine
—from Motari's Bebo profile |
—David's sister; found on MySpace |
Sample Reactions
—Charlie Powell, College of Veterinary Medicine; dumbass |
—anonymous Gaia fan |
—Our Nigra friends speak out |
—Blog440, missing the point |
Gallery of Moral Faggotry
—Ashkee Chapin, Clearly better than David |
—Matthew Withers |
—Rob Freeman, telling it like it is |
—Man in boots at 3am, moar vandalism |
—Andrew Cole |
—Gregory Peck,saying what we all want to say. |
—Rachel Daily |
—Dustin Jade Havok, LOL WUT |
—Adam Robinson, demonstrating the fair and balanced sense of justice that all animal rights faggots should follow |
—Jessi Storms, telling YOU, dear reader, to reassess your morals and contributions in life |
—Lenny Diko, confirming that two wrongs make a right. ALWAYS. |
—Pruane2forever, AKA The Sexman - because a dog's life is clearly just as important as a human's, which is why most countries have the death penalty for animal cruelty |
Gallery of Appreciation
— Anonymous |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Thanks Mom
— Motari's mom - Proving that there is such a thing as a face only a mother could love. |
The Revenge
Other Videos
Motari's childhood influence. Baleeted!
The real video. You can plainly see the terrorist explode. Baleeted!
gaygod is pissed, and doesn't understand the difference between the Army and the Marines.
baaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Baleeted!
REMIX AND DOX Baleeted!
WUT?! Baleeted!
zzz33333 responds Baleeted!
It's Paul Fetch boys and girls, with loads of interesting things to say! He asks for reactions, so plz troll for great justice! Private
Update: He gets B& from the Marines
On June 12, 2008 the Marines gave him the banhammer. (archive) Expect much butthurt from this milfag soon in a form of a lolsuit.
Puppy Pound Gallery
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lol wut? Motari goes BAWWW.
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Motari, internet tough guy.
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nice work dude!
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oh noes
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Motari as a child
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card crusher
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now that's hot
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this isn't cloverfield
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OMNOMNOMNOM
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Mr. Motari deleted his alleged Bebo profile, but he didn't know that the Internet doesn't forget.
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You're going down, Motari!
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Rule 34 could not be absent!
Fun Facts
- On the 6th of March, the video was posted on 4chan, producing a "That was mean, Motari" meme.
- David owns a super gay civic.
- Here is is blowing up a kitten and cheering.
- He is with the 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, and is currently at Kane'ohe Bay, Hawaii after a seven month deployment in Iraq.
- He married Jessica Thatcher in January 2008.
- David cares deeply about the future of the Seattle Sonics, and was moved to state so in an Ipetition.
See Also
External links
Oh look. A fan site.No longer exists- Downloadable video
- ACTIVE MIRROR LIST INCLUDING ALL VERSIONS OF VIDEO
- DIRECT ("Downloadable video on WikiLeaks")
- puppy.flv Downloadable video on WikiLeaks
- FOX NEWS IS ON THE CASE!
- Fan Page
- Digg article
- Some serious business discussion
- Facebook group dedicated to his heroism and love for 'Murica
His MyspaceHe deleted it lol- His Bebo (Set to private)
His FacebookDeleted as well.- Google News Search
- Reddit discussion on the issue
- Article written by his sister
- a similar video whos makers life is also about to be ruined