Baldi's Basics

Welcome to the short bus.

Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning is a kewl new indie game by mystman12 (Powerword: Micah McGonigal) that is essentially the bastard child of Five Nights at Freddy's, Slender: The Eight Pages, Undertale and Doki Doki Literature Club. Despite being marketed as a "horror" game, the only things that are actually horrific about the game are its literal MS Paint graphics and the fact that numerous Let's Plays by faggy YouTube attention whores such as PooDiePie and Shartiplier have helped make this absolute trash of a game into the most autistic fad to hit the internets since Ugandan Knuckles.

The "Characters"

Baldi

Baldi, as he appears in the anime.

A teacher who enjoys beating his most autistic student with a ruler.

Playtime

An annoying little MS Paint cunt who forces you to play jump rope and deserves to die in a school shooting.

Principal of the Thing

No running in the halls. No gay sex in the halls. No redeeming qualities in my game in the halls.

Gotta Sweep

A haunted broom that's possessed by the vengeful spirit of Fat Albert.

1st Prize

Stephen Hawking.

Arts and Crafters

Literally a fucking sockpuppet.

It's a Bully

This is a bully.

Galleria de Autism

Baldi's Basics in 13-Year-Old Fantards and Autism About missing Pics

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  Doki Doki Autism Club
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  Looks like we're finally siding with the ponies for once.

See Also

• Baldi's Basics in Journalism and Child Porn
• Five Nights at Freddy's
• Slender: The Eight Pages
• Undertale
• Doki Doki Literature Club
• Autism
• Cancer

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